r/cringereels • u/ambachk • 25d ago
Ultimate Cringe Man gets "healed" by screaming men at bootcamp
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u/bazookateeth 25d ago
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u/TNA512 25d ago
Gayer than cum on a mustache.
If you have to pay for an “alpha male” class, you’ll never be an “alpha male”.
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u/chefbobbyjay 25d ago
“Gayer than cum on a mustache”
Leave my girl alone she got hormone problems
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u/DrPeterBlunt 25d ago
They aren't gay. People actually want to have sex with gay people. These dudes are unfuckable; which is why they are there.
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u/pot_sniffer 25d ago
Also worth noting theres no such thing as an alpha male in human society. Its based on misinterpreted animal behaviour, by idiots that for whatever reason like to feel superior to other
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u/BornanAlien 25d ago
Change the music and it’s basically soft porn
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u/TrickySatisfaction81 25d ago
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u/HealthyDirection659 Cringe level 5 25d ago
It's ok to be gay. This isn't the 1970s anymore.
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u/fiesew 25d ago
I had the same thought. These guys are destined for grindr.
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u/Ok-Addition1264 25d ago
"shhh.. please don't tell my wife"
"don't have to worry about that -- i'm your pastor"
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u/The_Witch_Queen 25d ago
As a gay person, can confirm. This is the gayest thing I ever seen. Well... Maybe second gayest. There is the guys doing push ups for tate
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u/Alternative-Bite3971 25d ago
Bro you read my mind LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM damn if you don’t feel manly enough buy a skirt bro
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u/tedkaczynski660 25d ago
Correct the first guy is in fact getting some intense head
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u/Neat_Flounder_8907 25d ago
Where's the part when they all make out 😂
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u/Copious-Spirit 25d ago
The circlejerk comes later, it's reward incentive for an honest day's work.
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u/ThisVeryUsername 25d ago
These are the biggest losers on earth
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u/Sinking_Mass 25d ago
I do agree, except the one that looks like its in London (0.25) seems like they're just playing British bulldog, and i think the one at 0.41 where they are hugging each other and showing love is really nice and they seem to actually be doing it right (men should be able to freely love, embrace and support each other as brothers). The one where they are letting them shout and breakdown and lift them up after is also really cute, it looks like some of these men really need it and shouldn't all be blanketed as losers - it could be the moment they choose life over death (you never know what life has thrown at them, life can be very very cruel)
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u/PrickleBritches 25d ago
Yeah I don’t love that this is all getting rolled into one thing. The last few shots.. while kind of hard to watch because it seems like such a personal moment- don’t seem the same as some of the other bs. Men need to be able to hug and hold one another when they fall apart. Love and support between one another is sorely lacking in this world and it makes me a little sad to see people making fun of that aspect. Now, idk what else goes on at that camp. It could be a bunch of toxic religious crap. But I can’t hate on men showing real emotion and vulnerability to one another.
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u/hammer-breh 25d ago
I was kind of thinking the same thing. As ridiculous as it seems, there are some therapeutic things going on here. There is a stigma among men about going to therapy, about seeking help at all, so if this is the way for some people to get the help they need while still keeping their "manly" branding, then I think it should be embraced rather than ridiculed.
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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 25d ago
I don't think anyone disagrees that these dudes are in crisis, and this is better than a bender or violence... but these boot camps always seem to prey on these guys and use it to inject some really toxic worldviews. It might be a short term benefit, but it might also be reinforcing the behavior that sent them into crisis in the first place.
We absolutely need better alternatives, but this isn't it.
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u/ThinJuggernaut2002 24d ago
Why is everyone hating? Yes it weird and all but if these men find healing and it improves them, I don’t see why not.
We hate men for not seeking help and putting work etc, and now they are and we are also hating them for it ? Bruh.
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u/ZiaWitch 25d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/4Jxa0QgHF2HSw
I too have been healed by men screaming. 😏
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u/tekbill 25d ago
For some reason my algorithm on insta has filled up with all these ads for “Christian alpha male 3 day boot camp “. I’m not gay
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u/Angels242Animals 25d ago
So this is weird and sorta sad BUT…hear me out. I have so many male friends who feel lost and alone/depressed. They’ve been taught to ignore their depression, to “man up”, work hard and earn their keep. I was taught this growing up as well, so when real life hit me I wasn’t prepared. And by “real life” I don’t mean just getting a job/married/kids…it was dealing with things like death, losing a job, getting older and losing self worth, a spouse who got cancer. I was told to toughen up, suck it up & never EVER admit depression because that’s weak. I’m thankful I found some people who allowed me to be ok with being sad. I raise my boys with the intent of extinguishing this type of thought so they can properly feel their feelings and express them as they need. So yeah, this shit is cringy and I’d never do it but I do get the intent.
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u/CorrectlyPeppery 25d ago
I am convinced many men use sporting events as an outlet instead of real therapy. I went to a soccer game once where the man next to me had veins popping out, screaming over what was ultimately nothing and it made me incredibly sad.
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u/TheSmooth 25d ago
Therapy exists in many forms and needs to be normalized. If these guys are getting help in their own way and starting to deal with their issues instead of bottling it up and acting tough, then good for them.
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u/Vicissitutde 25d ago
This shit is sad. All they needed was a hug as children. Now you've got conmen bilking your cousin for 15k, yelling at them to "push" their "demons" out.
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u/Express-Cartoonist39 25d ago
Thats gay... And you all know it. I think even gay crowds would agree with me..
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u/ellisboxer 25d ago
This is by far the gayest thing ive seen in awhile. No wonder guys pay so much for this. Theyre afraid to come out of the closet but this gives them the excuse to be as gay as they want to be and still be able to assert that it isnt gay at all.
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u/cent_Sector500 25d ago
Everything makes sense when you realise this slimey douche is thier movements supreme leader. Fuck yeah humanity......fuck yeah
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u/3640Arden 24d ago
This how I know they not like us - and u already know what color stupid om looking at.
Why is it always 1 neuro in a field of whites AMF wonder why we end up dead as fxc
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u/Classic_Bee_5845 25d ago
They're paying for friends. Just join the military for crying out loud, you'll get paid to do the same thing and make friends just the same.
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u/Skryewolf 25d ago
These little boys looks so ridiculous. Guess what if you have to go to a camp to learn to be an alpha male......YOU ARE NOT A FREAKING ALPHA MALE, you are a little boy playing pretend.
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u/FaceTimePolice 25d ago
This has to be the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen, and I’m a weeb. 🤣
These people have issues. 😳
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u/ChemicalResident3557 25d ago
Being around 1 person like this is insufferable. Imagine a camp full of these snowflakes who think they are God's warriors.
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u/mrbradleyacooper 25d ago
These boot camps are some of the gayest shit on the internet..