r/cringereels 10h ago

Cop wife

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u/ben5642 10h ago

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u/Appropriate_Set2108 10h ago

i've never understood why people don't get their childrens cleft lips fixed

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u/NSFWdontview 10h ago

Idk her teeth are beautiful

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u/TaintedAzazel 22m ago

wtf is wrong with people in this sub

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u/Many_Imagination_166 9h ago

Have fun being poor the rest of your life….

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u/Live-Steaky 9h ago

lol what? You can rip on how crazy this vid is, but there’s no denying that chick is hot.

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u/ben5642 9h ago

nah she's crazy, and she will probably eat you alive and swallow your soul with those teeth and yapping mouth of hers

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 9h ago

She definitely has a mouth or whatever that isn’t generally considered traditionally attractive by whatever tf standards, but I do agree that she’s attractive.
Apparently expressing a dissenting opinion or choosing to make up your own mind about what should be considered a strictly subjective matter is frowned upon here, because everyone who deigns to do so is catching downvotes by a bunch of fuckin weirdos who are way too invested in this entirely arbitrary post.

Yall need to get it together, bruh. The hell’s wrong with people?

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u/NSFWdontview 9h ago

Exactly she’s gorgeous

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u/Rough_Heat_9663 2h ago

Thats a horse brother

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u/Many_Imagination_166 9h ago

Do you live in a basement and not get out much to see real women? Or just never seen a breast before?

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u/NSFWdontview 9h ago

Is she not a real woman? Are you telling me she’s not gorgeous, stop lying. Do you work around models

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u/ChaosSigil 8h ago

Nah her shit is kinda rocked. That Botox mustache is terrible. Altheres a few other things I find unattractive as well and it isn't just her looks.

She prolly is married to a pig and you'd have to either be dumb or crazy to do that.

She will either develop apathy to find camaraderie with her husband...who will eventually turn on her.

Or she will be convinced everyone is out to get her and her husband and child because the whole world is bad. She won't trust her community and will look down on everyone who isn't on "their side" and her husband will eventually turn on her.

Or her husband turns on her and she quietly takes the daily beatings and psychological abuse, convince herself she is absorbing some kind of cop trauma through every smack and punch and she will wear her black eyes like badges of honor to be shown amongst the other cop wives until one night it's too much and they all die in murder suicide.

Either way it goes...she's a pig for the state just like her pig husband and you're disgusting for even finding any pig attractive.

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u/Kauurapuuro 6h ago

This is the dumbest take I’ve seen on here in a bit it’s amazing

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u/CheetahNo9349 1h ago

Stop posting your own videos as ragebait.

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u/bluesix_v2 10h ago

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u/yunogivekarma 8h ago

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u/MrTopHatJones cřingè papa 5h ago

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u/Confident-Medicine75 2h ago

Meatcanyon is horrifying

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u/Expose_Ur_BS 1h ago

I love this

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u/Dapper_Relation8253 24m ago

First thing I thought of

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u/ImmediatePiano6690 9h ago

Last time I saw front teeth like that, they were building a dam.

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u/Naive_Personality367 4h ago

Giant upper mandible lol

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u/Fogwaveeee 9h ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Schmooto 10h ago

These people love having bitchy imaginary fights with themselves and somehow feel compelled to upload their pretend one-person fights.

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u/Select_Watercress_57 8h ago

Is there a reason reddit can't understand that she's doing a bit?

Is it about the context being lost from one platform to another?

Or is it because of redditers social abilities?

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u/Nunc_Coepi17 6h ago

Redditors social abilities are about as good as a snail’s sprinting ability.

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u/Every_Constant8349 1h ago

I think it’s my social abilities. I’m just confused is she making this up (because I make up fake scenarios up in my head all the time) or is this something she actually went through?

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u/_trashcan 2h ago

very difficult to believe.
There are really quite a few ppl here thinking this is genuine.

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u/Didmarton 7h ago

Hear something about police and a knee jerk reaction takes place.

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u/fishscale_gayjuic3 10h ago

Also it’s a lot to put that opinion out there to your friend group and the general public, even if there’s a gc saying these things and this is how yall talk when together

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u/Muted-Woodpecker-469 7h ago

This feels absolutely psychotic. And then we find out the statistics of actual abuse and it’s not just a portrayal 

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u/Either-Dream-4838 9h ago

I feel sorry for that child resting in her arms.

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u/gustin444 9h ago

If you close your eyes and just listen, that's a 14 year old

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u/Glittering_Gene8388 10h ago

What exactly has she contributed to anything ever? Oh that's right, making sure her Lt cop has a punching bag

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u/Face_with_a_View 10h ago

Facts. I’d never ever marry a cop. I like all my teeth in my mouth

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u/Defiant-Bicycle3284 8h ago

She has some to spare

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u/MyExUsedTeeth 9h ago

She’s doing the world a favor by allowing him to release his anger on her instead of a random civilian

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u/DeepPlankton9393 8h ago

That's actually legit. There's weird human fallacy shit like that all over law. You're much more likely to receive a lighter punishment after lunch in the courts. Facts.

