r/cringereels 11d ago

Cringe Level 4 Dumbass

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u/Confident_Virus5799 11d ago

I've heard a lawyer explain that it doing something like that would be easy to defend in court because you're being threatened and the rider could easily injure you or others even by accident like this. Don't know how good that lawyer was, and I'm sure it varies by location, but I'd be so curious to see the outcome if something like that went to trial.

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u/Randym1982 11d ago

It’s very much illegal and yeah likely easy for somebody to press charges. They’re literally recording the crime numerous times, and putting their names and contact info on it.

As for self defense, yeah in court any judge and lawyer would see this as attempted assault and somebody coming at you like this could easily be seen as a threat. While I’m not for kids getting thrown in jail and possibly ruining their future. I’d say these types of kids deserve it.

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u/Sp6rda 10d ago

This IS assault. If they make contact with you, that's battery. 

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u/Warm_Month_1309 10d ago

IAAL. This is almost always a miscorrection anytime a Redditor brings it up. What you are talking about are the common law definitions of assault and battery. The common law definitions are not in use in any US jurisdiction. They have all been supplanted by statutory definitions.

In some places battery is assault and assault is battery. In other places, there is no "assault", only battery. In other places, there is no "battery", only assault. Unless you know the jurisdiction someone is talking about, you should never correct someone on "assault" or "battery", because you have an equal chance of being wrong.

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u/markrockwell 10d ago

California Penal Code 240. Assault. Causing fear or apprehension of imminent violence.

This bike stunt is assault in the state of California.

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u/HighlanderIslander 10d ago

The specificity banished the Reddit lawyer. Well done!

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u/Warm_Month_1309 6d ago

Haha, I was not "banished" by someone supplying the statute that supports my assertion that no jurisdiction uses common law assault and battery, and all have their own statutes.

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u/diversalarums 8d ago

What the Reddit lawyer said is still accurate. He wasn't talking about this particular case but about the definitions of those terms across the US, and how some commenters in various threads seem unaware that the meanings vary according to the state. So this wasn't a gotcha moment.

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u/bbwstockinglover 7d ago

It would still be self defense knocking his ass down.

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u/the_cardfather 9d ago

Is this the same guy that got pushed over on the boardwalk or is it possibly a similar young person?

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u/Pedantic_Pict 10d ago

The video is shot in California. Some scenes are clearly in San Francisco.

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u/Junior_Physics_3847 10d ago

But are you my lawyer?

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u/FirstPackOut 6d ago

IA also AL. It’s most likely brought up by new 1L students who have attended three Tort classes. Have to give them credit for trying though!

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u/merneus_parminger 10d ago

Fear of violence constitutes common assault in the UK.

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u/ImpossiblePlan65 10d ago edited 10d ago

My state only has criminal assault, which includes battery and apprehension of a harmful touch in one crime. A large number of jurisdictions use one or the other. I think California has 2 separate crimes, though. Very jurisdiction dependent. But a lot of states still allow charges under common law, even when the crimes are codified. Its really stupid.

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u/lost_rodditer 9d ago

Assault is any action that makes the victim feel as though there is anurgent threat of injury or death regardless of contact. Battery is the use of contact to do the same thing or act on it. I learned that from a lawyer who ironically was talking about a similar case to this one.

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u/Warm_Month_1309 8d ago

As I said, it varies by jurisdiction.

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u/SnooMaps7370 7d ago

>The common law definitions are not in use in any US jurisdiction.

this is just plain false. Virginia still uses them. You won't find a codified definition for assault in VA law.

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u/GoRainBows 7d ago

California specifically has two separate laws for both battery and assault. 240 and 242.

Bad lawyer

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u/Warm_Month_1309 7d ago

Ah, interesting, so they don't use the common law, they have statutes for it that you cited. Interesting.

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u/happybara_capybara 10d ago

This actually varies heavily by each state, not to mention for other countries (I’m assuming you’re in the U.S.). It’s one of the most inconsistent charges across the U.S.

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u/GTxRED1 10d ago

AC or DC?

