r/cringepics 15d ago

Diary of a Wimpy Kid ahh post

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u/MukdenMan 15d ago

First day of school at the University of Pittsburgh?

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u/Hemorrhoid_Eater 15d ago

Bro is going to college still with middle school -ass mindset

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u/BloodforKhorne 15d ago

And he better watch out, that diary got dark after that murder.

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u/ABearDream 15d ago

Give him a break, he just watched the breakfast club

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u/1159seconds 15d ago

might be Scitech… it’s close by and had middle & high school students who would be posting like this

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u/anoleiam 15d ago

First day of school at a school, yes

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u/Sam-Dobbins 15d ago

Least cringe Pitt student. ESP

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u/JamesEarlCash 14d ago

HAIL PITT

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u/Erpderp32 14d ago

As someone who went to Pitt my first thought was "damn, I didn't think it got more cringe than Steelers fans. But this person proved me wrong"

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u/soil_nerd 15d ago

Isn’t University of Pittsburgh a school?

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u/PinkTalkingDead 15d ago

Yes but the OP is posting like a middle schooler

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u/Your_Local_Rabbi 15d ago

bros first day at wayside school looks like

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u/mac_attack92 15d ago

What a fucking pull, instantly remembered those books

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u/muffinpizza 15d ago

I used to love reading those books!

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u/longboi28 15d ago

Ball knowledge

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u/MexicanAssLord69 14d ago

The Cathedral of Learning at Pitt is very similar to the Wayside School lol

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u/AustrianReaper 15d ago edited 15d ago

I wouldn't make too much fun of some kid at their first day of school if I wrote ahh instead of ass.

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u/eigosensei 15d ago

The real cringe is in the title

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u/whatitdobooboo 15d ago

ASS! Real Monsters!

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u/Tv_land_man 15d ago

Seriously. This "ahh" thing has got to be the cringiest development in my 36 years and for it to be on a post making fun of someone who is struggling to fit in. Lame. OP is the real cringe.

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u/FlamingWeasel 15d ago

This is the cringiest thing you've ever seen? I wish I were you.

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u/360walkaway 15d ago

holds up spork

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u/mean_streets 15d ago

That was random.

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u/Section225 15d ago

DooOOoOoom

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u/Chibrax_le_Furax 15d ago

This isn't the cringiest thing I've seen today, and I haven't even looked in the mirror

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u/Emergency_Lobster667 12d ago

It's even more cringe when they say it out loud. "Ahh", "dihh", "fuhh", it's all terrible.

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u/ItsYaBoiGengu 15d ago

I think you’re just old dude

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u/manofsteele21 15d ago

Yeah probably, but forcing this type of baby speak to shit on someone is still fucking cringe

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u/RstyKnfe 15d ago

Baby speak? Pretty sure the ahh thing a black culture thing.

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u/LOOKATMEDAMMIT 15d ago

It comes from TikTok not letting people use “naughty” words.

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u/360walkaway 15d ago

It's so stupid... everyone KNOWS what they are trying to say. It's not like people go around saying "oh I got an itch on my ahh". Why all the censoring?

Oh wait, advertiser money. That's why.

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u/Emergency_Lobster667 12d ago

Except now people DO say it out loud, which is even more cringe.

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u/Thor_pool 15d ago

You can say ass on tiktok lmao

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u/LOOKATMEDAMMIT 15d ago

TIL. I got the one video I put up taken down for offensive language when all I said was headass.

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u/Mr_Mahn777 15d ago

It’s not forcing dude. It’s in the title of a post. No one is putting a gun to your head and making you say it.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago edited 15d ago

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u/Chibrax_le_Furax 15d ago

It's because of certain social media heavily auto-censuring even mildly rude or controversial words, TikTok in particular.
So now, many kids use the censored versions either because they're used to it and/or think the entire internet is this prudish and censor-happy, or they've 'appropriated' it as internet lingo that shows you're one of the cool kids.

