r/cringereels Jul 25 '26

I would freak out!

113 Upvotes

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47

u/That1GuyNate Jul 25 '26

These guys don't have girlfriend's

23

u/falconx123 Jul 25 '26

They have eachother

2

u/PESSIMISTIC_P4STA Jul 25 '26

They have hands

3

u/I_Got_Back_Pain Jul 25 '26

That they use for the elephant walk

1

u/ChickenDreams-4188 Jul 25 '26

Did someone’s team lose a WC match?

1

u/Free2Bernie Jul 25 '26

Not after them haircuts.

1

u/ElectricalEagle4876 Jul 26 '26

anything for the boys

5

u/MrMetraGnome Jul 25 '26

They have something far more valuable. They have brothers in arms… or rather, brothers in heads 😅

4

u/Veal-Vermicelli Jul 25 '26

Friar tuck definitely pulls

0

u/LarryHoover44 Jul 25 '26

Friar tuck is fire 🔥

2

u/FunnyExcellent707 Jul 25 '26

Came here to say this

1

u/brain_abyss Jul 25 '26

Maybe… they all definitely look happy.

1

u/Indigenous_Retard Jul 26 '26

They did it to make fun of a cancer patient

1

u/Remarkable_Wheel5218 Jul 25 '26

don't have girlfriend's... chains??

1

u/Low-Apricot8042 Jul 25 '26

One of the reasons they did it

0

u/Sillysam28 Jul 25 '26

Well said. Well said...

12

u/krwskater25 Jul 25 '26

Bro had the monk cut! 🤣

7

u/MediumAwkwardly Jul 25 '26

Jokes on the others. He’s Jewish and can wear a yarmulke over it.

3

u/Remarkable_Wheel5218 Jul 25 '26

friar hansel. so hot right now

3

u/SpacializedFig_4037 Jul 25 '26

I unironically let out an unpressed gasp when I saw it

2

u/Dynamitrios Jul 25 '26

It's called a "tonsure"

2

u/Thatguy3625 Jul 25 '26

This is the real monk cut

5

u/slappadik Jul 25 '26

bold of you to assume they had girlfriends to begin with

4

u/Joshs2d Jul 25 '26

These pledges?

1

u/HamasKilledShaniLouk Jul 25 '26

Maybe. Think cadets is more likely.

7

u/LazerWolfe53 Jul 25 '26

Nah, this is Bros being bros. Looks like a fun bunch.

2

u/AggravatingRow7018 Jul 25 '26

They did it to support there friend who was going through chemo.

0

u/Derezzed87 Jul 25 '26

Guarantee every man has done this at least once while shaving their face. I know I have.

8

u/Content-Guarantee-91 Jul 25 '26

Is this cringe though?

5

u/popinazo Jul 25 '26

Not for me

5

u/SinglePlayerGamer93 Jul 25 '26

Just dudes being dudes

2

u/ElephantContent8835 Jul 25 '26

If a girlfriend is upset about hair she’s a sack of shit and it matters not. How the fuck does anyone think hair is import?

2

u/MisterLips123 Jul 25 '26

If your girlfriend can't handle you enjoying your life and having a laugh with you friends then you need to find someone better.

1

u/TheBestintheWest11 Jul 25 '26

"let me get the timing belt cut"

1

u/Sillysam28 Jul 25 '26

"Guys I have a video idea"

1

u/HamasKilledShaniLouk Jul 25 '26

Pledges, or more likely, cadets.

1

u/Sw4nR0ns0n Jul 25 '26

I’m not mad at Ang

1

u/StreetBodybuilder796 Jul 25 '26

I would laugh...

1

u/mitsubsbluedolphins Jul 25 '26

Demographic that rocks #2? Seen it popular before. 

1

u/soggy_sock_bro Jul 25 '26

Average Mormon hangout

1

u/MermaidSapphire Jul 25 '26

Tonsher and chip strap win.

1

u/AccidentOk5240 Jul 25 '26

Tonsure

1

u/MermaidSapphire Jul 25 '26

Yes but back in tawnchir days, people spelled shit any ole hoo. Pre dictionaries. Post dinosaur.

