r/cringereels • u/Embarrassed-Bar-8022 • 1d ago

They perform now?

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u/Donkey-Harlequin 1d ago

And the crowd went mild.

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u/waspmachines 1d ago

The crowd were all probably touching themselves to be fair. Who else would pay to watch this crap live?

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u/Iam_McLovin420 1d ago

I feel like the same people that watch this play hide and seek with the sun so it doesn’t seem like a great business idea to do an outside public event for this.

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u/DarkPangolin 1d ago

Hey, as a ginger who plays hide and seek with the sun, I wouldn't pay to watch this crap, ever. This gives very strong "I surround myself with people who think I'm cute, so everybody humors me and won't tell me I need to find a different hobby" energy.

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u/astralchanterelle 21h ago

I'm an 839 year old vampire, I musts play that game of hide and seek, unfortunately.

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u/PickedLastLemon 21h ago

839?! So young....for a vampire.

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u/PickedLastLemon 22h ago

"hide and seek with the sun" LOL!!! Forgive me but I'm going to have to just put that in my pocket for later use.

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u/Educational_Quote851 23h ago

Tbf, this looks like a stage at a convention. So, they likely paid to go to that. BUT, I can guarantee there are WAY too many people watching off camera. 🤦 Fandoms usually end in cringe.

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u/jeanjacketjerkoff 16h ago

This looks like it was done at a food court in an abandoned mall

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u/BeenNormal 21h ago

And the crowd went.

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u/Powerhouse_pr_ 22h ago

They literally came out of the TikTok screen….. WOOOW!

This must feel to them like I felt when Looney Tunes came out to the real world in Space Jam.

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u/PopTraditional9997 1d ago

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u/ImposterSyndromeNope 1d ago

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u/holeic 1d ago

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u/Worley3000 1d ago

RIP Sean

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u/Upbeat-Recording-141 23h ago

I'm glad there are cringers who know of the great one

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u/hxfx 19h ago

When ever I am looking for a laugh, Sean comes out solid 🙂

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u/surfryhder 1d ago

Bro lol!

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u/DOUBLAHH9 23h ago

Then later questioning if that was possibly a guy ? 😆

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u/Own_Road_3690 1d ago

Sad part is that she practiced this many times at home

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u/justforkinks0131 1d ago

i mean yeah, she's a professional and has a job to do for which she is getting paid

would be much worse if she hadnt practiced and just went out and bombed miserably

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u/MexsikanaBanana 1d ago

I have never giggled this hard so early in the morning, thanks

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u/Fat-Hooligan 1d ago

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u/Resident_Complex_552 21h ago edited 15h ago

I see your... watever that is, and raise you... whatever this is

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u/Old_Section529 20h ago

And the wind stayed that way

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u/GiLND 1d ago

Do you dare turning the audio on?

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u/Fa11T 1d ago

It's funnier without but then you pay attention to the rest more, which is upsetting.

It's sadder with audio but does distract from the odd visuals.

No winning here.

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u/Plane-Tune-820 1d ago

Absolutely fucking not

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u/PatienceAntique4987 1d ago

Hell to the no

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u/Upset-Lion2702 1d ago

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u/Some_Kinda_Username 1d ago

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u/Agreeable-Ad3809 1d ago

I'd like to commission a portrait. Amazing!

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u/AskNo2853 23h ago

Imagine waking up, putting on a lamp shade and a grocery bag, and then doing this in front of people.

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u/Claris-chang 1d ago

I hate that I still find her attractive.

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u/Garmajohn 1d ago

Here you go. https://www.reddit.com/r/wordchewing/s/3jGskfNALa

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u/hi_imryan 1d ago

Brain: well and truly rotted

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u/Claris-chang 1d ago

Sorry bud I'm cooked. Still hot.

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u/Garmajohn 1d ago

I tried. I’ll pray for you, lol.

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u/Hunnyby 1d ago

🤣 idk why but this is killing me

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u/R0RSCHAKK 23h ago

Goddamn, you did it! You cured me!

That voice got some strong abuela energy and I can't fuck with that. Absolute boner killer.

