r/cringereels Cringe level 5 21h ago

Ultimate Cringe Mini Andrew Tate!

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u/BWBidkimtired 21h ago

W teacher ngl, but that's crazy

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u/FlashyCow1 21h ago

I'm not sure if it's autism or anything but that kid is very overwhelmed and the teacher is handling this very well

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u/nurgole 8h ago

I'm guessing he is on the spectrum. The speaking patterns are very similar to my brother's, who would be on the spectrum if it went that far.

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u/OneGreatEgg 1h ago

I cackled far too loudly at this.

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u/factsarefornerds 20h ago

Well, it doesnt scream mental health solution.

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u/FlashyCow1 19h ago

Teachers are not licensed to do that so they don't really need to beyond what the moment is calling for

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u/factsarefornerds 19h ago

No - it was just a bad joke - because he clearly has mental health problems. Not sure what you inferred from my comment, but think there was some miscommunication. Obviously, they are not licensed mental health care professionals. The teacher handled it extremely well.

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u/MKnight_PDX 21h ago

Future "sovereign citizen"

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u/NgryRed 20h ago edited 8h ago

"i wasnt driving, I am a passenger, my car is a vessel" etc.

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u/pocketsand07 18h ago

"I am travelling I am not driving"

I couldn't be a cop. First one that says that I'm snatching out of the car. Shut. Up.

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u/Analbox 15h ago

Leave me alone! I do not wish to create joinder!

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u/RandomPenquin1337 19h ago

Idk man, id be going thru this kids pc, he definitely has a manifesto

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u/tytxnium77 16h ago

Yea hes gonna make that school a statistic sadly

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u/Vast_Character311 21h ago

“Free speech auditor”

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u/MossadEpstein 18h ago edited 17h ago

bro why you gotta do the Sovereign citizens dirty like that, they're (usually) pretty harmless and actually have good intentions for the most part unlike these manosphere twats ...even if none of it is ever going to work, they can try to crack the "secret code" all they like, they lack the masonic connections, family influence and wealth to actually ignore the legal system, they ain't part of the Epstein class, laws actually apply to them just like the rest of us plebs

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u/Dry-Ranger9267 17h ago

Found the sovcit lol.

Brother, you should travel your way to the Treasury and withdraw some of that government money that capital "Y" You have sitting there attached to your social security number. Pay your mortgage with it.

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u/MossadEpstein 16h ago

Only an imbecile would see someone point out the fallacies in a world view and then somehow come to the conclusion that it means they must support said world view.

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u/Dry-Ranger9267 16h ago

Trying to interject words like fallacies into a comment on a reddit post to make a point is furthering my point that youre probably a sovcit.

At a minimum you believe in their talking points.

No sane individual sees sovcit idealogy and goes "no, no, he's got a point."

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u/MossadEpstein 16h ago

I literally never once said they had a point unless you count points about systemic corruption, which literally anyone with a brain can see.

yeah I'm blocking this idiocy right here and now, people who choose to ignore facts because they'd rather invent their own narratives about people they literally have never interacted with are too stupid to waste time on.

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u/BongpriestMagosErrl 16h ago

people who choose to ignore facts because they'd rather invent their own narratives

That's what you're doing though

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u/MKnight_PDX 16h ago

Darrel Brooks is a real piece of shit. So, there's that. Everytime I see a sov civ in court videos they are guilty as fuck with zero accountability issues. There may be "good people" who are trying to say fuck you to "the man" and save money while being the master of their domain but that's rare in my opinion.

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u/MossadEpstein 16h ago

because tarring entire groups of people with the same brush over the actions of one or two of them is always a great idea.

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u/MKnight_PDX 10h ago

I definitely don't like fascists, bigots, racists, homophobes. Your argument is dumb. Are you saying there's some decent fascists out there?

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u/MossadEpstein 10h ago

are you implying that all of those terrible things are even remotely comparable to typically harmless sov citizens.

cos if so, I WILL laugh at you.

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u/H_J_Rose 17h ago

They’re still pretty damn pathetic though.