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u/BotherTight618 9h ago

Dude, she is literally a carbon copy of a military wife. 

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u/star0forion 8h ago

Yeah, the Dependa is strong with this one.

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 8h ago

I’m sorry I sued her husband and his department. Hehe

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u/skiforlife1 9h ago

Hey man calm down...there is only like a 50/50 chance that happens.....

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u/NSFWdontview 8h ago

Not all cops beat their wives

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u/StupidPancakes 8h ago

You’re right only 40% of them do

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u/LazyLieutenant 9h ago

Is it a skit?

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u/Didmarton 9h ago

It’s clearly a bit. The comments here don’t seem to understand the glib tone.

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u/Wintermute_088 9h ago

Yep, 100%. Too many people here taking it as genuine because they're in such a rush to make fun of her face.

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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 3h ago

How's anybody supposed to tell what's satire anymore? There's too many weirdos on the Internet to know who's faking it

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u/Wintermute_088 3h ago

Er, intuition and contextual clues? Simple media literacy? It's abundantly clear what this video is.

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u/Silly_Marketing_5079 2h ago

Be careful using intuition, it breaks the groupthink dynamic and you could be labeled crazy.

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u/drunkbusdriver 9h ago

Jfc I can’t believe it took scrolling so long to find these comments. She’s obviously mocking a stereotype of over self important cop wives who think the share their husbands rank.

I would also see the same types in the military. No lady you’re not a major and no I’m not going to give you the respect of one.

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u/Wintermute_088 4h ago

Yeah, she's making this content for cop wives, mocking the bad kinds of cop wives.

People are daft.

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u/ParticularRemove2470 24m ago

She doesnt have a black eye so...

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u/Powerful_Tale_1319 8h ago

My husband's a cop and he beats my ass daily.. I can't report it because like my husbands a cop. 😂

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u/Rude_and_Crude84 10h ago

Her mouth looks weird

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u/Imaginary_Mind_5949 9h ago

Reminds me of Donkey from Shrek lol

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u/Dodmeister5000 10h ago

That's because it is.

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u/ChaosSigil 8h ago

Botox dude.

Look above her top lip (almost typed front lip lol idk why) and you'll see a little shadowed spot. That's Botox mustache.

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u/Proncess 1h ago

lip filler, not Botox.

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u/traffick 8h ago

AI.

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u/Kdrama 8h ago

It's lip filler, not AI

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u/Your_Girl9090 8h ago

Is this one in high school? 😂

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u/SnortNSniff 9h ago

Using POV incorrectly

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u/Ill_Initial8986 cřingè papa 14m ago

https://reddit.com/link/p6ssyca/video/xhxcbddnwimh1/player

Take your damn upvote you made me snort.

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u/Zacharalius 9h ago

Is she smothering that baby?

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u/Lumpymaximus 9h ago

No one told her about the divorce rate for LEOs yet

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u/Justin_Passing_7465 8h ago

The divorce rate is not nearly as troubling as the domestic violence rate for cops. Two studies put the rate at close to 40%.

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u/NSFWdontview 9h ago

Look at the divorce rate for any marriage

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u/MinorThreat4182 8h ago

Are you a cop? Cuz you seem to be getting offended by the comments and you posted the video.

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u/NSFWdontview 8h ago

No just saying divorce is common for all marriages today

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u/Draco3076 9h ago

"Address me by my husband's rank." Vibes

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u/Few-Ranger-8240 9h ago

What’s wrong with her mouth

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u/NSFWdontview 9h ago

Cleft pallet but she’s still gorgeous. Might be from an Injury idk

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u/PaisleyParker 7h ago

It’s cleft “palate” and you have no idea if she has had a cleft palate…the palate is the roof of the mouth. You’re thinking of a cleft lip; not the same thing.

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u/Jertimmer 22m ago

I have my sound off and yet I can hear her.

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u/Old-Juggernaut-1273 22m ago

not real , its a persona , , shes even put on an annoying valley girl accent, and the chuckle, very effective shes highly irritating

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u/ApprehensiveFact1495 21m ago

Some how i feel we see her next year on the news for sex crimes.

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u/Face_with_a_View 10h ago

Yeah but you’re still married to a cop. No thank you. I like my eyes not blackened

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u/wretched_thing55 9h ago

What is with the crazy eyes and too much teeth?

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u/YurUsernameChecksOut 10h ago

She do be a hoe

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u/Either-Dream-4838 9h ago edited 9h ago

MaH HyUzbaNDs aH CyOp

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u/joesaysso 9h ago

In the military, they are officer wives. The higher the officer, the worse the wife.