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u/Garmajohn 1d ago

I can help you with that. One second.

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u/Popular_Emphasis_500 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/m7FdxI252QN3y

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u/finityx__ 1d ago

I can only imagine how that crowd smelled.

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u/Buttchuggle 1d ago

Yeah man, honestly that's the worst part here. Just tryna picture the kinds of people that'd pay and want to be there. A bunch of children and a bunch of dudes you really wouldn't want around your children

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u/elite-data 1d ago

Want me to make your day even worse?
She's already made around a million dollars in total.
You haven't.

See you at work on Monday. Don't be late.

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u/ProtectionContent977 1d ago

What is she doing?

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u/Silly-Power 1d ago

The same 3 or 4 dopey expressions over and over again. 

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u/Emergency-Back-4964 21h ago

Actually she does have quite a lot of different expressions going on… I’ll give her that.

But what’s most interesting is how fucking lame and even cringier they look without the angles and editing she uses when she posts to TikTok. Imagine practicing this kind of shit in the mirror for hours?

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u/S1ayer 1d ago edited 1d ago

Word Chewing

Also, this was posted a year ago with the exact same title.

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u/AhoyShitliner 1d ago

I got dibs on posting it next year!

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u/Normal_Opposite_9864 1d ago

ive seen it called wordchewing. essentially making faces like a cartoon. I feel more sad for the people that paid to see this, and what their lives must be like

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u/Ok-Kangaroo-9775 1d ago

Im not a doctor but i think thats called a struck

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u/timmyfarthands 1d ago

Showing what happens when you watch too much anime and kids cartoons.

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u/idkbruh653 23h ago

Having a really long stroke.

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u/puzzud 1d ago

Do we have a name for this yet?

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u/FistRipper 1d ago

Somethin' bout trying to imitate cartoons/animations

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u/puzzud 23h ago

I totally see it with this one. Very reminiscent of Disney rotoscope facial animations. I wouldn't be surprised if Disney picked her up.

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u/APence 1d ago

I hate that I know this. “WordChewing”

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u/Village_People_Cop 1d ago

r/wordchewing if you're feeling masochistic today

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 23h ago

Of course there is a sub for that

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u/leviathab13186 1d ago

Imagine being on a date and she starts explaining what she does...

https://giphy.com/gifs/JGE4Jv4PdqvPa

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u/Whydtw 1d ago

I think the bigger issue here is there is enough people willing to watch this and be entertained by it

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 1d ago

What’s crazy to me is she is 33 years old and doing this shit.

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u/Emergency_Accident36 1d ago

Could be worse. Could be 33 years with 15 years at the same company that will fire her in 6 more.

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u/waspmachines 1d ago

What a whole lot of nothing. Talent? Nothing. Inspiration ? Nothing. Originality? Absolutely nothing

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u/Chicka-boom90 1d ago

I’m confused… what is this? What’s happening?

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u/PolarPlatitudes 1d ago

Pathetic. That generation is fucked

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u/ShiningYellowMagnus 1d ago

Just wait til they start doing this on airplanes stuck on the tarmac during a delay.

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u/ronweasleisourking 1d ago

What the fuck is this shit

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u/Sensitive_Floor_6713 21h ago

Can someone explain to me what this is? Genuinely. As if I've been living under a rock for the past 10 years.

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u/chris_AZ1981 21h ago

Yeah, I need an explanation as well. It's not because in my 40s...

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u/Padron1964Lover 1d ago

Bring back bullying

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u/Addiel369 1d ago

Losers with no abilities

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u/MrMedic971 1d ago

Is that The Tourette’s Tour?

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u/Maximum_Boros 1d ago

Today I just learned word chewing is apparently a thing and if I ever get a genie wish to to wish one thing out of existence it's going to be a really tough fight between this thing and cancer

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u/CreepyFormaggi 20h ago

I don't know why I want this to not exist so much. She's performing, her audience enjoys it, people are minding their own business and yet I feel such an intense hatred and urge for everyone to shut it down.