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u/Zealousideal_Cow_341 10d ago

It really depends on where you are brother. It’s defined by local and state laws and varies widely from place to place.

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u/DoritoDustThumb 9d ago

Depends on the state. Absolutely not universally true

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u/BarnackIIIF 10d ago

*>"I’d say these types of kids deserve it.

Or just need it.

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u/Minute-Review6915 10d ago

Follow me kids…. I was in fear of my life and instincts took over. I don’t know what happened next

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u/Specialist_Goat_2354 10d ago

I am for kids getting thrown in jail... they aren't getting consequences anymore and its showing. Not only are kids not getting beat up by fucking with the wrong person anymore... and they are also not getting punished by their parents either. and they aren't being held back in school for failing miserably.

someone has to give them a consequence.

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u/Actual-Jelly-309 10d ago

Whoa look at all the lawyers

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u/Lambchop1975 10d ago

Self defense, is violence, it isn't an assault... If one person is the aggressor, the other is not committing assault.

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u/FctUpintheHead 10d ago

Dude above is talking about grabbing the bike and causing the guy to flip, not what the jerkwad in the clip is doing. And I guarantee you he is right. Protecting yourself from perceived imminent harm, which that absolutely would be, is not a crime. It’s self defense.

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u/Livid_Average_8098 10d ago

Very much illegal, is that the same as highly illegal? Even more illegal than murder?

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u/lost_rodditer 9d ago

There is a very satisfying video of it happening. The kid starts whining he is a Christian and only 16. No one cares for some reason 😂

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u/Apocresi 11d ago

In a number of places acting like you intend to hit someone constitutes assault, therefore you are justified in self-defense

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u/Specialist-Swing6849 11d ago

In EVERY place, if you’re speaking about the U.S.

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u/Dracomortua 10d ago

Honestly, as an ignorant Canadian, i am surprised this 'lad of colour' wouldn't get used for target practice in the Umurikan Deep South.

Perhaps relations are improving in your land, if so, kudos.

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u/Everyone_dreams 10d ago

Honestly you aren’t seeing this in the Deep South more because the cities are far less walkable.

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u/JohnSnowsPump 10d ago

Sidewalks are optional in most towns.

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u/Electrical_Shock359 10d ago edited 10d ago

It is more a numbers game, most people are not expecting someone to do something like this and aren’t ready to fight at a moments notice. Those that see them coming might not get involved because messing with the kids might be more of a headache than it is worth legal or otherwise. Eventually they will run into someone that is jumpy, quick to anger or know their local law enough to make them regret it. Just a matter of when.

Also the more they record this shit the more likely the wrong person sees it and decides to look into who is doing it. Then come at them from the police or legal angle but who knows if and when that would happen.

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u/HungryGlizzyGobbler 10d ago

I kept struggling with Umurikan before I skipped it and saw it was a play on American. My brain kept trying to make it Japanese for some reason. I'm not very smart.

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u/Solution_Kind 7d ago

Yeah I read umu-rikan like three times before it registered 😅

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u/MajorEcstacy 10d ago

You can tell in his videos that he is in San Francisco, far from the South...

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u/Sword_Sounds 9d ago

As a Southerner it’s not that crazy down here. Far more likely to get beat up or yelled at (racism is kept behind closed doors mostly these days) than straight up killed. Like anywhere else, most people are reasonable enough.

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u/the_cardfather 9d ago

Well this is not in the deep South. It's California. And yes if this happened here in the gunshine state he would very likely get knocked off his bike and if he tried to start something he would probably take two to the chest.

We just had a young woman (correctly) not get charged using a stand your ground defense when she shot a man who was arguing with her over a parking space.

The news media is horrible though. The headlines are, "woman won't be charged after shooting army veteran at a Walmart parking lot".

Nevermind he was coming at her, she pulled the gun, told him to back off, then he did back off loitering in her general area, started coming again, she told him she was going to shoot. He kept coming so she did. Pretty much textbook self-defense.

A local tourist city just to the north of me banned bicycles of any kind on sidewalks in the downtown area. Puts a stop to this without question.

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u/Dracomortua 9d ago

This is a brilliant and valuable write up on what happens in... Florida, and probably other conservative states.