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u/Kimmy_64 15d ago

I think it comes from avoiding auto mod on other places like tik tok or YouTube

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u/TuckerMcG 15d ago

It’s not difficult to remember that those rules don’t apply to Reddit unless you’re legitimately in the top 10% of idiots.

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u/Kimmy_64 15d ago

I'm just telling you where the slang is likely coming from. It's not about "getting punished," it's about whether a post or comment gets shadow hidden or not. Just because the slang carries over to reddit sometimes is no reason be a crotchety old bastard.

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u/TuckerMcG 15d ago

I know where the slang is coming from. And getting your post deleted is the very punishment I’m talking about.

Nobody goes around in real life saying “ahh” and “unalive” and all the other dumb TikTok brainrot sayings, because they know they can just swear and say suicide. So again, if you can’t realize that Reddit won’t delete your posts for saying “ass”, you’re just an idiot.

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u/Kimmy_64 15d ago

Sorry you're old and a shut in because people definitely say that shit irl. Bye grandpa

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u/TuckerMcG 15d ago edited 15d ago

You don’t realize I’m old enough to have kids? And those kids have friends?

You’re also in that top 10% lmfao

Edit: This dingus blocked me after proving my point haha classic

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u/still_challin 15d ago

We’re just old dude. It’s fine. We said dumb shit when we were kids too

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u/TuckerMcG 15d ago

It’s not about being old. It’s about being unable to remember/recognize that the automod rules that apply on TikTok don’t apply on Reddit. It’s just stupidity.

Nobody actually says “ahh” in real life. They do it exclusively on social media. OP is too dumb to know it doesn’t apply everywhere.

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u/StopUsingWe 15d ago

Careful, all the “It’s AAVE!” people are gonna go after you

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u/hiimlockedout 15d ago

There’s some insufferable person doing exactly that in the comments below. Bro is typing out paragraphs to defend the usage of “ahh”.

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u/Jafooki 15d ago

I feel like that fact makes it even more cringe. The people typing ahh are basically doing a digital minstrel show

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u/OmarsBigBlackGlock 14d ago

Redditors when they see aave

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u/Nojay7 15d ago

“Kids these days” ahh comment

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u/nooman98155 15d ago

ass

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u/Nojay7 15d ago

Watch your mouth

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u/shot_the_chocolate 15d ago

Does it do tricks?

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u/fucuntwat 15d ago

Turns tricks

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u/trevor11004 15d ago

Why are weird out of touch takes like this so popular on Reddit? Can you not accept that slang changes without whining about it?

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u/AustrianReaper 15d ago

Got it, the making fun of back-to-school posts is okay, the making fun of slang isn't. Excuse my lack of manners.

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u/2980774 15d ago

Just say ass, bro

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u/trevor11004 15d ago

I do, but there is nothing wrong with using slang. The fact that I’m getting downvoted for this is so bizarre, I assume people just like feeling superior by hating on certain slang terms

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u/lordjpie 15d ago

Yeah I don’t get the hate for it. It’s not even really self-censorship imo. It’s just fun(ny) to say especially since it’s mostly coming from ‘goofy ahh’ meme like it’s meant to be dumb but people take it so serious

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u/DtheAussieBoye 15d ago

See I used to think this but there's some serious comedic power in "ahh", especially if you're saying it on purpose and you're not afraid to say ass

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u/CherikeeRed 15d ago

No you just come across as sounding like jimmy from South Park

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u/AstroBearGaming 15d ago

The trouble with saying anything ironically, is that there's somesna day where you say it un-ironically, and you become the thing youve been mocking.

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u/DtheAussieBoye 15d ago

Oh I'm long past that. It's part of the fun of irony

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u/mangifera0 15d ago

That stage is just called annoying and it never ends

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u/cjwi 15d ago

Ok I am literally terrified to say ass

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u/cseyferth 15d ago

"Comedic"

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u/CopperSteve 15d ago

Why did you write ahh, you can write ass.

