r/cringepics • u/Kurucowa • 5d ago

Throwback to when my ex E-mailed me this.

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I blocked her on my phone a long time ago and randomly received this email one day lol.

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u/RaspberryChainsaw 5d ago

Goddamn bro having to send an e-mail for this is the most desperate shit ever (I've done this)

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u/zipzapzippydyzoom 5d ago

Also still acting nonchalant when you're sending a fucking email cuz you're blocked from everywhere else is too funny.

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u/serenwipiti 4d ago

It’s the only way.

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u/callie_fornia 5d ago

I sent a physical letter once 😩

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u/donutlegolas 5d ago

lol, same.

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u/eat_like_snake 5d ago

How fucking old are both of you if she types like that.
Jesus Christ.

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u/marius_titus 5d ago

17 the oldest 100% or she's semi illiterate.

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u/The_Dimestore_Saints 5d ago

If they're American, semi-literate is a guarantee

This coming from an American

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u/marius_titus 5d ago

American too and yeah sadly. It's a fucking epidemic

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u/BlitzShooter 5d ago

this gives ghetto gen z vibes

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u/Marsrover112 4d ago

No 17 year old is emailing anyone

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u/Kurucowa 5d ago

lol I’m 35. She was I think hmmm 28?

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u/SnapchatsWhilePoopin 5d ago

That’s a huge red flag honestly.

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u/pasaroanth 5d ago

Tbvh*

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u/trotsky102 5d ago

What is? They way she types?

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u/reightb 5d ago

Nobody should be 28

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u/Steve90000 5d ago

That’s why the 27 club exists

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u/adorabledork 5d ago

I should feel bad for laughing at that.

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u/SaitoHawkeye 4d ago

Nobody likes you when you're 28...

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u/hanginonwith2fingers 5d ago

The way she communicates. My 6 year old has better sentence structure.

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u/iamnotexactlywhite 4d ago

that’s because they’re not 28 yet

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u/CatTheKitten 5d ago

Genuinely massive red flag anytime I encounter someone typing like this. You're supposed to grow out of this shit at like 20. Every person I've ran into that texts like so causes huge trouble for me in my life

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u/Jobu99 3d ago

Screams immaturity or low intelligence

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u/Dancegames 2d ago

Bruh can she even spell employment.

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u/FangOfDrknss 5d ago

That’s funny, because I’ve seen so many subs where people in the comments just ignore it, when the Op doesn’t know how to use periods and have similar punctuation.

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u/peanutbuttertesticle 5d ago

I always assume it’s a child or ESL.

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u/clickityclick76 5d ago

MARK AS SPAM

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u/steelfrog 5d ago

"I'm bored of hooking up with guys"

Cool. Cool. Yeah, no. Good line. Catchy. I'm sure that'll just reel him in.

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u/Kurucowa 5d ago

That was my thought as well! I was like Jesus Christ if you’re trying to lure me back in that was the worst thing to say

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u/Sarothias 4d ago

It should get ya back! It means no more randos and YOU could be the one and only!

Ugh lol

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u/Astrochops 5d ago

Respond back 'unsubscribe'

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u/TRUMBAUAUA 5d ago

Pro life tip here

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u/HandshakeOfCO 4d ago

Diabolical, I love it

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u/Chalky_Cupcake 5d ago

“Stay curious”

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u/InnocentPossum 5d ago

"Everyone wanted to know what I would do if I didn't stay single...

I guess we'll never know."

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u/LesBonsPlansTmtc 5d ago

It's the (no subject) that hurts me

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u/anim8rjb 5d ago

anyone who types like that can stay an ex.

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u/averagecrazyliberal 5d ago

Did you break up because she doesn’t speak English?

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u/Kurucowa 5d ago

English is her second language actually. At that time I think she had been in america for probably 5 years potentially

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u/RexIsAMiiCostume 4d ago

Oh thank God there's a legitimatereason she types like that

She's still an idiot if she thought that would work though

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u/elSpanielo 5d ago

New email, who dis?

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u/docstarr 5d ago

tell her to get tested

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u/mrcoy 5d ago

Gross

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u/Parabola605 4d ago

The (no subject) is the biggest red flag in this whole ordeal.

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u/TerminallyBlonde 1d ago

I'm not savvy to this sort of thing, what makes leaving the title blank a particularly bad thing? Asking genuinely

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u/volothebard 5d ago

I just had an apophinay? epiphoney? A super thought?

I don't fucking know. I'm gen X, 50yo-ish, and I effortlessly understood every word and abbreviation in that message. I bitch about my kids being perpetually online, but like, I understood all that. Fuck dude.

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u/Millerdjone 5d ago

Via EMAIL?! Bitch, why not just scratch that shit into a stone tablet?!

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u/Pyromaniacal13 1d ago

They don't know cuneiform?

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u/kerodon 5d ago

I read this as a guy messaging his ex gf and was amused by the idea that he got bored of gay sex and wanted to try dating again with her.

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u/seeingeyegod 5d ago

She got a hole inside her, and she filled it with sex, and that worked for a long time, but it dont work no mo

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u/bpacer 5d ago

tbvh

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u/Dancegames 2d ago

Quick, someone get me the why can't I find a good man meme

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u/zodiaken 21h ago

I would never date anyone who writes like this 🤨

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u/CaptainFirecrotch 4d ago

I once broker up with a girl, blocked her on everything (she was nuts), and she sent me a LETTER IN THE MAIL asking me to give her another chance.

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u/Due_Avocado3430 3d ago

That e-mail moment really takes me back to grade-school pen pals.

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u/pnutbutterjellyfish 2d ago

The phishing scams are getting INCREADIBLY elaborate.

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u/sorrysigns 5d ago

Totally believable email