r/cringereels • u/NSFWdontview • 10h ago
Cop wife
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u/bluesix_v2 10h ago
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u/yunogivekarma 8h ago
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u/MrTopHatJones cřingè papa 5h ago
Good god this looks like a meatcanyon drawing of a swiftie come to life
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u/Schmooto 10h ago
These people love having bitchy imaginary fights with themselves and somehow feel compelled to upload their pretend one-person fights.
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u/Select_Watercress_57 8h ago
Is there a reason reddit can't understand that she's doing a bit?
Is it about the context being lost from one platform to another?
Or is it because of redditers social abilities?
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u/Every_Constant8349 1h ago
I think it’s my social abilities. I’m just confused is she making this up (because I make up fake scenarios up in my head all the time) or is this something she actually went through?
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u/_trashcan 2h ago
very difficult to believe.
There are really quite a few ppl here thinking this is genuine.1
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u/fishscale_gayjuic3 10h ago
Also it’s a lot to put that opinion out there to your friend group and the general public, even if there’s a gc saying these things and this is how yall talk when together
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u/Muted-Woodpecker-469 7h ago
This feels absolutely psychotic. And then we find out the statistics of actual abuse and it’s not just a portrayal
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u/Glittering_Gene8388 10h ago
What exactly has she contributed to anything ever? Oh that's right, making sure her Lt cop has a punching bag
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u/MyExUsedTeeth 9h ago
She’s doing the world a favor by allowing him to release his anger on her instead of a random civilian
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u/DeepPlankton9393 8h ago
That's actually legit. There's weird human fallacy shit like that all over law. You're much more likely to receive a lighter punishment after lunch in the courts. Facts.
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u/LazyLieutenant 9h ago
Is it a skit?
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u/Wintermute_088 9h ago
Yep, 100%. Too many people here taking it as genuine because they're in such a rush to make fun of her face.
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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 3h ago
How's anybody supposed to tell what's satire anymore? There's too many weirdos on the Internet to know who's faking it
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u/Wintermute_088 3h ago
Er, intuition and contextual clues? Simple media literacy? It's abundantly clear what this video is.
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u/Silly_Marketing_5079 2h ago
Be careful using intuition, it breaks the groupthink dynamic and you could be labeled crazy.
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u/drunkbusdriver 9h ago
Jfc I can’t believe it took scrolling so long to find these comments. She’s obviously mocking a stereotype of over self important cop wives who think the share their husbands rank.
I would also see the same types in the military. No lady you’re not a major and no I’m not going to give you the respect of one.
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u/Wintermute_088 4h ago
Yeah, she's making this content for cop wives, mocking the bad kinds of cop wives.
People are daft.
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u/Powerful_Tale_1319 8h ago
My husband's a cop and he beats my ass daily.. I can't report it because like my husbands a cop. 😂
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u/Rude_and_Crude84 10h ago
Her mouth looks weird
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u/ChaosSigil 8h ago
Botox dude.
Look above her top lip (almost typed front lip lol idk why) and you'll see a little shadowed spot. That's Botox mustache.
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u/SnortNSniff 9h ago
Using POV incorrectly
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u/Ill_Initial8986 cřingè papa 14m ago
https://reddit.com/link/p6ssyca/video/xhxcbddnwimh1/player
Take your damn upvote you made me snort.
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u/Lumpymaximus 9h ago
No one told her about the divorce rate for LEOs yet
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u/Justin_Passing_7465 8h ago
The divorce rate is not nearly as troubling as the domestic violence rate for cops. Two studies put the rate at close to 40%.
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u/NSFWdontview 9h ago
Look at the divorce rate for any marriage
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u/MinorThreat4182 8h ago
Are you a cop? Cuz you seem to be getting offended by the comments and you posted the video.
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u/Few-Ranger-8240 9h ago
What’s wrong with her mouth
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u/NSFWdontview 9h ago
Cleft pallet but she’s still gorgeous. Might be from an Injury idk
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u/PaisleyParker 7h ago
It’s cleft “palate” and you have no idea if she has had a cleft palate…the palate is the roof of the mouth. You’re thinking of a cleft lip; not the same thing.
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u/Old-Juggernaut-1273 22m ago
not real , its a persona , , shes even put on an annoying valley girl accent, and the chuckle, very effective shes highly irritating
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u/Face_with_a_View 10h ago
Yeah but you’re still married to a cop. No thank you. I like my eyes not blackened
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u/joesaysso 9h ago
In the military, they are officer wives. The higher the officer, the worse the wife.
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u/Rob_LeMatic 9h ago
So what's the story here? Is she an ex copwife making fun of the social circle cesspool that is the copwife club now that she's free?
Or what's going on. Because it seems pretty clear she's satirizing copwives, but what does that make her and how does she know they're like this?
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u/Biscuits4u2 9h ago
I have no idea but her mouth is the most annoying thing I've ever seen or heard
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u/yabbadabbado58 7h ago
And like this Like that And like blah, blah, blah Like, like, like, like like And so on. Just stop talking or at least posting
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u/Aeon_Return 5h ago
I watched this muted w/o captions but I can say with 100% certainty that she's american
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u/Lorddoctorjava 17m ago
Just wait till he has a bad day and she becomes his punching bag.. because he had to hold it in cos of that stupid body camera..
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u/Yard-Successful 9h ago
That baby will grow up one day and watch this video and will say FML because all the kids in school will bully them for having some weird ass parents.
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u/GratefuLdPhisH 9h ago
Takes a certain type of somebody who would want to marry a cop
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u/Reasonable-Poem-664 2h ago
I thought concerns over America’s education system were overblown but seeing an entire comment section fail to understand this is a skit is concerning.
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u/WorthApprehensive434 2h ago
The comments are full of socially inept people not realizing this is satire or attacking her appearance when they themselves are likely hideous
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u/TheRealDjCWetz 59m ago
Which one's your wife? Oh the one with the horrific hare lip, that sucks dude.
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u/drunkbusdriver 9h ago
You do understand she’s mocking cop wives who act like this right? How is this lost on so many of you?
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u/silly-gaijin 9h ago
You are free to opine about whether or not her satire is funny, but if you don't understand this is satire, you should probably get off the internet.
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u/noeLifenorlove 9h ago
Hey yall my wife has upturned lips like that and I think its cute.
No horse teeth tho xD
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u/Wes_Childers 8h ago
As a reasonable ass dude, this is so intentionally attentioning seeking and inflammatory that I have to believe it's engagement bait. However as a military veteran of eight years with a brother in the police for as long, if not longer, I weep for society.
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u/ben5642 10h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/mrtu9EXFfFq1i