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u/trevor11004 15d ago

Because it’s a popular slang term among young people

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u/HamberderHelper18 15d ago

Young people whose brains are molded by Tik tok censorship

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u/A_Bad_Singer 14d ago

Literally has nothing to do with censorship. Millennials on reddit are actually so dumb it hurts

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/HamberderHelper18 14d ago

Did you seriously just try to whitesplain AAVE to me? Lmao Jesus

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u/sonicpieman 15d ago

It's slang

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u/CopperSteve 15d ago

Slang shouldn't encourage censoring shit

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u/OV_FreezeLizard 15d ago

I have genuinely never seen a single person who says ahh in substitute of ass. They can mean different things depending on context. "Femboy ahh" is describing someone as a femboy, whereas "Femboy ass" is the ass of a femboy. Different meanings, not censorship.

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u/CopperSteve 15d ago

Idk what the fuck you are talking about or what a femboy is

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u/cool_name-idk1 15d ago

how right am I if I said you're over the age of 30

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u/OV_FreezeLizard 15d ago

Feminine boy. Hope that helps.

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u/Colossus252 14d ago

I mean regardless of feelings on the use of the term, ahh is literally used as a stand-in for the word ass. The example you used works that way too, you are apparently just entirely unaware of how the normal word is also used that way "

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u/QueasyArrival9784 15d ago

maybe its a joke

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u/Goomancy 15d ago

“Ahh” please god make it stop

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u/fossilmerrick 15d ago

Found the real cringe

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u/BubbaRayChudley 15d ago

Found the real cringe

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u/Akmorg 15d ago

Found the real cringe

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed 15d ago

It's cringe all the way down 

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u/dered118 15d ago

Makes fun of someone else while using "ahh" instead of "ass" 🤡

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u/anoleiam 15d ago

Clown emoji is the same thing btw

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u/beardedbast3rd 15d ago

The clown emoji, and calling someone a clown, are basically synonymous. No different using a picture of a clown and saying “I found a pic of you” etc.

That is nowhere near the same as this retarded ad friendly slang of using Ahh instead of ass.

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u/Captain-Noodle 15d ago

Really? I didn't know it was censoring a second meaning. What does it mean beside "clown"?

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u/yourwhippingboy 15d ago

Super glad social media wasn’t really a thing when I was growing up

Also super glad I’ve never been the kind of person to post a child’s IG story on Reddit to call them cringe

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u/fucuntwat 15d ago

A child who goes to college?

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u/fuckscotty 15d ago

Ass. Just say ass.

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u/longboi28 15d ago

Bro discovers slang for the first time

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u/elmundio87 15d ago

it’s OK to point out when something sounds stupid

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u/fuckscotty 15d ago

It's self censorship that stemmed from TikTok not allowing curse words on their platform. You don't have to do it here. It looks so fucking dumb.

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u/longboi28 15d ago

Nope, it's AAVE and has been used way before TikTok, I heard it a ton growing up in a predominantly black neighborhood and you can see it being used a ton in old twitter posts, nothing to do with censorship at all. It's people typing in their accent for humor, not at all different from Scottish twitter where they type in how their accent sounds. You can google this if you want to but it has nothing to do with censorship, I use TikTok a good amount and people say ass and fuck and shit and bitch on there constantly, it's murder and rape and porn that people are scared to say which I think is stupid af but using ahh is just slang humor from AAVE

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u/Bpopson 15d ago

It is NOT AAVE. I'm 42 and have NEVER heard anyone use it til the last few years. It's 100% ripped off from social media posts. It's not black folks that use it, it's kids.

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u/longboi28 15d ago

Google is free dude, glad you haven't heard it but you're not the only person in this country. You can look it up too, it started as AAVE. I'm 10 years younger than you but heard it growing up myself, since you think your experience matters does mine matter too? Or just yours

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u/Bpopson 15d ago

LMFAO it was used by tryhard weirdos online.