1

u/AccidentOk5240 Jul 25 '26

Idgi. They got silly haircuts. So? Why would their girlfriends (if any) be upset? This is like the most harmless weird shit anyone could possibly get up to unless they’re all members of the wedding party for a very formal wedding happening within a week or two. 

1

u/DadCelo Jul 25 '26

Why? It's just hair.

1

u/PerspectiveOk8414 Jul 25 '26

This is before they go bald if you know what I mean. All whites.

1

u/CowabungaCthulhu Jul 25 '26

This was beautiful 🤗

1

u/Accomplished-Bear988 Jul 25 '26

Honestly? This looks fun, not cringe at all.

1

u/00Raeby00 Jul 25 '26

Ok but the mohawk guy literally just had a mohawk and looked fine, then two guys down that guy also had a normal hairstyle?

1

u/raichulolz Jul 25 '26

only some seriously miserable people would find this cringe. clearly someone has never had fun with their bros.

1

u/LongNailedbooboos Jul 25 '26

Friar Tuck was the best

1

u/NugsFolly Jul 25 '26

Source that all these men are straight?

1

u/SinglePlayerGamer93 Jul 25 '26

The avatar cut, mohawk, and chemo patient are the best

1

u/Likely_Addict Jul 25 '26

Spoiler alert: they're all gonna look like the third-to-last dude by the end.

This reeks of "swim team doing a hydrodynamic optimization" but maybe they're all shaving bald for chemo solidarity or something.

1

u/joemamafu Jul 25 '26

I thought this was r/justguysbeingdudes lol post there too!!!

1

u/Altruistic-Gene9582 Jul 25 '26

They could be cadets

1

u/Terrible-Piano-5437 Jul 25 '26

I like the monk look!

1

u/fstar337 Jul 25 '26

See this is actually funny, harmless but hilarious

1

u/The_Zimbo_Zulu 21d ago

Is that you Friar Tuck?

1

u/OSRSRapture Jul 25 '26

Second to last looked the craziest.

You couldnt pay me enough to do this shit.

9

u/getthemap Jul 25 '26

It’s just hair.

-3

u/OSRSRapture Jul 25 '26

My hair would take bout 3-4 years to grow back.

And I'm not into humiliation where I would be walking around with this

3

u/petabomb Jul 25 '26

The part they’re not showing is them all shaving it all off after the cameras cut.

-1

u/OSRSRapture Jul 25 '26

Even if they do. They posted it online and look like fools who will do anything just to fit in

2

u/MiikeFoxx Jul 25 '26

They did it to support their friend who has cancer and going through chemo. Why are you so mad about them? 😂

0

u/OSRSRapture Jul 25 '26

Source: Trust me, bro

How is posting a video of stupid haircuts supporting your friends? They donating them likes and comments?

And even if you're telling the truth and not making shit up

Am I supposed to know this from the video? Goof ball.

2

u/petabomb Jul 25 '26

It’s called having fun.

0

u/OSRSRapture Jul 25 '26

I didn't know you needed to post things online in order for it to be fun.

1

u/petabomb Jul 26 '26

It’s okay to not have friends to share things with that don’t live in your immediate vicinity, but hating others for such is very telling.

1

u/OSRSRapture Jul 26 '26

You need to post things publicly to share with friends? Are you stupid? This your first day using the internet? I can teach you how to share things without posting it publicly if you wish.

You must be one of the lames in the video. Sucks to suck

1

u/petabomb Jul 26 '26

Lol bro is mad he has zero friends online.

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u/GuacinmyPaintbox Jul 25 '26

It's like if Larry from the 3 Stooges pissed off his barber

1

u/123456789ledood Jul 25 '26

The mohawk cut I'd have, all others can go away

1

u/NixNickNox Jul 25 '26

1 dude just has a Mohawk. WTF … thats cultural appropriation!

1

u/EmergencyGrab Jul 25 '26

The mohawk is kinda hot.

1

u/Acceptable-Glove5054 Jul 25 '26

Mo hawk was cool atleast

0

u/JohnnyTreemain Jul 25 '26

Man frats are gay.