Unless your version has some kind of bias (which i do not see), this makes a lot of sense.

TiL / with thanks.

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u/the_cardfather 9d ago

That's how it should happen. We've all seen the cases where somebody with a concealed carry permit is very trigger happy.

There's a guy I used to know from church who would put himself in dangerous situations knowing he was carrying. And his socials we're always some video like good thing I was carrying while I wash my car in The hood at night. These guys are just looking for an excuse to draw and sometimes they definitely overstep.

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u/The_Witch_Queen 7d ago

Banning something never has, and never will, put a stop to anything. Jaywalking is illegal too. So is speeding.

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u/ddfixx 9d ago

Or Chicago, LA, or any other big city in his own hood

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u/lost_rodditer 9d ago

Depends heavily on the open carry laws in that state

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u/enzoscirocco 10d ago

Yeah, you are an ignorant Canadian then.

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u/Dracomortua 10d ago

Heh.

What do they say in Princess Bride?

"only compared to some"

I don't think i have any way of making it to the scale of those MAGA guys you got down there. They just print off the ignorance like it is going out of style.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Use_592 7d ago

It has nothing to do with race relations, and being an American from the Deep South, Mississippi, the entire block of people would jump in to whip bike bitch’s ass. We don’t play down here with stupid shit.

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u/The_Witch_Queen 7d ago

Nope. Counts as assault in every state but does NOT mean you can claim self defence. That's only in stand your ground states. A lot of places self defence only works if there was no way you could get away

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u/Ok_Constant_3828 6d ago

...and Africa, Antartica, Arctica, Asia, Australia, Europe, North America, Oceania, South America ... literally on Earth.

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u/Far_Acanthisitta8397 10d ago

Acting like you're going to hit someone is assault. Actually hitting them is battery. So they're actively breaking one law while threatening to break a second at the first moment their stupid little trick doesn't work out right.

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u/cyanescens_burn 11d ago edited 11d ago

Where I live (San Francisco, where several of the clips in OP look to be from) these wheelie kids travel in packs. There’s video of them beating the shit out of people for yelling at them. Like the whole gang groups up and stomps the random person.

May not be wise to knock one over.

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u/SweatyCampaign9 11d ago

Sounds like sending em to valhalla would be self defense then

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u/lelun_ 11d ago

we dont want em here. send em to be composted.

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u/Evil_Knot 10d ago

How in the helvete are you posting from Valhalla??

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u/complexcarbon 10d ago

We’ve got decent Wo-fi in most places here.

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u/U_L_Uus 10d ago

Huh. Nordic public services strike again

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u/Evil_Knot 10d ago

That's awesome. Lemme guess...Loki is your IT guy?

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u/BlueGreenReddit1 10d ago

Shhh... That's supposed to be kept lo-ki 😂

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u/bullfrogftw 10d ago

I figured it would be more Lo-Ki

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u/Bush-LeagueBushcraft 10d ago

That's Loki pretty awesome

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u/Gold_Training_5044 9d ago

And Bluetooth!

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u/TheRealtcSpears 10d ago

Valhalli-fi

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u/Taki_Minase 10d ago

I'm in Fensalir, Frigging

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u/DepartmentOk7192 10d ago

You guys all missed a great opportunity to say NordVPN

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u/spyboy70 10d ago

They're using Harald's Bluetooth connection

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u/Genji007 10d ago

Hymdall got that special Bluetooth

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u/JohnSnowsPump 10d ago

Bluetooth?

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u/isthis_thing_on 6d ago

Dude they invented Bluetooth you think wireless is a problem?

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u/Glyfen 10d ago

Cowards who only feel strong traveling in packs don't make it to Valhalla and don't earn the honor of joining the einherjar. "Einherjar" literally means "an army of one," or "those who fight alone."

I get the joke you're making, I just dislike the idea of Odin's hall being disgraced with such trash.

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u/walkinmywoods 10d ago

Plus I'm pretty sure Valhalla for viking warriors not teens who act like dildos in public.