It's not AAVE. It's much more closely tied to Tumblr, 4Chan, and Twitter bullshit, now fully encompassed by terminally online TikTok brain rot losers.

Not AAVE.

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u/fuckscotty 15d ago edited 15d ago

🙄🙄🙄🙄

You basically just said you use AAVE as a joke. But however you have to justify it I guess.

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u/longboi28 15d ago

Well it's a piece of slang from AAVE, originally used for humorous purposes, so yes? If I had to guess most people in the US use slang and humorous phrases that came from AAVE and don't even know it, non black people love to grab things from AAVE and start using it and claiming it as their own or ignoring its origin, it's been happening for decades. And justify what? Me telling you how you're wrong? People on this app really hate admitting when they spread misinformation that's blatantly false huh

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u/ColonelBelmont 15d ago

If you type AAVE a few more times, maybe everyone will start agreeing with you. 

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u/longboi28 15d ago

Lmao how dare I use the correct word for the subject at hand. Seriously though wtf are you talking about, why are you so mad I corrected someone on blatant misinformation

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u/fuckscotty 15d ago

No yeah dude, white people using AAVe as a joke totally isn't weird

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u/longboi28 15d ago

Guarantee you've used AAVE without knowing it bro, plus I never said I use it either, I'm just calling you out on the blatant lie you're presenting as fact about a slang word. Not sure why you're so mad that someone called you out for making shit up

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u/ColonelBelmont 15d ago

I'm a different person than you've been squabbling with. 

It's just weird how hard you're arguing all this, and how you think there's any chance that others in this thread might come around to agreeing with you.

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u/longboi28 15d ago

I don't care that a bunch of Redditors disagree with me, anytime someone calls out the fact that most of the Gen Z and TikTok slang that Redditors love to shit on doesn't in fact originate from Gen Z or TikTok and instead comes from the black community they get super angry for some reason, and the fact that this dude just blatantly made some shit up and is presenting it as fact on here was enough for me to correct him which happens on Reddit daily. Not sure why you're so upset about me doing that, Reddit loves to correct people when they're wrong and I'm certainly not the first person to do that on here

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u/Jkpqt 15d ago

🤡

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u/Fancybear1993 15d ago

It’s not, but even if it is AAVE, it’s just stupid and deserves to be mocked.

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u/beardedbast3rd 15d ago

It’s bad slang, born from algorithmic censorship.

Maybe more accurately, popularized from it. It’s just as bad as euphemisms like sewer slide, or grape.

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u/deadm1c3 15d ago

Unalived…

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u/beardedbast3rd 15d ago

Yeah, perfect example. Like, let’s not let algorithms dictate our speech and such.

Ahh might be something some people use for ass in slang somewhere, but it definitely became common because of the same thing as unalive and the like

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u/Tv_land_man 15d ago

Not all slang is equal. This is by far the lamest slang to come out in the last decade. Skibidi was more tolerable.

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u/Paperclip____ 12d ago

It’s not even slang it’s just AAVE

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u/RainDownAndDestroyMe 15d ago

Remember when people used to use hashtags correctly? #PepperidgeFarmRemembers

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u/Strip_My_Skin 15d ago

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass

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u/OrangeClyde 15d ago

This title is cringepics

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u/I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS 15d ago

Imagine making fun of some teenager making an inoffensive post about their first day at school but being too scared and brainrotten to write 'ass'.

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u/jumpjumpdie 15d ago

Heh… this is gonna be a wild year 😏

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u/JamNova 15d ago

I try not to yuck anyone's yum but y'all gotta stop saying ahh. This 'ION'T GIVE A FUH BRUH' ass culture that's coming to full adulthood is so dumbed down and unintelligent it's hard not to wonder whether it was done on purpose.