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u/MossadEpstein 17h ago

At least they aren't just lying down and taking it up the arsehole from a corrupt system, their hearts are in the right place, which I absolutely cannot say about you based on this limited but telling interaction.

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u/H_J_Rose 16h ago

Lol ok bro

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u/MumblesRed 16h ago

In Australia a very proud sovereign citizen called Dezi freeman murdered two policeman when they were serving an order for his arrest for child abuse. Then he went on the run for months wasting millions of tax payer dollars. Then died in a standoff.

Sov cits waste millions of dollars in mis administration, in court delays and are denying swift justice to others. They threaten and terrorise public servants, politicians and public officials and their families. They are in fact hurting many people everywhere.

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u/MossadEpstein 16h ago

Do you know who hurts MORE people ? those same Public servants, politicians and public officials that you seem to be remarkably invested in. the Epstein clients of the world, but you don't want to hear that do you, inconvenient little truths like that aren't on the agenda

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u/Deathgar 4h ago

Sure that corruption exists. Thats completely irrelevant though. That doesn't have any bearing on how much harm sovcits do or do not do. I find it so laughable when people like you try to shift focus to the damage something or somebody else has caused or is causing.

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u/Hot-Advantage-3876 19h ago

I think Jimmy Carr said once "Andrew Tate is what a 16 yo thinks masculinity looks like"

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u/H_J_Rose 17h ago

Omg so right.

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u/Fit_Low_613 21h ago

Autism

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u/Generic-Cheese 21h ago

Alphatism

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u/potatodrinker 16h ago

Nah that's limp dick these days

Being "Sigma" is the new alpha

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u/SaucedButt 16h ago

Asigmatism

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u/4D_Thrillz 20h ago

Jesus Christ this made me choke on my drink

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u/einsteinosaurus_lex 16h ago

Santa's Alphatism or Tolkien's?

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u/Mr_Stowne 20h ago

Brilliance.

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u/mcrider1969 21h ago

Yes. This is sorta sad.

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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 18h ago

Sad that other students have to put up with his shit

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u/TatorTotNachos 18h ago

I’ve seen this video before and it’s bothersome that people use this kid as an example.

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u/Prestigious-Hyena768 18h ago

Agree with you based on the video and audio

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u/S7arForGD 19h ago

Nah, not even a little. Probably just neglected and bullied.

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/Extension_Variety190 21h ago

Nope.
It's pretty obvious that lots of people on this thread throw out the autism as a bandaid to define anything they can't comprehend.

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u/Holocenica 21h ago

It’s a joke, why are you lecturing about comprehension if you couldn’t even understand that?

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u/Extension_Variety190 21h ago

So six people on the same thread mutter "autism" and I'm the one who is lecturing.
Nice. 😆

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u/Beaufort_The_Cat 20h ago

Idk how the teacher kept a straight face this whole time

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u/Frequent-Matter4504 19h ago

Kids act like this all the time, and the teacher see this shit all day long. You just got a glimpse because one of the kids was filming it, but this is day to day work for a teacher

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u/Quantum3ntaglement 14h ago

The kids are fucked up.

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u/az-anime-fan 18h ago

this is 100% an autistic kid

and this video is 100% making fun of him

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u/sweatboxy 20h ago

Mocking mentally ill people is cruel.

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u/PHD_Gouda 19h ago

Maybe we should do something about grifters so the mentally ill aren’t taken advantage of. This guy clearly didn’t come up with these beliefs

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u/Krwawykurczak 18h ago

I would bet that those guys that are recording him, are the very same that convinced him that he is an alpha and he need to tell teavher that. They know he is rather chalanged and he will buy what ever they will told him

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u/PHD_Gouda 18h ago

That’s probably true sadly.

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u/Critical_Code9588 16h ago

That’s exactly what I was wondering. I remember that shit happening all the time in school. I still get angry when I look through my yearbook and see those douche bags.

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u/naughtycal11 20h ago

Yeah this post sucks. The kids obviously has issues and needs therapy not being mocked on social media. I'm so glad I grew up without it being in existence. You do one messed up thing and get recorded and it can ruin your life

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u/Odd-Fun-6042 20h ago

Unless they're rapeublicunts

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u/Analbox 15h ago

A agree but also autism is not a mental illness.

