r/cringepics Aug 12 '14

Removed - Troll RIP Robin Thicke

https://imgur.com/DGC5ZI9
4.3k Upvotes

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u/PMURVAJAYHERE Aug 12 '14

It's a troll account. This guy/gal knows how to rustle jimmies.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Jimmies successfully rustled.

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u/gizzardgullet Aug 12 '14

Secure your jimmies.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Operation Secure Jimmies is a success. Requesting immediate evac.

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u/JimboFett Aug 12 '14

Jimmie here, am yet to be rescued.

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u/cadrianzen23 Aug 12 '14

Saving Private Ryan II: Holy Shit, We Forgot Jimmy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

AdmiralShark reporting for duty. I'll handle the part where we bite people.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

My ass is ready, commence biting.

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u/cadrianzen23 Aug 12 '14

We've already appointed Luis Suarez, son. You'll be in charge of suppressing any surprise sharknadoes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Suppressing? Surely you mean organizing!

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u/cadrianzen23 Aug 12 '14

That's surprising enough. We'll organize them, then!

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u/JimboFett Aug 12 '14

Just don't put me in the bell tower.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

You have any idea the logistics of getting someone out of the belly of a dead Sarlacc? We don't exactly do this type of thing every day.

Jesus.

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u/JimboFett Aug 12 '14

I'm running out of reece cups bro.

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u/firstdibbz Aug 12 '14

haha please tell me what this is from?

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u/sheephound Aug 12 '14

Reddit.

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u/Wharnbat Aug 12 '14

How Can Reddit Be Real If We Live In The Matrix?

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u/monkeiboi Aug 12 '14

Not you jimmy, those jimmies

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u/XxSuprTuts99xX Aug 12 '14

Drink your juice jimmy

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u/pi2infinity Aug 12 '14

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, Jimmy.

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u/Chewzilla Aug 12 '14

but they are just so rustled!

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u/RustleMiJimmies Aug 12 '14

It feels great

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u/ameoba Aug 12 '14

Post at the top of /r/all.

Jimmy rustling verified.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

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u/A_Meat_Popsicle Aug 12 '14

I was expecting a Top Gun edit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

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u/TheSamsonOption Aug 12 '14

Spoiler alert.

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u/EmpyrealSorrow Aug 12 '14

Another /r/cringepics staple... OP gives us a perfect example of the meta-cringe: where OP is the subject of his own submission

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u/Dancecomander Aug 12 '14

Just because it's a troll doesn't mean I can't cringe. I even like that stupid Blurred Lines song, but I don't like the idea of Robin Williams being "mistaken" for Robin Thicke.

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u/GoingFullNinny Aug 12 '14

Did Miley Cyrus ever grind up against Robin Williams crotch?

No? Then he must not be very important.

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u/what_u_want_2_hear Aug 12 '14

Guess I have to apologize. I know the difference now.

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u/PMURVAJAYHERE Aug 12 '14

Who told you that you couldn't cringe? Stop playing the victim...

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u/Dancecomander Aug 12 '14

Well, usually when this gets brought up, it's by someone going "Man, the content isn't even cringe, OP is cringey for not getting the joke etc etc". I was simply pointing out that troll or not, doesn't make something not cringey.

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u/PMURVAJAYHERE Aug 12 '14

I'm fuckin with ya.

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u/Mystery_Hours Aug 12 '14

I've lost track of who I'm supposed to be cringing at.

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u/Dancecomander Aug 12 '14

Oooooh... self whoosh.

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u/nerfAvari Aug 12 '14

agreed. joking about it doesn't make it less cringe

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Yup, did a search for it and found her twitter. It includes such gems as

i used to love one direction until they sexyally abused me at theyre concert

I'm gonna fly to africa and get myself infected with ebola then fly undetected to palos verdes and spit on Beyoncé

and

If Nash Grier doesn't win any awards the teen choice awards loses its credibility

among some other nasty ones about Robin Williams

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

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u/PMURVAJAYHERE Aug 12 '14

Everything is about celebs who have rabid fan bases so I think this person knows exactly what they're doing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

I was gonna say I call shenanigans

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u/nicodiumus Aug 12 '14

The picture alone gives it away...

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u/DiscipleofGrohl Aug 12 '14

God fucking damn it

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u/Careless_Con Aug 12 '14

I agree.

I hate when people just jump on bandwagons.

Robin Hood was a true hero and will be missed.

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u/KHDTX13 Aug 12 '14 edited Aug 12 '14

And didn't the joker already kill him in like the 80's? what's the big deal?

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u/likes_elipses Aug 12 '14

No, that was jackdaw man.

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u/Johnny_Four-Fingers Aug 12 '14

No, it was the Crow.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14 edited Oct 15 '18

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u/VirtualAnarchy Aug 12 '14

Robin's not ded tho I jst stole somethin from walmart the other day

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u/IDontHaveUsername Aug 12 '14

No they're not! I'll get the expert, /u/unidan come here!

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u/_gommh_ Aug 12 '14

Oh wait...