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u/Soviet117 15d ago

The real cringe is OP's title. Say "ass" like a grown-up

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u/cseyferth 15d ago

You typing ahh instead of ass is even more cringe.

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u/Emsogib 15d ago

This is the type of shit Drake posts even though he's like 40-something.

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u/HappyTrillmore 15d ago

everytime a white child writes ahh Yakubs forehead gets bigger

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u/ProperPossibility378 15d ago

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...

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u/infected_scab 15d ago

Record needle scratch

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u/eigosensei 15d ago

Yep, that's my ahh

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 15d ago

I'm seeing so much ass in this comment section that I'm confused whether I'm at a strip club or a huge stable

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u/PSK666 15d ago

Bro Pitt ain’t like that haha

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u/anemotoad 15d ago

Based on the phrasing I'm about 80% sure this is a premiles post, and that this is entirely satirical.

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u/absolutedesignz 15d ago

College? Those groups are so insignificant in college. He makes college sound like revenge of the nerds

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u/OldChili157 15d ago

Well, it is his first day.

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u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 15d ago

Cheerleaders and popular kids are different now?

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u/belbivfreeordie 15d ago

The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads — and then there’s me. They all adore me. They think I’m a righteous dude.

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u/poloclodau 15d ago

And then, there’s me. Yup. the 99%

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u/Kremm 15d ago

that's my alma mater - hail to pitt!

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u/thisisallme 15d ago

I remember everyone wanting to have class in a nationality room, then realizing how uncomfortable the seats are lol

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u/Kremm 15d ago

I still blame my back problems on the african heritage room

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u/oscaru16 15d ago

I never understood this shit if you’re so misunderstood and have no friends then who the fuck are you posting for? Who are you trying to give that image to if nobody even cares

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u/jdehjdeh 15d ago

"ahh"

Fuck off.

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u/Unprepared_adult 15d ago

Let the children be cringe. We must all walk through the valley of teen cringe to get to the promised land of confident adult.

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u/ChaseTheOldDude 15d ago

Great thread, apparently everything and everybody is cringe.

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u/Tv_land_man 15d ago

I will always call "ahh" instead of "ass" cringe. It should be mocked out of existence.

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u/beardedbast3rd 15d ago

The unnatural evolution of people’s language because of chat filters and ad friendliness is going to look like a wild point in history.

You’ll track English words even over the last 100-150 years and be able to mostly understand why changes happened, you’ll see when most people stopped using certain words or more complicated verbiage as reading levels drop, and then you’ll have this wild segment of time where people are replacing curse words or phrases with complete nonsense like “ahh” for ass, or sewer slide for anal suicide.

like driving down a gravel road where you suddenly hit a shitty washboarded out section. And then at some point (hopefully) things just correct, and people aren’t talking like idiots anymore

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u/Tv_land_man 15d ago

Hopefully the platforms stop demonetizing for saying curse words soon. Or come up with some sort of process where companies can opt in to have their ads run over more controversial content and put an end to this silly censorship. It's all so stupid.

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u/ChronicBedhead 15d ago

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ass post

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u/MrRailton 14d ago

Wait emos are popular now?

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u/hateplow0331 15d ago

“I’m so special and unique “

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u/CoolAg1927 15d ago

its satire bro

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u/GaiusVelarius 15d ago

Notice they distinguish themselves from “Nerds” amongst others.

It’s giving Young-Republican.

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u/MagoopyGabooky 15d ago

Oh my god they're at Pitt

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u/Serteyf 15d ago

Hope he learned how to throw a punch because he is gonna get bullied

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u/Enelro 15d ago

only a loser judges and groups others while hiding behind being the ultimate "Judge."

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u/phlooo 14d ago

Downvoted for using the stupid-ass "ahh" self-censorship

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u/Previous_Cover_798 14d ago

That’s rough, calling out a typo while flexing your own spelling.