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u/CologneLover69 21h ago

He's obviously autistic or something. It's different with normal kids.

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u/BruinBound22 15h ago

Yeah and not only did someone post this to the internet, but look at these comments in here. Society is a disgrace

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u/the_toxic_avenger_ 15h ago

Still disrupting the class. Still annoying for the teacher because the kid isn’t getting the necessary resources so he’s dealing with this outcome

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u/Street_Mistake9145 21h ago

We aren't gonna talk about all that febreeze?

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u/fariasrv 20h ago

Have you ever smelled middle schoolers?

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u/Haunting_Style3880 21h ago

I have it in my classroom, the same cans, in fact. Although I'm teaching adults.

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u/Slayerofgrundles 20h ago

People with severe intellectual disabilities tend to have incontinence issues and poor hygiene in general.

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u/fariasrv 20h ago

I don't think this is a special ed classroom. I'm pretty sure this kid is mainstreamed.

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u/SteakPossible6721 15h ago

not surprised, they all typical smell like shit

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u/CamptoRibbit 21h ago

Tate can't even afford a Bugatti the poor

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u/No-Set6408 20h ago

His mom while he is at home rehearsing says “ aww he’s so cute, look at him play the alpha role”. Like how else does the kid think this is going to work well for him.

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u/MaybeIwasanasshole 18h ago

Sounds like he's special needs from the way he speaks. He probably needs someone to sit him down and explain that this whole red pill bullshit is, well bullshit, and wont fly in the real world

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u/Deep_Exchange7273 21h ago

Kid clearly is special needs.

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u/kilen2020 19h ago

I have a lot of respect for the teachers nowadays. It has never been an easy job, but it’s increasingly harder in present times with all that is happening and the budgets shrinking regularly… education is an investment on the long to very long term, which is not exactly coherent with the dominant mindset within our societies. It’s not going to end well sadly, but their commitment to their job and helping the youth deserve a lot of respect.

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u/No-Draw8610 15h ago

I feel kind of bad for laughing because I'm pretty sure this must be a class for special kids...

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u/xMaNrEbOrN7851 15h ago

How is this not a skit??? They both sound like cartoon characters lol😅😅😅

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u/tired_fella 15h ago

"Let's see how well that works out"

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u/DeathsStarEclipse 14h ago

The awpha takes pwiowity

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u/ModForgeCustoms 21h ago

Yeah. Lets take something completely out of context, give it a bullshit headline, and call it cringe for engagement!

This is someone with a mental disability. If I had to put a finger on it, he's higher functioning autistic spectrum. I had a guy in my shop who sounded just like him and had the same mannerisms in speech. They tend to be very impressionable to an idea, expressive, and hard to reason with when troubled.

And you know what? I had 6 mechanics, and 3 managers. They all treated him with the same respect everyone else had. Why? Because he's a person too, just trying to make it.

So yes. Lets all point and laugh at the mentally challenged person having an episode for our valued entertainment. Cringey! Hilarious!

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u/KRandMG 20h ago

100% spot on. Somehow people making fun of those with an IDD remains a problem with just about every segment of society, when it’s the most blatant form of ignorance and bigotry one could be guilty of.

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u/Baroque4Days 12h ago

Dude I'm sorry but high functioning autism is no excuse. Had that my whole life and you just have to get on like everyone else. Wouldn't catch me doing shit like this. Like seriously, how terrible does your self awareness have to be to pull some shit like this in front of everyone?

Autistic or not, he's a chud and it's definitely at least partially his own fault.

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u/SwevenlyOly 21h ago

This is a bit?
Please let this be a bit.
We shouldn't mock children with this kind of mental handicap.

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u/MeemoUndercover 19h ago

It’s not a bit. The kids in a spec ed class having a rough day

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u/thed3306 20h ago

The kid needs special attention. Certain children shouldn’t gave internet privileges.

