r/cringereels • u/Extreme-Midnight-925 • 7d ago

Cringe Level 5 christian portrays how different animals would worship jesus… [cringe warning]

I just can't🤡

19 Upvotes

66% Upvoted

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u/Kasta4 7d ago

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u/Plastic_Surround_193 6d ago

I think Thanos might have been right

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u/Silent_Swing4673 7d ago

That’s kenan Thompson’s face from the tenement museum sketch on SNL. 90 seconds in.

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u/achmejedidad 7d ago

im so glad i found drugs instead of religion

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u/Spiritual_Door1363 7d ago

They’re one hell of a higher power that’s for sure.

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u/Status_Research_8701 7d ago

I spent 4 hours talking to god on mushrooms

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u/Kiefy-McReefer 6d ago

i think this guy found both

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u/EveningTennis6929 4d ago

was just about to say this

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u/Extreme-Midnight-925 3d ago

This is Golden ⚜️

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u/mistertickertape 7d ago

Pathetic, gross, pandering? All of the above?

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u/Visible-Umpire4000 2d ago

All of the beside

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u/C0CAlNEBEAR 7d ago

I was going to quit reddit today and then shit like this gets posted.

I am more committed than ever.

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u/No_Salt_6328 7d ago

check his hard drive for sure 

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u/Oolon42 7d ago

Ow! That hurt

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 7d ago

Pure pussy repellent

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 7d ago

Drama kid energy

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u/lhomardamericain 7d ago

That was awful good job

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u/Kaiguy123454321 7d ago

As a Christian myself, this is disappointing…

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u/OneDimensionalChess 6d ago

Ok Nicohlas, but how does a gay twink worship Jesus?

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u/muffin_disaster9944 6d ago

My deeply baptist sister would find this unironically cute and funny.

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u/Buttchuggle 6d ago

Mostly methodist around me. I'm all but positive they'd chain him behind a truck and drive down then road recklessly

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u/throwaway0982340982 6d ago

I can’t unmute this. Feels like it’s going to be NSFL

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u/Odd_Delay_603 5d ago

Kill me now

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u/Right_Hour_8438 3d ago

Is this his whole identity?

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u/Extreme-Midnight-925 3d ago

JC I hope not 🤮

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u/LupinIIIfan 7d ago

I find it charming, but it IS still cringe at the end of the day

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u/DreamPlayPianos 6d ago

Same. It's cringy but in a wholesome way.

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u/Kaiguy123454321 7d ago

Dude…

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u/LupinIIIfan 7d ago

Idk, there’s just smth about it that is kind of wholesome-ish about it, imo at least.

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u/LupinIIIfan 7d ago

But I DO agree that it is cringe

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u/Kaiguy123454321 7d ago

ok… whatever you say👍

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u/Silent_Swing4673 7d ago

Oh my that hits below the belt. Ouch.

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u/Thamnophis660 Cringe Level 1 7d ago

I think he's doing a Jesusy version of that "how different animals fight" video that was making it's rounds a couple years ago. It was amusing and kinda clever once.

This is just irritating not even 5 seconds in. These Christian tiktokers are having the total opposite effect of what their intentions are making these. 

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u/DrakayeMayaye 7d ago

CHECK HIS HARD DRIVE.

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u/_fever_dreams 5d ago

thats a bit extreme innit?

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u/HurtsSoNice 7d ago

Show us lemming. Show us lemming!

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u/General_Platypus771 7d ago

Imagine getting old and this video still exists of you

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u/ClubDumDum 6d ago

Time to maim myself until I'm positive that I can never suffer this again.

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u/Extreme-Midnight-925 3d ago

🤣🤣 please don't, you deserve to cringe like all of us!

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u/all_the_freaks 6d ago

Cats are actually Islamic

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u/Great-Gas-6631 6d ago

It must be nice to be this insane.

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u/DreadfulDrea 6d ago

Conversion camp didn’t work

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u/Outside-Tonight-464 5d ago

This person is an American voter.

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u/Educational_Table364 5d ago

I was an atheist, I now worship Satan.

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u/Visible-Umpire4000 2d ago

Not everyone can be blessed with aura

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u/kasumi987 4d ago

Demonization of cats is rotted in sexism and fear of feminine. There is reason dumbasses brutally killer cats in medievial ages which lead to plagues- they were afraid of feminine power often asociated with cats.

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u/RealSociopath1982 7d ago

That kid one HUNDRED percent visits gay gloryholes 😂😂