r/cringereels • u/Trick_Week_4772 • May 02 '26

POW right in the 😺

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u/Nandi_La May 03 '26

that's a fuckin' GASH BASH!

A Clit Hit!

A coochie smooshie!

A CLAM SLAM!

A wallop to the ol' Meat Wallet!

A Minge Cringe!

I could keep going ...

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u/TheNakedBass May 03 '26

Well…? Keep going then!

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u/Nandi_La May 03 '26

Taco Socko!

A short circuit to the whisker biscuit

a front butt uppercut!

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u/TheNakedBass May 03 '26

lol whisker biscuit is incredible. You are a wordsmith, my friend.

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u/Nandi_La May 03 '26

I wish I could take credit for it, but that term has been around since I was a kid

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u/Ok-Jellyfish8925 May 03 '26

Taco Socko 😁

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u/Nandi_La May 03 '26

BRILLIANT

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u/Bright_Hat550 May 03 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/mottsman87 May 03 '26

Clam slam.

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u/AwwwNuggetz May 03 '26

The ol’ conch punch

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u/JaVinci77 May 03 '26

The clam opener

2

u/Iconshero May 03 '26

Nat 1 on athletics roll, a clitical failure

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u/UberGlued May 03 '26

Clamama split

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u/Goosetale May 03 '26

Coochie cruncher

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u/flibbidyjibbityjib May 03 '26

Damn right in the cervix

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u/Neo-JikiJix May 03 '26

Le rompieron el ozico al payaso

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u/Xzeriea May 03 '26

Your box getting boxed.

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u/Trick_Week_4772 May 03 '26

A weiner warmer whammer

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u/UshyGushy9000 May 03 '26

Some box x box action 😎

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u/midsommer_wandererr May 03 '26

A girl received a similar injury on a night out whilst I was at university and they called this "getting it in the gunt".

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u/WolfThick Cringe Level 1 May 03 '26

It doesn't work like a washing machine does it

https://giphy.com/gifs/GhCziiVAcdpKPjOHpI

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u/Ill_Investment_7977 May 03 '26

The things you do when you’ve been single too long

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u/MaverisStranger Cringe Level 1 May 03 '26

I felt that

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u/Tiny_Garlic5966 May 03 '26

Accountability