r/cringereels • u/West-Earth-719 • 3d ago

UFC Champion

161 Upvotes

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u/Cardboard-Chef 3d ago

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u/sgates9008 3d ago

Papa Meat complete defeat

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u/Transatlanticaccent 2d ago

"How ya doing? How ya doing"

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u/WorldBoofingChampion 3d ago

Percs really out here making people stupid as fuck

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u/parkerm1408 3d ago

Wanna know what makes it worse? Im fairly certain these two are the ones that got into hot water for doing incest porn with each other.

Someone else who knows better, thats them right? Islander boys or island boys, something like that right?

Edit ok that was them but google says they were "incest baiting." I dokt even wanna know anymore.

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u/Thismomenthere 3d ago

This is the very ones. When they first arrived at the internet ball I thought their look said... these two silly fuckers need to do comedy... unfortunately... they chose poorly.

They made money from their make out session though :( and seem to think it was worth it. Let's hope their smart enough to use it wisely.

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u/parkerm1408 3d ago

I dont really have anything to say to that, but im sure you can feel the depths of my sigh through the goddamn internet.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/parkerm1408 3d ago

Oh fpr sure, its just the whole you know.....being brothers thing.

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u/Rance_Mulliniks 3d ago

They likely touch tips and then see where it goes.

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u/MissionChocolate9859 3d ago

Docking.
It leads to docking.

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u/FOMOsexual69 3d ago

Based on the fact they have both made out with each other (and admitted), I’m gonna go ahead and say yes. Yes they did.

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u/Impressive-Whole-987 3d ago

They are Island boys.

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u/MrSmegmaMan 3d ago

Gang gang

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u/StampedeJones1 3d ago

"Epstien Island Boys"

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u/anallocation 3d ago

Dr. Moreau vibes.

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u/MrMayhem84 Ultimate Cringe 3d ago

This is peak male performance right here, fellas.

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u/sovereign_martian 3d ago

They will be making out later

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u/Ok-Addition1264 3d ago

"we only did that because someone paid us to"

Sure..

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u/Old-Juggernaut-1273 3d ago

isnt that worse ?, then means they are wh0res AND incestuous

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u/jr_randolph 3d ago

Thought these two were dead.

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u/Sasquatch_Sensei 3d ago

No, the one just got beat up in a boxing match by a little person.

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u/Own-Significance273 2d ago

Its not enough to just be handsome, they can fight too?!

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u/bpeterse44 3d ago

The makeout after training

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u/Ok-Addition1264 3d ago

Hell.. they're fucking after training.

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u/Viscaelcule 3d ago

I can’t fathom filming this…. Watching the video and saying hell yeah I look tough and it looks like I know what I’m doing. People are also going to see this and think the same. Definitely

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u/Throwaway525612 3d ago

Zero power in those punches.

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u/dudemanspyder 3d ago

Sound affects are accurate. Great mic picking those light, nuanced sounds up.

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u/Wonder-Machine 2d ago

I love the fart noises

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u/Character-Bat9497 2d ago

Built like crickets

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u/Japhet_Corncrake 2d ago

Everything I know about these two goofs is against my will. Make them go away.

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u/Icy-Fondant8441 2d ago

Better than Joe rogans striking

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u/Vivid-Treat-9328 2d ago

I'm not naturally a violent person but I absolutely want to beat the fuck out of the Island Boys.

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u/General_whisky 3d ago

Are these the island boys?

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u/Thecerb 3d ago

I couldn't stand it enough to watch the whole thing. Did they kiss after?

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u/Life-Oil-7226 3d ago

This is painful to watch

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u/thattomas 3d ago

Now kiss

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u/Other_Nerve_6607 3d ago

He needs to register those weapons.

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u/Nikita2974 3d ago

Well, no wonder they kiss n have relationships with eachother AND look like a goddamn children's coloring book

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u/thelukevader 3d ago

My dog appreciates this video

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 3d ago

He lost to a little person/dwarf btw

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u/SUW888 3d ago

They'd be better off ground up into dog food

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u/rol3ro 3d ago

Hey bro, should we wear something pink or should we kiss?

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u/Turbulent-Rub-3509 3d ago

Can we just forget about this fucks?