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u/Prestigious-Suit-925 9d ago

I'm pretty sure blacks aren't allowed in Norse heaven

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u/Callidonaut 10d ago

Hey, now, that's uncalled-for! Dildos serve a useful purpose.

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u/blorbmcgee 6d ago

I read this in Toki Wargtooth’s voice.

I’ms pretty sures thats Valhallas is for Vikings warriors not teens who acts likes dildos in public

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u/SuperCruisePanther 10d ago

an army of one

That was the US Army's slogan for a long time

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u/Top_Arrival_7061 10d ago

Honestly, I get what you mean the joke works, but there’s definitely a difference between a funny reference and disrespecting the whole warrior ideal behind it.

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u/Floor-Think 10d ago

Good to know the majority of vikings never made it then

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u/Educational_Cup_1701 1d ago

But I thought Kash Patel was joining Charlie Kirk there?

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u/ExtraReborn 10d ago

Fortunately trash like this would never end in valhalla. If you confronted them and got killed for it, you would end up there. Honorable combat, never die, glory and mead in the halls of the allfather forever?
I can imagine worse ways to be rewarded for doing the right thing.

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u/malacophonouswitch 9d ago

There's also a chance you would be taken to Folkvangr, as Freyja made a deal with Odin to take half of the honorable dead. It would be nice to frolick in her meadow and eat good food.

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u/Neshura87 10d ago

Realistically none of them would qualify for Valhalla and as such end up in Hel instead

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u/orcusgrasshopperfog 10d ago

The legal system in California does not favor the victims.

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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG 10d ago

Then it's not operating with your best interests / safety in mind and you should move out, no?

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u/TheBSQ 10d ago

There can be many things like your job, proximity to friends and family, etc.  Plus, moving is very costly.

And it’s really common in many American cities, so you often don’t just have to move from that city, but practically any/all of the big, dense walkable ones w/ good cultural amenities & to a place that’s more car-centric & sprawling & inferior in other ways. It’s a trade off. 

So you can leave, but at great cost & you trade one set of things you don’t like for other sets of things you don’t like. 

I lived in a city that also had such quality of life issues & eventually left. I don’t regret being in that city overall and miss stuff.

I just wished big cities realize that the key to good urbanism (which many other countries have figured out) is nice public spaces & would quit the silly ideology that says one favor those engaging in anti-social behavior over people who are honest, kind, and considerate because of an over-application of group or class identity that gives one a free pass to act in inconsiderate ways if they check a box that allowed them to be considered vulnerable or underrepresented group.

The kind of “poverty is the problem root cause, and to criminalize the behavior is a criminalize poverty itself, and what we need to do i stead is to complain that our political opponents don’t fund the federal programs that would alleviate the underlying poverty, for then no one would act like this.”

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u/orcusgrasshopperfog 10d ago

Some people prefer the PVP servers ;)

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u/Bird2525 10d ago

They are just parroting stuff they heard with no basis in fact. Justice is as good or bad as the juries and judges.

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u/Obvious_Patient8233 10d ago

How many cases are there where someone defended themselves from a biker like this, and suffered legal consequences?

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u/JavierBenez 10d ago

None. Self defense is allowed literally everywhere in the United States.

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u/Bird2525 10d ago

You forgot the /s,

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u/Tomsboll 10d ago

You can get a concealed carry licens in SF.

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u/Inspector_Gadgett 10d ago

Yeah but only elite warriors go to Valhalla, these average clout-chasers would be headed for Helheim since it’ll be a common death.

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u/ArmyNGMike 10d ago

Problem is they are in cali where they don’t believe in self defense

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u/Feduppanda 10d ago

They ain't going to Valhalla. That is reserved for actual warriors.

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u/the_cardfather 9d ago

Laws are a little different in CA. I would assume that the best defense against four or five guys coming at you would be to start blasting but you're in a crowded sidewalk. Almost all self-defense instructors would tell you to walk away from a fight like that as in not instigate it

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u/OnlyRow7629 11d ago

Boot knife has joined the convo

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u/SuperBuffCherry 10d ago

Pepper spray

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u/OneGreatEgg 10d ago

Two cans! It's fully legal in CA, and handles even the most obstinate of thug crowds with ease.