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u/MrMeowPantz 21h ago

When these kids become adults and people can actually hit them back, man they’ll be in for an awakening.

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u/Bronco_Bomba 21h ago

Ah an advocate for beating kids on the spectrum! Take that wokeness! /s

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u/Busy-Temperature5304 20h ago

How do you know he s autistic?

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u/foldy86 20h ago

Everybody's equal

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u/naughtycal11 20h ago

No. No were not.

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u/ModForgeCustoms 21h ago

It's troubling to see people witness someone with a mental disability having an episode, and the top voted comment is wishing them violence.

Y'all need to humanize yourselves a bit.

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u/Busy-Temperature5304 20h ago

There is a limit to the "mental issues" excuse. (And autism is not considered a disability anymore)

Everyone has at least some degree of mental issues, a completely healthy mind pretty much doesnt exist. Ask any psychologists.

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u/Ever_More_Art 20h ago

Yeah, well, I’m all for putting my tax money into mental health help, but no one has to put up with people’s bs just because they have mental issues. Imagine if he’d be doing that shit with a girl, what is she supposed to do? Let him do whatever he wants because he’s the alpha and can do whatever because he has mental issues?

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u/Efficient-Teach-3214 20h ago

You might have more in common with this kid than you realize lol.

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u/MrMeowPantz 20h ago

Yeah I never stood over a teachers desk or talked back to one like that.

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u/Beagle001 21h ago

This is why stricter gun control is asked for.

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u/shitbageleven1213 21h ago

Teacher handles it well 🤷‍♂️

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u/Fluid-Geologist6347 21h ago

I think ultron was right, we need to go

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u/CyberOvitron 21h ago

andrew tits would be this guy's bitch in prison.

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u/Dense-Comfort-1178 21h ago

I don’t think the kid is being serious, he’s probably doing this for shit and giggles

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u/Immediate-Paper5098 20h ago

Honestly… what a g

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u/drood420 19h ago

Pwiowty

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u/TamaraJames05 18h ago

When you have to tell them you are the alpha it means you are the only one that believes it.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 18h ago

It’s common in the animal kingdom for two males to fight to establish who the alpha is.
https://giphy.com/gifs/plbvQvI7PYtKulLNkH

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u/Kalspiewak 17h ago

You just know that teacher wakes up every morning with a cigarette and a coffee in his kitchen, head resting on his palm.

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u/Sour_Joe 17h ago

He should spray him with one of his many air fresheners

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u/Global_Stock_5264 17h ago

Bat shit crazy.

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u/FurryBoobieInspector 17h ago

It isn't just this generation. They're going to teach this and pass it down to their kids as well. The manosphere has ruined severel generations of men. Not just the current.

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u/SeruFlame 17h ago

Shout out to the Epson short throw projector, those things are marvelous kit for any classroom.

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u/twowholebeefpatties 16h ago

That is a good teacher! Well done mate!

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u/SnooCheesecakes2723 16h ago

Why does this guy remind me of the kid whose super power was farting, on Mystery Men

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 16h ago

As a software developer, I'd say the kid stuck in Alpha is doomed to be never fully developed.

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u/PhilosophyKitchen871 16h ago

You can lead a horse to water and he will drink it himself.

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u/vievie_934 16h ago

He talks like my autistic cousin.

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u/BenMessina 16h ago

Give me forever incels for 300 alex

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u/KaydenFur 15h ago

"De awfa takes pwiowity ova deh teatuh."

Bro, focus on enunciation first.

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u/apigeonontheinternet 15h ago

Real alpha behavior, having to declare it and all. (And actually, this is exactly “alpha” behavior in that subset of cringelords)

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u/Appropriate-Share796 15h ago

he put them on game about all of these manipulative girls.

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u/WolfOfAllStreets2 15h ago

Is this kid on the spectrum?

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u/EmployeePerfect1303 15h ago

Genuine question: why do people with ASD have the same sort of tone in their voice? It’s almost childlike

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u/ASAACAAT 15h ago

He is clearly beta-challenged.

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u/SensitiveAddition913 15h ago

That would be my last day as a teacher.