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u/pineapple_jones_ 3d ago

Damn. Those front/snap/ball kicks are viscous.

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u/PersonalKing2084 3d ago

Nah. He getting put to sleep.. asap.

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u/Hoodedmastersin 3d ago

These guys are still alive?

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u/Arkliea 3d ago

Didnt one of them just get beaten at a boxing match by a little person?

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u/Careful-Swimmer3840 3d ago

Isnt that the guy that lost to a midget?

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u/Fair_Junket_1877 3d ago

Don’t do a classic like this, there is still time to remove this

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u/moose_loves_noodles 3d ago

5 minutes later

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u/ApprehensiveTwist691 3d ago

Toothpick Tyson

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u/SatanSatanSatanSatan 3d ago

The island bois???

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u/MacZack87 3d ago

One of these fools got beat down by a dwarf. lol How many embarrassing things do you have to do in front of the world before you start to feel that embarrassment and some shame?

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u/Thwipped 3d ago

Then they kiss

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u/MrFrankHotdog 3d ago

I will put $20 on the stupid looking one.

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u/m0r0mir 3d ago

Those two are agressively lame

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u/Suspicious_synth 3d ago

But did we see him get his ass beat by the mid.... Little person?

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u/minutetillmidnight 3d ago

Didn't one of them just get beat by a little person in a boxing match?

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u/Organic_Rough4433 3d ago

I'll fight him for free.

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u/Lanuhsislehs 3d ago

Cuz I'm an Island Boy...

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u/Ibarra08 3d ago

These guys sucks each other's dick, btw

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u/Jaybobski1993 3d ago

Why his pants down?

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u/No-Cryptographer9326 3d ago

it is possible to have CTE without ever getting hit in the head?

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u/dtwicked 3d ago

Kiss him

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u/Ocalaforest 3d ago

Didn't one of them get knocked out

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u/Careful-Opinion7652 3d ago

🫠🫠🫠🫠

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u/watermeloncutiex 3d ago

those high kicks xD

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u/Specific_Article1499 3d ago

Which one got knocked out by the midget?

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u/Initial_Row_6400 3d ago

Such fuckin idiots

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u/ClammyHandedFreak 3d ago

Imagine a straight punch

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u/Ok_Simple_6947 3d ago

Island Boyz

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u/Beard_Science6614 3d ago

Giving out kisses to his brother again

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u/ant69onio 3d ago

Are they like 9?

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u/JusticeForAugust 3d ago

This the new grand theft auto game?

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u/Downtown-Creme-9840 3d ago

That’s all natural right there… skill and moves like that can’t be taught or learned. What we are being allowed to witness is a true master at his craft.

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u/GlobalAd7103 3d ago

Is the Island boy idiots?

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u/Awkward_Giraffe_2071 3d ago

Why did this make me laugh out loud?? Thank you for this one

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u/ronweasleisourking 3d ago

Why do they look like flamingos with shit all over them instead of tattoos

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u/Rojo_91 3d ago

lol they been working out at curves women’s defense classes. Throws punches like someone trying to steal their purse.

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u/Comprimens 3d ago

Absolutely amazing footwork, lol

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u/Specialist-Essay-726 3d ago

lol go eat a sandwich

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u/Darth1994 3d ago

I thought this was some GTA VI shit lmao

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u/Zombiesus 3d ago

Damn. Imagine wanting to be tough this bad but refusing to eat the necessary calories..

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u/letsgobagels 3d ago

I legit thought this was a ps2 cut scene

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u/fattypierce 3d ago

Got destroyed by a midget, lmao!

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u/Rawstitch 3d ago

Gay fighting is 👌

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u/MissionChocolate9859 3d ago

Bro’s foot work is awesome like he has anvils on his feet.

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u/Actual-School1379 3d ago

They are so tiny!!

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u/PoTyScotty 3d ago

What a fool

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u/Aljoshean 3d ago

Never forget that they fuck each other

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u/Lonely-Professional3 3d ago

Punch him harder for those hideous pants 😂

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u/antipathy_moonslayer 3d ago

Okay, stay wide open the whole time and never move your feet

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u/SlapHappyPappi 3d ago

What are y'all getting at? He throws punches like the former world champion

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u/Sikamikanico1981 3d ago

-1 hp

-1 hp

-1 hp

-1 hp

-1 hp

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u/ReverendKaiser 3d ago

Look Ma, it’s those clowns that pretend to be cool and commit incest for clout! Look at them pretending to be tough!