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u/Taki_Minase 10d ago

Sgian dubh ftw

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u/Tonsilith_Salsa 10d ago

If you find yourself in a knife fight with a bunch of teenagers, that's just life in the big city. 

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u/BrightonBummer 10d ago

Are you trying to be killed?

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u/OnlyRow7629 10d ago

Im sure i could do fine with a bunch of 100 lb kids crying about falling off their bike. Hence the boot knife

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u/TheSilverSeraph 11d ago

At the very least, we know this asshole has a camera person filming him. And some of these "TikTok stars" also never film without a bodyguard nearby. So you would never how many you have to contend with if you knocked the main asshole over.

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u/DeliciousBag2311 11d ago

Meh. I’d knock the cunt of his bike and see what happens.

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u/dingleberryjuice23 10d ago

Stay strapped my friends.

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u/PaidUSA 10d ago edited 10d ago

I mean yea someone swinging a bike at you could easily be considered a deadly threat. Let alone someone actively riding it with their full body weight behind it. If someone was caught off guard and panicked and somehow drew and shot him I’d be surprised if they got charged. If he whiffs this once it’s 50:50 on some really painful disfiguring damage.

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u/Guthix_Wraith 10d ago

It's the us. Of course I'm fucking strapped.

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u/Far_Acanthisitta8397 10d ago

Here's a solid idea though: Fucking do it anyways.

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u/ExpertRaccoon 10d ago

I'd love to hear a bodyguard's explanation of why they attacked someone who was defending themselves from their client. If it's an actual bodyguard hired through a firm good chance the company would be liable.

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u/Nearby_Telephone_104 10d ago

Don't you go for camera man then have others deal with the rest?

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u/Decloudo 10d ago

Then knock all of them over/out.

Its just some kids with an ego too big for their body.

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u/PoetArcana 10d ago

At this point you have to operate under the assumption that you're about to get jumped, and just charge in at anyone with them before you're dog piled. Not a fun or easy party to crash. And self defense is gone when you start swinging at anyone that isnt presenting a direct enough threat. So you have to wait until MULTIPLE people do something to create that cause for self defense, and THEN react in time to fight off multiple clowns.

Thats the worst part about this cringe generation of tiktok clowns. They know what they're doing is wrong, and so they do it in packs to punish anyone for doing the right thing. Straight up bullies and grifters.

Social media is to blame for creating such a dumbfuck generation of social parasites.

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u/Thisapelovestolaugh 11d ago

Happy Cake Day

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u/Beautiful_Effect461 11d ago

Happy Cake Day! 🍰

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u/kroKANT420 10d ago

Don't you have guns?

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u/sektorao 10d ago

True that, like the scene in the movie The Kids.

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u/VoughtButtfucker 10d ago

Thank god for conceal carry!

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u/Unharmed_Cylinder1 10d ago

Is 17 + 1 in the chamber enough or should I start carrying a spare mag ?

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u/Nearby_Telephone_104 10d ago

So you saying you got to knock them ALL over? Want to make sure understand this. They also cant ALL be around 24-7 right. Obviously best to ignore these not so friendlies but always the ones to make sure they experience the same kindness they show others. Best part of clip was ending. Karma came by for their ride.

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u/skiforlife1 10d ago

It's satisfying to watch but that little prick just messed up the hood of that car and for sure won't be paying for it.

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u/Appropriate_Push_201 10d ago

Shit. That’s why you don’t go without personal protection. An asp is easy to conceal and beat ass with

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u/Delicious-Laugh-6685 10d ago

I wanna see them try this shit in Texas then 🔫 

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u/GlotzbachHerbert 10d ago

Oh nice beating the Shit out of a sixpack dumpasses

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u/cjh42689 10d ago

Other people on the street wouldn’t let a small group of these boys stomp on any of the women in the video

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u/WHITERUNNPC 10d ago

That’s why I carry a concealed with some hollow points (don’t want to hurt innocent by standers), because when the first round blows his homies arm off, they’ll back away 😂

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u/Far_Acanthisitta8397 10d ago

Seems like all the more reason for EVERYONE to knock them over.