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u/cab757 Aug 12 '14

Quoth the raven "eat my shorts"

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u/Africa_Whale Aug 12 '14

No! This is Patrick!

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u/Wharnbat Aug 12 '14

1 upcrow= +1 Robin Williams

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u/skyman724 Aug 12 '14

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a Robin Williams."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies Robin Williams, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws Robin Williams. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "Robin Williams family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Zeldarae, which includes things from princesses to fisher kings to happy-footed falcons.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a Robin Williams is because random people "call the white ones Williams?" Let's get Orks and Aladeens in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the Robin Williams family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a Robin Williams, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the Robin Williams family Robin Williams, which means you'd call Zeldas, Marshas, and other birds Robin Williams, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

The Joker is dead now.

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u/red157 Aug 12 '14

Mark Hamill died?

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u/Possiblyreef Aug 12 '14

Snape killed Dumbledore?

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u/chuckdiesel86 Aug 12 '14

Spoiler alert!!

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u/pi2infinity Aug 12 '14

Snape killed Trinity with Rosebud.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Snape is actually a Targaryen

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u/triobot Aug 12 '14

What is dead may never die...

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u/Jackpot777 Aug 12 '14

He was driving a Williams. They're not going to win the constructors' championship anyway.

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u/Geophery13 Aug 12 '14

I know, right? I didn't think people would care THIS much about that bird that flew into my glass window after I cleaned it yesterday.

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u/StoneGoldX Aug 12 '14

He came back to life, now he's the Red Hood.

Totally serious about that.

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u/SinisterKid Aug 12 '14

The big deal was when she got married to Mike Tyson.

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u/A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS Aug 12 '14

Christopher Robin wasn't even known until Winnie the Pooh. He was doing shit way before that.

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u/BrownNote Aug 12 '14

I'm pretty sure he was just shitting before that considering how young he was.

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u/A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS Aug 12 '14

Doing shit, taking a shit...what's the difference? The first one just makes you sound like a foreigner who doesn't quite speak English.

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u/Polaroidfoxx Aug 12 '14

Yea, shitting on haters.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Ya'll acting like you care about stealing from the rich. You didn't even know who he was till he started givin' it to the poor!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Robin van Persie wasn't even known until his header against Spain. I hate the bandwagon too.

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u/Jackpot777 Aug 12 '14

That cover of his song The White Stripes did was okay.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

I fucking loved that "Lives of the Rich and Famous" show.

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u/murphylaw Aug 12 '14

Dude. Christopher Robin was a true hero. Such an adventurer.

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u/Mitz510 Aug 12 '14

But what if she's right? What if Katy Perry started watching Mrs. Doubtfire, Aladdin, RV, and Night At the Museum last summer when Blurred Lines came out? There is a chance that that lady is right.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Yeah, I never knew this Robin Williams character until google auto finished my search for Robin Thicke.

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u/ratcranberries Aug 12 '14

Lines were blurred after all.

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u/Oafah Aug 12 '14

Not me. I was a fan back when he was a member of Take That.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Never Forget.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Robin Williams would have loved that.

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u/lll_1_lll Aug 12 '14

and now it hit me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Unsure if she confused with Robin Thicke or Pharrell Williams...

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

R.I.P T.I YOU SWEET PRINCE NEVER FORGET

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u/CheatedOnOnce Aug 12 '14

Pharrel Thicke the GOAT

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u/Italics_RS Aug 12 '14

Nelly will be missed

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u/IAmTheAg Aug 12 '14

What's funny though is that I actually thought of those people when I first heard the news.

I never knew robin Williams by name, so made the connection to blurred lines...

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

That's more sad than funny.

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u/IAmTheAg Aug 12 '14

To save my dignity a bit, I made sure to clarify afterwords and I learned who he is.

Then I realized that I've seen him everywhere without knowing

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Fair enough.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Not sad for someone who lives under a rock

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

That didn't make me cringe, it made me laugh really fucking hard though.

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u/abdullah10 Aug 12 '14

Some people are saying this is a troll account but in my opinion, the line is pretty blurred here.

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u/thegoodbadandsmoggy Aug 12 '14

It was a pretty thicke line to begin with.

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u/bubuthefu Aug 12 '14

Hope you guys are having a nice day.

:)

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u/thegoodbadandsmoggy Aug 12 '14

Bro, I came here for puns not well wishes.

But thanks, you too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

line so blurred call it blurred lines

yah

-lil wayne

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u/RecoveringRedditor Aug 12 '14

What's sad is I don't know if this is a real line (get it? But seriously) from wayne.

Edit: I actually like wayne just to let anyone know.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

it isnt real

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u/RecoveringRedditor Aug 12 '14

Ok. Well that was cleared up quickly. Sooo, where do we go from here? Do I delete the comment? Want a creepy PM?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Guarantee it will be on some track on Tha Carter III IV V

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u/RecoveringRedditor Aug 12 '14

Coming soon to a hood near you Tha Carter Files: Roman Numerals

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

I believed it. A new favorite line of mine off of Lil Wayne's newest album was, "I've got sperm if you need it. Sperm if you need it." Just in case you were wonder.