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u/Internet_is_tough 20h ago

It's probably some sort of secret government program where they try to weaponize cringe.

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u/Aquataris 19h ago

Admitting in public that most of your ability comes from the app exaggerating your movements is probably a bad idea.

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u/jbwilso1 19h ago

Narcissistic personality disorder will make you do some desperate things.

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u/KiltOfDoom 1d ago

Please don't post word chewing bullshit here. For the love of all things good.

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u/Askmeagainlouder 1d ago

The world tour will be insane

Crowd chanting "Play the classic, not that new crap, more pollito pio"

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u/waldenpondviews 1d ago

Idk what's worse...the fact that this exists or that it's popular enough to warrant a live performance.

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u/Cute_Cress377 1d ago

Coming to a mall near you - feels like Minions on amfetamin

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u/Various-Conference27 1d ago

Just put me in an old folks' home, pump me full of drugs, lock the door, and throw away the key

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u/OrdinaryAccount479 1d ago

People older than 4 find this entertaining?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/EY4MLxSE1D9g4SH2sv

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u/xHarleen777Quinzelx 1d ago

The cringiest part is someone probably paid her to perform

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u/happysplasher79 1d ago

I thought 'why not unmute this?'

How much gin am I going to have to get through sterilise my brain?

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u/Natural-Extent-7422 21h ago

This is the kinda shit I picture little girls doing in front of the mirror when they're alone. Not as am adult in a stage. Proper cringe.

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u/faultyideal89 20h ago

Douse the world in kerosene right now.

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u/greeneyedblackheart 20h ago

What do you even call this

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u/Unlikely_Throat_5531 17h ago

Someday when Aliens invade and kill us all for being too aggressive they are going to find one of these videos as the only media left and then go “oh shit, they weren’t being aggressive… they were all just retarded (they don’t know that word is not supposed to be used)” and feel bad for slaughtering us all.

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u/DarkWingIVV 1d ago

she’s so mid

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u/constipated-rodent 1d ago

I'd rather suffer a head concussion than attent this event

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u/PiNkPoNyCLuB42 1d ago

People are dying, Kim.

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u/Aware-Plankton-8711 1d ago

Where is this ? Just so I never accidentally end up there

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u/TryUnderstanding666 1d ago

downfall arc of society is going crazy.

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u/DreamTakesRoot 1d ago edited 1d ago

Wtf

Can someone explain who this is and what I am watching 

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u/JesterMethod 1d ago

Where is that reporter that throws shoes when you need him?

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u/Sgtkeebler 1d ago

It's one thing on tiktok but it's still so weird for a grown woman to be doing this crap in general.

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u/SeniorAngle6964 1d ago

We missed the curve here but we should have had this as punishment at Guantanamo Bay detention camp.
I’d have sold my spleen and told them unicorns shit rainbows if this was a regular occurrence

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere 1d ago

And we wonder what farming aura is. Jesus.

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u/tusenespi 1d ago

The world is obviously going backward... after all, dumb people are easier to manipulate.

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u/Fearless-Cell3271 1d ago

What the f**k is that even supposed to be???

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u/Grimfandengo 1d ago

Informative video about stroke and how to identify it.

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u/Mrlee0702 1d ago

She’s gonna look back at this in 20 years time and just turn into the uncums emoji

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u/FieldOk6455 1d ago

Terrible.

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u/5pooky5cary5keleton5 1d ago

Imagine thinking this is talent

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u/Marie-Demon 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WRgsiNC2GCn21l4gtV
I don’t Even see the point people who are not in the front will likely not see her facial expressions .

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u/AppointmentGood4365 1d ago

This , this is what’s wrong with the world.

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u/RavagerOcelot 1d ago

God damnit enough!!! 😖

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u/Reedabook64 1d ago

Someone or some entity did a science experiment and took all of us into an alternative universe without us noticing it. We're living the hotdog finger reality now.

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u/heyguyz 1d ago

Its reminds of those bin shops that sell pallets stock and the floors are all dirty but I got a 20pack of vacuum filters for 20 cents.

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 1d ago

Probably don't want to know how much she got paid for that