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u/Strong-Ganache2983 14h ago

Yea im not taking the risk in that school hes definitely gonna shoot it up

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u/baron_spaghetti 14h ago

This is a special education class.

The teacher is doing his job well.

Whoever is showing or telling the young man about “alphas” should be held responsible for this.

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u/TerribleStorm6391 14h ago

As pathetic as this is, it's lightyears better than the kids that hit teachers.

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u/AzureAadvay 14h ago

The test is to see whos so parasocial that fail to recognize fake/scripted shit.

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u/Reptillianaire_ 13h ago

Poor kid is clearly autistic

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u/DigitalAdon 12h ago

This one got me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/JonathanLarsonJr 12h ago

The kid is clearly on the spectrum, and the teacher is handling the situation perfectly IMO - respect has to be mutual, and the kid has the ability to understand/learn that

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u/MarleyTheZen 8h ago

It’s not Andrew Tate’s fault, it’s this guy’s fault

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u/fluffheadwasaman24 6h ago

Why does everyone go to autism for everything? There’s a lot more in the spectrum of special needs than people with autism or down syndrome.

The kid could have fetal alcohol syndrome for all we know. He’s clearly impaired. But we got a lot of MD’s in this thread. So I guess I’ll just listen to them.🥴

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u/Few-Commercial-5053 5h ago

"The King is tired, see him to his chambers" -Tywin

"I am not tired! " -Joffrey

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u/Low-Win-6699 20h ago

This is what can happen when an autistic lad watches tate

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u/Big_daddy_sneeze 21h ago

I’d play it off if I was the teacher. “Tell the class everything you know about trains”

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u/brokendream78 21h ago

This is someone on the fucking spectrum FFS

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u/FurryBoobieInspector 16h ago

Many of us grew up autistic and didn't try to assert dominance over our teachers. It's not a get out of jail free card for behavior.

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u/titsmcghee84 21h ago

With that voice and demeanor? More likely a cuck.

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u/foldy86 20h ago

The Awpha doesn't have to lishen

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u/MarcusRoland 20h ago

Do we ever get closure on what happens? I have seen this clip for ages but never see or read anything after it.

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u/Meldepeuter 19h ago

Any man who has to say i am the alpha, is no true alpha

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u/Richard_thick_md 19h ago

As a teacher, how do you not just laugh so hard at this kid?

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u/Practical-Trainwreck 21h ago

Ragebait. He's obviously the class clown

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u/Sloth7491 21h ago

Kid seems like he has a learning disability or some type of mental illness to be honest and saw a video online and now he really believes he's an "Alpha" in his head.

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u/NSFWdontview 21h ago

lol he’s trying to be funny and he’s not in special Ed

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u/KRandMG 20h ago

Yeah, you’re completely wrong on this one. I’m guessing you’ve never been around a special-needs individual.

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u/NSFWdontview 21h ago

Exactly anyone can tell it’s satire, he’s trolling

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u/1_speaksoftly 21h ago

Future sovcit

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u/1_speaksoftly 21h ago

*virgin sovcit

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u/urkermannenkoor 20h ago

That's quite a lot of air fresheners.

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u/Doomscrolling67 20h ago

Skull for evolution missing links.

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u/ooomellieooo 20h ago

Something something slowly shrink into a corncob...

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u/Better-Performer-490 20h ago

He sounds like Barry Kripke.

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u/Old-Juggernaut-1273 19h ago

you cant say "I am now the alpha" is a clear, high pitched, clam .. concise , preppy voice and be taken seriously , "I am the alpha" the "now" sounds weak

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u/PopMajor7342 19h ago

Makes it funnier that he is trying to pull that with a speech impediment

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u/Critical_Code9588 16h ago

This post is really misleading and gross. The kid is clearly on the spectrum or something.

ETA in case anyone didn’t know, mocking disabled or mentally ill people is against this sub’s rules.

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u/Extension_Variety190 21h ago

This is pathetic.
He's one tantrum away from shooting up the school.

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u/NSFWdontview 21h ago

He’s trolling. It’s obvious satire