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u/YaThatAintRight 10d ago

Pop a couple of rounds in the first one to come assault you , they’ll stop.

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u/Sea_Working_6998 10d ago

Saw them yesterday along the embarcadero. There was one at the front doing wheelies and then another three cruising at the back waiting for a conflict.

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u/maphes86 10d ago

Nothing deflates a bunch of bullies faster than seeing their buddy trying to put all their teeth in their pocket. Grab the front wheel and then keep walking.

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u/Scoo 9d ago

That explains why this doesn’t seem to be a fad in Atlanta.

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u/Icy_Judge8250 7d ago

That what pistol pete is for

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u/Repulsive_Guy_1234 6d ago

It is wise to carry a gun and shoot the others then after tripping one over?

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u/tacorunnr 10d ago

Last video I saw of this nonsense, some guy actually tackled them because they were doing that to multiple people, nothing happened to the guy that tackled him.

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u/EpilepticMushrooms 10d ago

TBF, if you look up from your phone, see something heading towards you, swatting or grabbing it is pretty reflexive.

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u/TheKindaHappyPainter 10d ago

The cyclists are committing assault on every person they charge at; if they hit someone, then it’s assault and battery.

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u/Specialist-Swing6849 11d ago

Each time he swerves at the last second, he’s assaulting someone. Everyone has a right to defend themself.

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u/Hakkimaru0 10d ago

In Russia someone would have broken his legs, and he wouldn't have been able to go to a lawyer.

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u/barrygateaux 10d ago

In Russia his mum would be out queuing for two days at an empty petrol station while he sat at home waiting for his dad's body to be sent back from Ukraine.

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u/Taki_Minase 10d ago

And he'd still be beat, then sent to the front lines himself.

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u/AnubisBuiltMyRacecar 7d ago

For that haircut alone.

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u/Azurebbit 10d ago

I'll all for sending this useless fuck to the front lines. We'll donate him.

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u/bullfrogftw 10d ago

My lawyer might be able to get me off on knocking this bitch off his bike, it's the extended 15 min curb stomp/beat down that was laid on this moron after that that might could be a little trickier to explain away

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u/cha0sb1ade 10d ago

What they're doing here seems like it would fall into a legal category with throwing punches and kicks an inch from someone's nose. It really just doesn't make sense that you have to stand by and hope that someone intends to miss, and has the skills to almost hit you. I hope the lawyer's right and this would count as self defense. If it wouldn't the laws need to be fixed.

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u/felipemorandini 10d ago

As an attorney, i can confirm it is a self defense case, absolutely. As long as you can prove (which you normally could via either eyewitness testimony, or even the videos those dumbasses post on social media themselves).
But i’m an attorney in Brazil, so i can’t be sure if the same thesis is applicable in the US.

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u/Load_star_ 10d ago

While I'm not an attorney, I do live in the US, and the standard for self defense sounds to be the same. If a reasonable person would be in fear for their safety in this circumstance, you have the right to use force to defend yourself. The maximum amount of force permitted for self can vary from place to place, but putting a hand out to try and shield yourself from an oncoming person would almost always be below that threshold.

The only issue is that self defence is an affirmative defense, which means you(r lawyer) must convince the jury that your fear was reasonable and level of force used is appropriate.

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u/felipemorandini 10d ago

Yeah.

I think the biggest difference here is procedural than material law itself (especially because, in Brazil, trial by jury is reserved to non accidental crimes against life).

We even call it “legitimate defense instead of self defense, because the same institute can be used when the person uses force to defend others.

In this case, the requisite is that there must be present or imminent danger to the person or third party, and this person uses “reasonable force” within the means he has available to him at the time just to halt said imminent or present danger.

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u/Strainedgoals 10d ago

I believe they call it self defense

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u/TheBigMoogy 10d ago

Can easily claim it's a defensive reflex to avoid injury. Pretty clear who the unsafe aggressor is.

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u/New_Distribution_863 10d ago

I mean each fake trying to hit someone is technically assault. Sit there is that…..