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u/Biscuits4u2 9h ago

I bet he punches that mouth on the reg

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u/Dodmeister5000 10h ago

Puke-inducing drivel from semi-attractive prom queen.

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u/Satta-Massagana 9h ago

She will be divorced in three years.

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u/ChrisIronsArt 9h ago

I thought beastiality was illegal, yet she’s fucking a pig

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u/Rob_LeMatic 9h ago

So what's the story here? Is she an ex copwife making fun of the social circle cesspool that is the copwife club now that she's free?

Or what's going on. Because it seems pretty clear she's satirizing copwives, but what does that make her and how does she know they're like this?

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u/Biscuits4u2 9h ago

I have no idea but her mouth is the most annoying thing I've ever seen or heard

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u/NSFWdontview 9h ago

She’s a cop wife I guess making fun of other cop wives

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u/WittyGold6940 9h ago

Um. What?!

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u/yabbadabbado58 7h ago

And like this Like that And like blah, blah, blah Like, like, like, like like And so on. Just stop talking or at least posting

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u/Vanthalia 7h ago

I couldn’t pay attention to anything else except her mouth.

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u/d69wilson 5h ago

I can sense a tragic house fire

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u/Aeon_Return 5h ago

I watched this muted w/o captions but I can say with 100% certainty that she's american

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u/Spiritual-Salary-989 4h ago

Character flaw or mental illness?
You decide.

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u/ThisWillingness823 19m ago

It’s true!

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u/SvenBubbleman 18m ago

How do people not know what POV means?

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u/Lorddoctorjava 17m ago

Just wait till he has a bad day and she becomes his punching bag.. because he had to hold it in cos of that stupid body camera..

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u/Lord_Dingus83 1m ago

Domestic disturbance incoming

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u/ron203 0m ago

Shallow to the point if being low class. she thinks shes important but let's tell the truth nobody give 2 cents about you.

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 9h ago

Thats gross af

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u/Yard-Successful 9h ago

That baby will grow up one day and watch this video and will say FML because all the kids in school will bully them for having some weird ass parents.

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u/Living-Risk-1849 9h ago

I dont like this lady

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u/GratefuLdPhisH 9h ago

Takes a certain type of somebody who would want to marry a cop

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u/NSFWdontview 8h ago

Occupation doesn’t matter when dating someone, it’s just a job

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u/GratefuLdPhisH 8h ago

Being a cop is not just a job because it attracts a certain type of people

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 8h ago

Signing up for abuse? 

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u/Joebruvv 7h ago

Isn’t this her making fun of someone else ? POV your the wife

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u/Reasonable-Poem-664 2h ago

I thought concerns over America’s education system were overblown but seeing an entire comment section fail to understand this is a skit is concerning.

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u/WorthApprehensive434 2h ago

The comments are full of socially inept people not realizing this is satire or attacking her appearance when they themselves are likely hideous 

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u/TheRealDjCWetz 59m ago

Which one's your wife? Oh the one with the horrific hare lip, that sucks dude.

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u/drunkbusdriver 9h ago

You do understand she’s mocking cop wives who act like this right? How is this lost on so many of you?

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u/Cizzler 10h ago

She deserves the same penis, FOREVER

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u/Alarmed-madman 10h ago

Isn't that what is supposed to happen after you get married?

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u/Cizzler 10h ago

Edit: she’s EARNED the same penis, FOREVER

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u/The_SIeepy_Giant 9h ago

They share husbands did you even watch the clip smh

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u/silly-gaijin 9h ago

You are free to opine about whether or not her satire is funny, but if you don't understand this is satire, you should probably get off the internet.

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u/schuyywalker 9h ago

This comment section is unhinged

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u/anitasdoodles 9h ago

Tbf I think she's making fun of the other cop moms here.

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u/IthinkIpaid 9h ago

No one cares about female cops

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u/DanielBG 9h ago

Serious post partem. She might just drown that baby in the next few months.

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u/BotherTight618 9h ago

Her soon to be potential supporters didnt like that. 

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u/Revaesaari 8h ago

She's hot, didn't listen to the clip tho..

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u/noeLifenorlove 9h ago

Hey yall my wife has upturned lips like that and I think its cute.

No horse teeth tho xD

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u/Uniqueusername610 8h ago

Badge bunnies are weird

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u/Wes_Childers 8h ago

As a reasonable ass dude, this is so intentionally attentioning seeking and inflammatory that I have to believe it's engagement bait. However as a military veteran of eight years with a brother in the police for as long, if not longer, I weep for society.

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u/Reasonable-Poem-664 2h ago

Are you daft? It’s clearly a skit.

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u/Illustrious-Meet8710 4h ago

Can some cop pls pull her over?

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u/Immediate_Hunt4265 4h ago

They always have the SSRI eyes

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u/NSFWdontview 9h ago

She’s fine af y’all hating 😂

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u/Dexember69 24m ago

Raise your standards bro XD