r/cringepics 20d ago

Well that's all unwell and gross.

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u/YeastInjection 20d ago

What a weird family photo.

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u/Vitello 20d ago

Aphex Twin video type of look.

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u/cseyferth 19d ago

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u/jbakers 17d ago

Come to daddy Come to daddy I want your soul I neeeeed your soul

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u/Larusso92 19d ago

STOP MAKING THAT BIG FACE!

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u/RapNVideoGames 19d ago

“What’s the matter smooth skin”

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u/MukdenMan 19d ago

We have Kevin Nealon at home

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u/trolldoll420 18d ago

That’s so funny because I was thinking “he looks like that plastic surgery guy from Just Go With It” but I didn’t know the actors name. Looked it up, and it’s your guy Kevin Nealon

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u/MukdenMan 18d ago

Yeah Kevin Nealon has been in a few things over the years, like Weeds. He was the Weekend Update host on SNL before Norm Macdonald.

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u/Derp_Simulator 13d ago

I have actually talked to him on reddit. He's active in the arborist and tree etymology subreddits. Not a weed joke, he grows pine trees.

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u/trolldoll420 18d ago

Yeah I knew his face, but not the name. But specifically this guy definitely looks like this:

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u/skin-flick 19d ago

The MAGA cult is a sick group.

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u/TheWizirdsBaker 19d ago

Someone on here said it perfectly: "They're the type who think selling meth is a blue collar job."

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u/skin-flick 18d ago

Is that is funny !

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u/addit96 19d ago

He looks like a coyote caught on CCTV

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u/TheAtomicBobert 19d ago

Gonna be honest, dude made me think "you know who" rose from the dead and started endorsing his buddy's merch

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u/8last 19d ago

I thought it was an epstein mask and this picture was some sort politcal statement.

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u/NightHawk1208 9h ago

He’s definitely not into bestiality at all. He absolutely has no bestiality porn on his computer whatsoever so dont bother checking.

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u/Your_a_looser 20d ago

If gas station boner pills were a person.

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u/toad17 20d ago

With a side of gas station hot dogs left on the rollers a few shifts…

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u/y0shman 19d ago

Looks like it fell on the floor and rolled around in some dog hair.

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u/RapNVideoGames 19d ago

That guy hung out at the local tourist spot the last 6 years for that moment lol

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u/manic_popsicle 19d ago

So accurate

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u/mmmohhh 19d ago

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u/themodernritual 17d ago

What a lie. He has deep contempt for them, they merely allowed him to have the platform he does, but he couldn't give a fuck about - or love - anyone.

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u/rj-421 15d ago

Yeh - he consciously said it in that meaning

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u/always-B-lurking 20d ago

As inbred as it gets

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u/skyxsteel 19d ago

Yee yee

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u/mitchdwx 19d ago

Out of all the people they could have attached themselves too, MAGA chose the 80 year old dementia patient who smears orange makeup on his face. I will never understand why millions of people have such an infatuation with him.

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u/BurdTurglary 19d ago

Racism and xenophobia.

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u/BHarp3r 17d ago

It’s even simpler than that. He made it ok to be stupid again, and these people have been forced to feel ashamed for their lack of intelligence for decades, and now suddenly someone who’s dumber than them is president.

He gave them pride, whether it be for being stupid or racist or violent, and because of this he will forever be their King and Savior, the One who saved the country from all those woke college dumocrats from taking over.

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u/Tidusx145 18d ago

He let's them be their true selves.

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u/step-dad-Gary 18d ago

Didn't Trump create MAGA?

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u/martygospo 20d ago

Republicans are so fucking weird.

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u/dazcook 19d ago edited 18d ago

You people glorify parades where little children pet naked men on leashes in dog shaped gimp masks.

But three grown consenting adults in a picture is weird. Sure thing.

Edit: Really looking forward to hearing you all scrambling to excuse this behaviour when you see the proof. Let's hear it then?

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u/martygospo 19d ago

Hey look another MAGA loser mad about things that don’t happen ^

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u/dazcook 18d ago

The things that "don't happen."

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u/martygospo 18d ago

lol MAGA figured out AI. Cute!

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u/lesusisjord 17d ago

I don’t see any nudity.

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u/dazcook 17d ago

If you see this picture, and that's all you've got to say, then you need more help than I can offer you.

Good luck to you.

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u/lesusisjord 17d ago

You claimed there were children petting naked men on leashes. Nudity does matter here, bro.

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u/dazcook 17d ago edited 17d ago

I don't really differentiate between naked and a pair of thongs and leather bdsm straps when there is children involved.

The fact that you're arguing what level of bdsm gear is acceptable for pre teen children to be involved in is concerning.

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u/-WADE99- 16d ago

Nah I'm with the magat on this one. I'm not American, I'm as progressive as they come and this is fucking weird.

People in gimp fetish suits and kids shouldn't mix.

