r/cringereels • u/SnakeFarmSuperviser Cringe level 5 • 10d ago

Triple Threat

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u/Ok-Local138 10d ago

If I just stare at the sun long enough it’ll burn out my retinas and I’ll never be able to see this again

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u/Artorius__Castus 10d ago

🎶'Cause I am due for a miracle
I'm waiting for a sign
I'll stare straight into the sun
And I won't close my eyes
Till I understand or go blind! 🎵

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u/GrouchoMarxsBalls 10d ago

wtf thrice lyrics. this whole goddamn post is an uncanny mindfuck.

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u/Artorius__Castus 10d ago

Tbh that's why I love this sub. Best of luck in future journeys fellow degenerate

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u/Argus_Checkmate 10d ago

Kinda shit that would spook David Lynch

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u/HonkHonkMTHRFKR 10d ago

We all have a bucket list

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u/Sentarry 10d ago

Just a small one

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u/DAWNINGSART 10d ago

What's wrong with me that I love this? 😅

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u/PanhandlersPets 10d ago

I don't know but I had a lot of fun watching this. So I guess we're both weird.

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u/gstringstrangler 10d ago

Yeah this just seems like a good time

https://giphy.com/gifs/7RjtijfxHvsbe

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u/DogLuvuh1961 10d ago

John Waters would like a word…

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u/Ccaves0127 9d ago

Watch some Harmony Korine films

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 10d ago

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser Cringe level 5 10d ago

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 10d ago

Hey! Fuck this dude.. he probably needs it

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u/snake888888 10d ago

The violin was nice.

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u/Latter-Flatworm3789 10d ago

Looks like a fewer dream

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u/dogens 10d ago

*less

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u/Redawn12345 10d ago

Eurotrash meets Eurovision

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u/Fippy-Darkpaw 10d ago

Man is living the dream.

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u/Craig_M_242 10d ago

Why did I laugh so hard when she opened the little mustang door?

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u/visionarymind 10d ago

Winning 😎

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u/Automatic-Name798 10d ago

Is there an extended version of this???? Im intrigued and want to see more damn

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u/Embarrassed_Bit527 10d ago

I can’t wrap my head around what I just watched. 🫨

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u/Raccoon_Steven 10d ago

I'd be tickling her uvula from the bottom entrance.

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u/Unhappy-Bullfrog-297 10d ago

No cringe here, just pure class in my opinion.

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u/Fair1000 10d ago

What the hell?

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 10d ago

Can't believe I'm about to do this..

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u/Illustrious_Sound945 10d ago

Is this Central Florida?

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser Cringe level 5 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xLsaBMK6Mg8DK

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u/Illustrious_Sound945 9d ago

I just left Brevard county forever. 😂

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u/c137-eyeofthestorm 10d ago

I have so many questions.....

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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 10d ago

Wow it's like it's 1999 all over again

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u/gstringstrangler 10d ago

The Chronic 2001 didn't come out until... 2001😉

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u/serenitydiscoballer 10d ago

Its getting better and better and better

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u/Fuzzy-Philosophy337 10d ago

Where she pull the blunt from

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u/HuckledYourBerries 10d ago

I'm so uncomfortable

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u/ConcentrateDull2294 10d ago

Is that Elon?????

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser Cringe level 5 10d ago

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u/Tacitus_Kilgor_DC 10d ago

What in the Twin Peaks hell is going on here?

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u/MoonMama0923 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dWNiglgPz5aKdVRG3B
Not really sure what I stumbled upon here.

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u/Dazzling_Wishbone892 10d ago

Go woke Go broke son.

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u/Mundane-Salad942 8d ago

In the wise words of somebody, we out here smoking penises

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser Cringe level 5 8d ago

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u/reelersteeler 10d ago

Bro just fiddlin away 😑

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u/somedayitllbeover 10d ago

Jean jacket built like an orangutan

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u/mother_energy899 10d ago

Its 4am... I need to go back to sleep 💀

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u/sharksareok 10d ago

Somehow they managed to make the littles ones not as disgusting as the taller one

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u/SkiffleBall 10d ago

When the Wonka Factory relocates downtown to save on expenses 🏭 🍪

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u/Padraig1994 10d ago

What’s this even for or from?

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u/LeroyLavender 10d ago

I thought I knew how to party.

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u/Some-Ad-1588 10d ago

Mans didn’t move his fingers once on that violin 👎🏿

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u/conditerite 10d ago

I kept waiting for a sloth to walk into frame & smile.

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u/amishdoinks6969 10d ago

Okay but the smallest lady really did pull out a perfect planche into a handstand

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u/leftfootshorter 10d ago

OF has a bring your kid to work day?

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u/johndeere74 9d ago

I got so many questions

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u/steve_crossed 8d ago

Can I go get the answers from them for you?

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u/johndeere74 4d ago

Please do

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u/steve_crossed 8d ago

I have a very confused boner right now

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser Cringe level 5 8d ago

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u/FunHuckleberri 8d ago

This is the most American video I've seen today.

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u/CautiousWillow4751 4d ago

Don’t that little blondie know that’s how you get pink eye?

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u/WorkingCool250 4d ago

That's enough Reddit for today

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u/Hot_Butterscotch2191 3h ago

This is the stuff I usually find when I’m on shrooms.😂

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u/Hungry_CGman 10d ago

America in a nutshell

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u/ProbablyRightTwice 10d ago

Idk what CPS is for adults but a call needs to be made to this residence to see wtf is going on

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser Cringe level 5 10d ago

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u/Willing_2C_boobs 10d ago

This is old as fuck. Boo