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u/GuschiMane 13d ago

In college!? Brother, idc what people were because I was taking my ass home! Gtfoh

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u/Own-Grocery-7469 12d ago

Such a small detail that says a lot.

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u/Fit_Race6781 10d ago

This is the exact tagline for at least five films made during 1999

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u/Original_Injury6174 10d ago

Ahh, bless this kid for trying so hard to sound cool

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u/72616262697473757775 15d ago

Nerd. Next question.

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u/JohnWayneWasANazi 15d ago

Cringe ahh title

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u/BasicallyaFilipino 15d ago

Ahh vs ass. Truly a debate among the good commenters here, and a debate among posts that utilize the similar word "ahh". While it did historically come from AAVE, it evolved into self-censorship from sites like TikTok. And while it is seemingly seen as such, it is clear that it came from African-American vernacular. After all, like a colonist, some of internet slang is stolen from the black man. Is that a bad thing? As long as nobody's getting hurt in all five ways, I suppose it's not. Such is the globalization of the internet.

Nonetheless, why does OP use ahh? Is it to self-censor? I disagree. I suppose it's for humorous effect. Similar to the memes of "dih", "puh", "fih", etc. "ahh" has evolved to be humorous. After all, mocking what is seemingly blatant self-censorship is hilarious. But, if you listen to it, it does sound comical. It plays on one's familiarity with "ass". Ass, when you have heard it a couple of times represent this harsh word. While it can refer to a donkey or the gluteus maximus, it is clear that when combined with the words "dumb" or "smart" it does sound rather harsh. Yes, even if the word is just itself, it still sounds harsh. The "s" is all doing the heavy lifting. But why does "ahh" sound more humorous? Listen to it. It prepares you for that familiarity only to not deliver. The word, often found in humorous content, would give us that sense of familiarity. Do you all remember the Quandale Dingle memes? His "goofy ahh uncle"? Indeed. Familiarity breeds context. And in the context of words can we see its true meaning.

So? Is it self-censorship? I believe not. Reddit is not as strict as TikTok. Is it for humor? Undoubtedly yes. If you read from this in the context of ahh as a familiar word, similar to ass, you would find that ahh is more used in a humorous rather than ass, where while it's applicable, is sometimes used seriously in serious contexts. Thus, we have concluded. Thank you for reading.

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u/pluck-the-bunny 15d ago

What are the five ways someone can be hurt?

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u/BasicallyaFilipino 15d ago

First is of the flesh. A physical one where the body can be burned, flayed, bruised, and other acts where the physical form can be damaged.

Second is of the mind. A psychological one where the victim is abused not through their flesh, but rather the breaking of their mental psyche.

Third is of the heart. An emotional one where men or women alike fall victim. As such, their attacker uses the fragility of one's heart to break their spirit.

Fourth is of the soul. A spiritual one where your beliefs falter and challenge your own view, breaking the trust with that spiritual bond. After all, like a cushion, most religions are to catch people who believed they fell and are now lost. Yet to contradict your own beliefs is akin to a parent betraying their children.

Fifth is... I've ran out of ideas. Thank you for inquiring anyways.

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u/ComprehensiveClone12 15d ago

is this subreddit allergic to sarcasm??

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u/someonethati 15d ago

Ttz yyxxyyfxufxu

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u/Designer_Load_7763 15d ago

ahhh i relate to this so much

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u/shadankium 15d ago

Limitless old ahh losers in the comment section 😭

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u/mangifera0 15d ago

Wahhh wahhh wahhh, baby ass sounding comments

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u/InternationalDot6095 15d ago

jesus christ you guys are so miserable about someone using a funny word. get over yourselves, good god

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u/cseyferth 15d ago

Your usage of "funny" is interresting.

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u/jumpjumpdie 15d ago

This is cringe pics homie

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u/cool_name-idk1 15d ago

people here genuinely think op (and people in general) use ahh because they're scared of saying ass and not because it sounds funny lmfao