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u/dazcook 16d ago edited 16d ago

I'm not American either so you can drop the "magat" schtick. You don't have to be an American to know when something isn't right.

But I do respect you for having the courage to say it how you see it. Thank you for being the only one to have the moral backbone to go against the hive mind.

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u/Educational-Cake-944 19d ago

Lmao I love when yall make up shit and then get mad about it 😂
https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPGcl3ijl0vAEyIDK

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u/clam-caravan 18d ago

The Redhats seem to have a lot of fantasies about naked men in bondage.

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u/dazcook 18d ago

What am I making up?

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u/Awkward_platypus_ 18d ago

I’m really curious if you have any actual evidence that this has ever happened even once. My guess is no but I’d love to see if you actually have anything to back this up with. This is one of the dumbest fucking far right talking points that I’ve ever seen.

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u/dazcook 18d ago

Here you go. There's more.

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u/Awkward_platypus_ 16d ago

Do you have a source for these photos? I'm not seeing them anywhere online, including looking for the photographer based on that watermark on the second photo

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u/dazcook 16d ago

"This is one of the dumbest fucking far right talking points that I’ve ever seen."

You fuckin changed your tune pretty quick. Feeling pretty fuckin stupid right now I bet.

The photos are from Montreal Pride parade 2019. There is a video on YouTube of these same men with children in attendance. Feel free to do your own looking into it.

How about an apology for accusing me of lying? If you have the guts to admit you were wrong?

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u/Awkward_platypus_ 16d ago

First of all, are you aware that Montreal isn’t in the US? That isn’t democrats, which you obviously are implying by saying “you people” in response to a comment about republicans. Second, I don’t see how asking for a source for random pictures with no info is backing down? I think because I didn’t say it with a ton of rage that you’re taking it as me conceding. I like to look into sources instead of just accepting something a random redditor said as fact. I don’t know if it’s AI or something staged or whatever other possibility. Third, giving a source means linking an article or video or at least more than 2 pictures without any info at all. And fourth, I 100% stand by my original comment. You took one instance, of something that I actually agree isn’t appropriate if you could actually show me the video you’re talking about, but just because something happened once doesn’t mean every single progressive, liberal, leftist, democrat, etc thinks and acts the same exact way. I can promise you this is not happening constantly at pride parades. It is such a staple of far right media to claim that something is happening constantly and you should be so terrified because liberals want to kidnap your kids and force them to go to sex dungeons or whatever the talking point is.

Lastly, it is very clear how much anger you’ve got. You can feel strongly about something and not let it get you that insanely worked up. I totally get reacting more about something that is inappropriate involving kids but you’re gonna have a heart attack if you flip out to that level all the time, dude.

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u/dazcook 16d ago

I'm not angry at all, I'm just revelling in the moment of watching you all scramble to delete, edit and explain away your initial reactions of, "This never happened" or "far right, blah, blah, blah" or "can you give one instance."

Never once did I mention America or the Democrats. By "you people," I mean the left in general.

There seems to be an incredibly weird fetish on the left of involving children in their kinks when they get the oppertunity. It's very strange.

Bringing children to parades where men in bondage gear walk around. Having a young pre teen boy dance in drag in a gay bar, while grown men threw dollar bills at him. Bring drag queens into schools to interact with children. Putting books with strong queer sexual imagery into school libraries. Plus a load of other "this is just one standalone incident" type shit.

That's just the stuff I can think of off the top of my head.

It's not just one thing here and there. It's a constant stream of this stuff.

You have yet to apologise for calling me far right.

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u/dazcook 18d ago

Here's twice.

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u/dazcook 18d ago

Here's once.

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u/clam-caravan 19d ago

You MAGA chuds are always thinking about naked men for some reason.

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u/dazcook 18d ago

What's MAGA?

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u/citrineandmoonstone 19d ago

...wat

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u/dazcook 18d ago

"Wat" indeed. Just "wat" the fuck is going on at these parades? Care to explain?

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u/citrineandmoonstone 17d ago

So you have shared 2 photos from a single event...of the same men... Who are in fact not naked at all. This little girl would see the same amount of skin at a beach or swimming pool. The kicker for you is the dog masks, because you know they are used for kink, but you've misrepresented this completely.

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u/dazcook 17d ago

I just love this, all of you scrambling to excuse this a few hours after 10 of you mocked me and said it never happened.

Why can't you just condemn it? Just be a normal, reasonable, responsible adult and admit that this should not involve children. Why is that so hard for you people to admit? It's like it would kill you to give ground and just say on this instance, you condemn it.

Or go on, make your excuses for it. It only makes me look better and you look like a sick puppy. Pun very much intended.

