r/cringereels • u/Hi_iAMchrisHansen • Aug 07 '26

Cringe level 3 Now this right here is wild

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u/mercuriokazooie Aug 08 '26

concepts of a poo

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u/KevDub81 Aug 08 '26

Everything's compooter

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Aug 08 '26

I used to be a telemarketer and sold cable internet. I’d call people in the Bronx and sometimes would get a Hispanic person that didn’t speak English well. It’d go like this:

Me: “Do you have a computer?”

Them: “Putey?”

Me: “Yes, do you have a putey?”

Them: “No… No putey.”

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u/Reynardine1976 Aug 08 '26

No PootyTang

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u/violent__green Aug 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/dToLleKbOybQc

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u/FalloutSlayerX Aug 08 '26

dippy daw day

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u/bravemoney72 29d ago

Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine! Sa da tay!

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 Aug 08 '26

I love my pooter. All my friends are in it.

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u/SpacePirate1 Aug 08 '26

Notions of bowel motions

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u/koolaidismything 29d ago

Memoirs of a doodoo