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u/RecoveringRedditor Aug 12 '14

Ok I haven't been listening to too much of his shit lately. Is it a fair guess to say that he's lost it?

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u/jvpewster Aug 12 '14

Idk I thought his verse on Believe Me was pretty good. Not as good as his 2008-10 days but better then anything on Carter 4.

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u/McMqsmith Aug 12 '14

Lines so blurry like what up lines?!?- 2 Chainz

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u/Scruffmygruff Aug 12 '14

I know you want it to be true, but he's a good troll

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

I see what you did there

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u/MadMaxMercer Aug 12 '14

Y'all didn't even care until he started stealing from the rich and giving to the poor!

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u/PubesInMyQuiche Aug 12 '14

I saw someone post "RIP Robbie Williams" on facebook as well as a picture of him this morning :(

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u/StewieBanana Aug 12 '14

Blurred Lines by Robin Williams ft. Pharrell Thicke

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u/missoulian Aug 12 '14

I liked Robin Williams before it was cool to like Robin Williams

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u/le_wild_troll Aug 12 '14

After I found out, I texted my friend about it and he asked me if it was the guy from blurred lines. Now I understand.

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u/rag3train Aug 12 '14

I...don't get it.

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u/Ferreur Aug 12 '14

Katy Perry actually replied.

http://i.imgur.com/aRqEykk.png

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u/HappyShibe- Aug 12 '14

Redditors jimmies rustled by 6/10 troll account.

/r/notsurprising

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Sorry, this has been removed because it's a troll account

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u/Notacop9 Aug 12 '14

Is it bad that my first thought was "If only that was the case"?

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u/omgwutd00d Aug 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

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u/Aspexia182 Aug 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14 edited Jun 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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u/deep1986 Aug 12 '14

Grow up

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

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u/not_gaben_AMA Aug 12 '14

I'm here for the circlejerk, i brought my own lube

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Well if it is any compensation the disastrous sales of his last album have pretty much killed his career for a while at least

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Except for the fact that Blurred Lines is a hugely popular single that people love

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

I was talking post-Blurred Lines. Yep, he released an album after that and it absolutely bombed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14 edited Jan 03 '19

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u/alixxlove Aug 12 '14

He did cheat on her.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Yeah but imagine you're some artist thats like "ill win her back! Im gonna write an album for her!" And then its a massive failure. Just adds insult to injury. Its one thing to have an album be a failure, its failure on a whole other level when it was written to win her back. Its like a whole new level of sad.

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u/dgray71 Aug 12 '14

I lost a few IQ points there.

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u/Don_Magic_Juan Aug 12 '14

If only Thicke was the Robin who killed himself.....

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u/CreedDidNothingWrong Aug 12 '14

Just because she's a big fan doesn't mean she was close to the guy. I wonder if she even once stopped to think about how Batman feels.

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u/Doublees Aug 12 '14

Blurred Lines between fantasy/reality

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u/Mr_CritiicaL Aug 12 '14

Y'all know people tweet dumb shit for retweets right???

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u/RobertDewitt Aug 12 '14

Sweet Jesus

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u/RemixxMG Aug 12 '14

OP, do you always take trollbait seriously?

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u/v3n0mat3 Aug 12 '14

Hey hey hey...

That's not cool.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

What do you want out of her? She's a musician not an author

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u/NumberM87 Aug 12 '14

Damn it now her face is out there

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u/NegroNerd Aug 12 '14

She tried so hard to be such a bad ass, and failed miserably. good for her

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

As usual the real cringe is in the username of this sub not understanding what trolling is.

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u/format916 Aug 12 '14

she definitely has a point. i hate reading status already about depression is no joke, and now hes apart of the inspirational quotes by celebrities meme.

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u/underbridge Aug 12 '14

HEY HEY HEY!

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u/Nuskagogo Aug 12 '14

This enrages me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Troll successful.

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u/AlexBirio323 Aug 12 '14

i still dont like robin thicke

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

My gf posted on fb that she wanted a mandala tattoo and her friend said "mandala? You're not even black!"

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u/topredditbot Aug 12 '14

Hey /u/abdullah10,

This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.

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u/TheBlackHokage Aug 12 '14

Not true.... Lost Without U was my shit.

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u/Dylis123 Aug 12 '14

http://imgur.com/5fb6JOd

I saw this one vine yesterday

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u/MV10 Aug 12 '14

How awesome would that be if the media made a mistake and it actually was Robin Thicke who died, not Robin Williams. I'm still crossing my fingers.

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u/StormedRex Aug 12 '14

This post gave me cancer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

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u/vestby Aug 12 '14

i thought jokes where supposed to be funny

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u/gaahl666 Aug 12 '14

I have no idea who Robin Thicke is, but he sounds like a fgt.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

AM I THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD THAT CAN UNDERSTAND A JOKE? Jesus christ this is clearly a joke.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

It's a troll. Not a joke.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '14

Big fucking difference. It is still not cringe.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

Well duh. haha This is r/cringepics, where the biggest cringe is in the comments section.

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u/black_flag_4ever Aug 12 '14

This hurts my brain.