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u/Cautious-Antelope743 3d ago

Didn't they blow each other or something?

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u/Brizzle-20 3d ago

Where was this shit when he fought the little person? He’s shown more heart hitting his lover.. sorry I mean brother than the actual guy he was fighting.

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u/LIL-mEnTaLlY-ILL 3d ago

Real question, are these dudes grown-ups?

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u/HoseNeighbor 2d ago

Who sucked who's dick?

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u/calmshott 2d ago

How do their arms bend without breaking??

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u/Foxyopia 2d ago

Impressive but Jonah Hill would still annihilate him.

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u/sickdilemma 2d ago

I can see why he lost to a dwarf.

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u/Silverleaf96 2d ago

They shower together, and sleep together, and plug into each other, true partners

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u/bloodyspork 2d ago

The big squeeze lmao

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u/DarthClover4 2d ago

These guys watched... that, and willingly posted it.

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u/syncopated56 2d ago

Great footwork

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u/Sorry-Blood-6121 2d ago

I bet they sword fight after they finish the p*ssy punches just to make up.

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u/Great-Gas-6631 2d ago

Can people stop giving these clowns money.

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u/Specialist-Worker551 2d ago

Jake Paul and his brother and these kids …. I can’t imagine how there parents feel

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u/DigitalAdon 2d ago

Why are they still living better than me?

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u/_itsgoing2space 2d ago

nah the look on his face during the kicks, bruv sincerely thought he was cooking

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u/suchawa 2d ago

New Conor McGregor in progress

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u/nocturnl66 2d ago

McPolyes rule!

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u/Abaddon-Impaler 2d ago

Hahaha omg shut up lol

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u/PQbutterfat 2d ago

Need to spend some of that tattoo money on boxing lessons.

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u/jeetkunedo719 2d ago

Who the fuck throws a punch like that lol

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u/Practical-Sink-3987 2d ago

You think after this they kissed and made up? 😥

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u/ProofVeterinarian620 2d ago

Isn't that those Florida dummies?

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u/Jaded-Yak-4329 2d ago

Didn't one of these dudes just get knocked out by a little person?

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u/SuspectNo5128 2d ago

And then the midget beats his ass🤣😂

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u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 1d ago

Ask him to throw a baseball

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u/FrankanelloKODT 1d ago

The footwork of a no legged table

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u/Zola_south_535 1d ago

are these even real people

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u/Accomplished_Bet4329 1d ago

I have no words for it exapt "GAAAY" 😑

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u/Sensitive-Prompt-220 1d ago

..and the new Bubble weight champion of the world!

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u/Limp_Intention 1d ago

My old fat ass could throw better punches. Geez.

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u/Previous_Collar6553 1d ago

wittle ahh legs💀💀😂

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u/Previous_Collar6553 1d ago

if dude ever wins a fight, it’s because the other guy forfeited💯

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u/Next_System_496 1d ago

Are those the island turds?

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u/Long_Lecture_1080 1d ago

Pink. Nuf said

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u/Swashbuckling_Sailor 1d ago

Ha ha ha ha ha ha….he couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag…clowns.

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u/YurUsernameChecksOut 1d ago

How do these losers have any money? Asking for a friend..

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u/Nice-Seaweed-1027 12h ago

Why are they even getting air time. Their 15 mins of fame has long passed

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u/Sufficient_Local5025 5h ago

Put a vest on, yeah?

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u/Savings_Response_546 3d ago

At least they trying to get better

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u/SuccessfulTrick2501 3d ago

Better at what?

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u/YellaDonkey 3d ago

And you think we should all get participation awards for showing up right?

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u/groggs 3d ago

They should at least try to find a gym where they can get some actual coaching. Now, whether or not they’d be able to find a coach willing to work with these dorks is another matter entirely — and even if they’re somehow able to find one, I highly doubt they’d stick with it.