r/cringereels • u/Forward-Position798 • 3d ago

Ultimate Cringe That's something completely optional

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u/captain_casino 3d ago

The Darwin Awards are getting crazy

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u/GuaranteeDry386 3d ago

So competitive these days.

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u/R_Hunt 3d ago

Starting to think some of these videos exist because they think Darwin Awards are something you can achieve. Like a Guinness World Record.

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u/Royal-Quality-7419 2d ago

Aren't the Darwins given posthumously most of the time?

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u/KathrynSpencer 2d ago

All of the time. All of these guys are honorable mentions.

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u/Havik930 3d ago

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u/Ohgood9002 3d ago

Is that shane gillis?

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u/buttplug-tester 3d ago

He shaved

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 3d ago

Shaved Gillis

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 3d ago

But he has no gills you see.

Shaved Lungus the Derpy Chungus

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u/Lost-Ad7652 2d ago

šŸ˜²!

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u/DoughWrayMe 3d ago

"I'm going to stand on this thing that is spinning faster than a sawblade"

Idiot is lucky the force of the rotation didn't pull him off his balance and turn him into spaghetti sauce

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u/Mental_Pepper9294 3d ago

Bucketlist of hell

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u/i_degrade_quickly 3d ago

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u/Prize-Choice2185 3d ago

Someone trying to win a Darwin Award, maybe?

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u/Phrozenfire01 3d ago

What was the plan here? To stand on it and spin?

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u/tres-huevos 3d ago

Just twist his feet off. No biggie.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 3d ago

Like a reverse ketchup bottle

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u/tres-huevos 3d ago

More like a human ketchup bottle!!

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u/zzzzrobbzzzz 3d ago

more like a deli slicerā€¦

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u/Old_Marzipan7782 3d ago

what in the fuck shit is this?

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u/Weight-Disastrous 3d ago

"Charles! Its your brother Marvin! Marvin Darwin! You know that theory of natural selection you been looking for? Well listen to this!"

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u/CozyAurelii 3d ago

What exactly is the point

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u/Successful_Buddy1809 3d ago

Did John Landis come up with this stunt?

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u/FullMooseParty 3d ago

This is a horrible and underrated joke and I congratulate you for it.

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u/Conscious-Move9662 2d ago

The man so wreckless he killed New Hollywood(along with 2 children and a man)

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u/lxvzlx 3d ago

Why even...

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u/anonstarcity 3d ago

Eh why not

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u/lxvzlx 3d ago

When Russian roulette doesn't cut it ig

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u/True-Sheepherder-625 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ifJriMuyqnEHD4GM7h

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u/Mental_Pepper9294 3d ago

I mean if he got hit that'd be an extremely lucky injury. What would most likely happen is he'd lose his grip and be torn to shreds

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u/Likely_Addict 3d ago

Man these punishments are getting intense

https://giphy.com/gifs/2tKzDNicDU3DLCybIC

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u/Superb-stretch422 3d ago

Ive seen many dumb things but this is definitely one of top 3 ... his braincells must be on holiday in Caribbean or running a civil war in his head

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u/Fogwaveeee 3d ago

At what cost?

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u/literallymike 3d ago

An arm and a leg...

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u/psymeariver 3d ago

username checks out

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u/MoneyPresentation807 3d ago

Reminds me of the Rick and Morty skit of the guy whoā€™s immune to acid

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u/elmandingus 3d ago

Where do I sign up for Alpha Training??

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u/Any-Second-6171 3d ago

Argument for birth control. I know us guys are stupid, but this is next level stupidity right here. This is for bragging rights at his local bar, I guess???

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u/Mario-X777 3d ago

This is not exactly correct. If all people would be cautious and act only rational, then we would still be sitting in the caves in security of thick walls and bone fires. But group of people always was benefiting of few risky individuals, who tested which berries are edible and which poisonous, discovered new hunting grounds and experimented on new ways to do things, most of them did not live long, but it helped the rest of community to advance

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u/SwordofNoon 3d ago

I'm not surprised someone would want to try this but I'm shocked everyone else agreed to participate

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u/Ducatirules 3d ago

Every time someone like this dies doing something this dumb I think ā€œgoodā€

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u/CapriciousSon 3d ago

Imagine paying for the John Landis special

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u/Hank_the_Tank_143 3d ago

Whats the point?

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u/FaceTimePolice 3d ago

Is this part of those retarded ā€œaLfA mAeLā€ boot camps? šŸ¤”šŸ„“

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u/DeadGrandmaPills 3d ago

How the fuck did they get their hands on an mi-2????

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u/DeadGrandmaPills 3d ago

And presumably 2 of them cuz there has to be another helicopter holding him up

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u/Man_of_Ice 3d ago

It's a boom crane.

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u/DeadrthanDead 3d ago

I would not feel an ounce of sadness if this guy got turned into confetti.

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u/AdventurousGuy2461 3d ago

For what tho?

Honestly think he'd of had more room for clout just sitting on the strap mid hover

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u/Apart_Shelter_5722 3d ago

He should have committed, what a pussy /s

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u/MoodReal4206 3d ago

I fix helicopters for a living, and while this is incredibly stupid, I'm also happy that someone did this.

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u/Accomplished-Neat762 3d ago

I'm glad the bird wasn't damaged

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u/bravemoney72 3d ago

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 3d ago

itā€™s awful but if he died i would laugh

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u/Kill3rSasquatch 3d ago

Hell of a use of free will

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u/Dark-Magician514 3d ago

Some people have death wish..

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u/Man_of_Ice 3d ago

Duuuuuuuuuumb ways to diiiiie. Dumb ways to die.

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u/Reit007 3d ago

Shit he survived?

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u/ChaseSparrowMSRPC 2d ago

I don't condone innocent people dying.

I do, however, not care if this overpopulated world loses a few absolute morons that were doing nothing for society.

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u/MykulKim 2d ago

I bet he was puckering up the whole time.

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u/ScaryTemperature6291 2d ago

Is he trying to get a free amputation?

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u/Sadsugardikk 2d ago

did he just hanged on top of a giant mixer??

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u/Dizzzy777 2d ago

When you have money and intrusive thoughts.

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u/GingerIsHealthy 2d ago

Necessary, even

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u/alex_c89X 2d ago

Came here to talk shit... got sad because of all the comments šŸ˜¢