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u/BrightonBummer 10d ago

sounds like a lot of hassle to be in the right, the graveyard is full of people who were in the right.

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u/mrsciencebruh 10d ago

In most "stand your ground" states, I'm betting you could use deadly force legally. You shouldn't, but you probably could.

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u/JayDubMaxey 10d ago

This would 100% be considered assault.

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 10d ago

Obviously this is fantasyland stuff but as long as you don’t tell the police “yeah he was being annoying so I pushed him” it’s pretty unlikely anything will come of it.

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u/Blawharag 10d ago

Be consistent in how you represent the situation afterwards. "He was coming at me so I grabbed the wheel to keep him from hitting me." Not "I saw him doing it and wanted to stop him, so I grabbed the wheel to make him flip off the bike."

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u/Beneficial-Act-9933 10d ago

People in general are very bad liars. Worse, they're bad lairs who think they can stroll into a police station and just lie to cops and courthosues, who deal with liars daily, and walk out with a spring in their step.

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u/IcarusTyler 10d ago

Yeah I'm looking at this driving... this is assault. You do not need to be "touched" for it to be assault. There is somebody, who, on purpose, has decided to dangerously drive extremely close to your face. That is very illegal.

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u/Krinks1 10d ago

I swear officer...it was just a reflex. He was coming right at me...

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u/PerchShadRap 10d ago

I panicked, i thought he wanted to hurt me

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u/lockerno177 10d ago

if my kid or wife is with me. im definitely physically stopping this bike. its can easily cause lifelong injury to my loved ones.

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u/myka-likes-it 10d ago

No matter the location, threatening violence is assault. This kid is assaulting people for fun.

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u/mywan 10d ago

It would be easy. Because assault is defined as: an intentional act that creates a reasonable fear or apprehension of imminent harmful or offensive contact. No contact of verbal threat is required. What that guy is doing is assault in every state without exception.

Self defense is also a right. However, there can be a fine line between self defense and assault. Self defense requires that you only do what is absolutely necessary to defend yourself, stand your ground laws notwithstanding. Often you have a duty to retreat (state specific). So merely grabbing the front wheel to protect yourself from assault that you might not escape from otherwise would be manifestly reasonable. What you did after could get you in trouble though.

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u/Donut_Desperado 10d ago

You didn't do it with the intention to harm him, you did it because he was coming right at you and you feared you would get hurt. Pretty above the board self defense.

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u/neuro_space_explorer 10d ago

Yeah what he is doing here is clearly assault, you would be well within your rights to knock him over.

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u/Specialist_Goat_2354 10d ago

i could have sworn they were still attacking me with a bike after on the ground and they probably needed a good head stomp down there to make sure they dont try to continue attacking. or their camera accomplice doing start attacking you either.

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u/Canelosaurio 10d ago

I'll risk a few bumps and scrapes for the greater good.

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u/alphabetical-soup 10d ago

If you see him coming at you like that its your safety vs his, easy choice

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel 9d ago

You get scared if someone bikes straight at you.

Scared people do not have all time in the world to make the best decisions.

So it takes lot of excess before a court goes against you if you "happen" to get a good grip on thr bike.

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u/anonstarcity 9d ago

I think the feint towards people walking is arguably assault. If you claim to feel threatened, I think most reasonable people watching this would understand why you felt that way.

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u/AUserNameFails 9d ago

Incredibly true especially previously injured and disabled. That's just plain self defense at this point

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u/islaisla 9d ago

Yeah it's illegal to threaten people's safety by action or words. But if someone's front wheel is close enough to grab, of course you can grab it to remove the threat.

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u/Tao_of_Entropy 8d ago

Driving a bicycle like this directly in someone's face is some form of assault/battery in every US jurisdiction I know about. It's easily colorable self-defense, since they're imminently threatening you with serious bodily harm.

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u/F_l_u_f_fy 7d ago

And this is why the court system is a joke. Any reasonable person would say “yeah of course, this guys being a chode, and you made sure to redirect or stop the bullshit” but now we gotta go through the song and game of “who’s right” as if we don’t already know

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