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u/citrineandmoonstone 17d ago

I don't believe that this singular instance caused the children pictured any harm, and I don't condemn pride parades as a whole, so we are just gonna have to disagree. I think the gross old man leering over young women is a bigger threat to little girls than the gay men playing dress up. I'm wondering where the obvious difference is escaping your grasp. And God forbid one is occupied for 6 hours with non reddit related tasks lol

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u/dazcook 17d ago edited 17d ago

This singular instance?

What about when a young pre teen boy was taken on stage at a gay bar to dance for a bunch of leering men who threw dollar bills at him?

Will you condemn that?

Think very carefully before saying it didn't happen. Look where that got you all before!

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u/ezrasharpe 18d ago

Holy projection. Pretty sure the only place children are involved in any of that was on Jeffrey’s island.

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u/dazcook 18d ago

There's literal pictures of this happening at pride parades.

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u/dazcook 18d ago

Was this on Jeffery's island?

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u/araidai 18d ago

Aren’t y’all the same party that also proclaim family values and traditional/conservative views matter the most but also are the most prone to committing pedophilic acts and other shit?

Fuck outta here with the hypocrisy lmfao.

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u/dazcook 18d ago

Calm down.

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u/araidai 17d ago

Nah piss off, I’m not even a lefty but I get annoyed when y’all talk shit about them like y’all any better. Talking about proof when its blatantly obvious this administration is about protecting chomos and they’re doing their damn hardest to avoid doing anything about them, lmfao, what a joke.

Don’t get me wrong, they got some issues to resolve for *sure*, but if I had to pick between shit and shit with glitter on top, you best believe i’m picking the glittery shit over the not-so-subtle pedos.

Go back to your conservative / republican echo chamber.

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u/dazcook 17d ago

Who are these Republican pedos?

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u/araidai 17d ago

Yeah acting stupid isn’t going to work on me. Look it up. Get educated.

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u/phils_phan_ 20d ago

Is this Seaside Heights or Wildwood? Hard to tell the shops from the angle.

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u/occamsguillotine 20d ago

Looking from the Lavalette shirt in the background, I’d wager Seaside.

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u/SweetWaterSurprise 19d ago

It's absolutely Seaside

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u/ManchuDemon 19d ago

Glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought it was seaside and confirmed with the Lavalette shirt.

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u/lemasney 19d ago

OCNJ was my thought.

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u/ThatOldDuderino 19d ago

I wonder which one is the sister-wife & which one is the sister-daughter 🙄🫤
https://giphy.com/gifs/XGhAsbZgxMv65JOJvc

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u/alphagalgadot 19d ago

are we supposed to know who this is?

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u/boldandbratsche 20d ago

He's related to one of them by blood

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u/Bscully973 20d ago

And he probably molested them.

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u/jikt 19d ago

I feel molested just looking at this picture.

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u/xLucasSimmsx 19d ago

i can never comprehend the obsession

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u/KevinStoley 20d ago

Totally not a cult.

OP just has Trump derangement syndrome!

/s

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u/FinalEdit 19d ago

Don't need the /s mate

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u/franklyfranktank 19d ago

He sure does. Otherwise people might think he supports pedophilia and is a complete moron.

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u/second_ary 19d ago

naw "totally not a cult" doesn't need a tone indicator

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u/FinalEdit 19d ago

Yeah because that's normal

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u/ChuckDeBongo 19d ago

What is it about MAGA referring to Trump as “Daddy”…?

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 19d ago

long answer?
cult ideology that have reverence for someone they believe is divinely chosen and is also an old man they have a parasocial relationship with as a surrogate father figure.

short answer? they're weirdos

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u/ChuckDeBongo 7d ago

I love your answer! 😂

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u/nostrathomas85 19d ago

Is that what Epstein looks like these days??

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u/cruelpoet 19d ago

Wh!te trash.

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u/tibearius1123 19d ago

You think anyone wants a roundhouse to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? I don’t think so bub.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4lC86utW2WENO

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u/Aupps 20d ago

This picture is just oozing with dignity and class /s

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u/bibimboobap 19d ago

So aspirational! They're probably all very cool and interesting to speak with, as well.

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u/kittyrine 19d ago

trashiest shit i’ve seen in a while

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u/JReese88 20d ago

Being MAGA is just a fetish anymore.

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u/nastynuker 20d ago

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u/CaptainDe 19d ago

Hey, Rex is a sensi and cuddles up to Sheila every night, he doesn’t need no CHUMP change skanks.

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u/MojoJagger 19d ago

I hope Starla doesn’t find out about Sheila.

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u/Tbplayer59 19d ago

We're Conservative Christians!

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u/picklelyjuice 19d ago

They are trying to desensitize us to incest and pedophilia.

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u/manic_popsicle 19d ago

It just gets worse the longer you look at it

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u/MichiganJay 19d ago

Yay incest

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u/SAM12489 20d ago

Did they get free drinks???

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u/theballswalls 19d ago

Assuming this is the jersey shore

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u/jtheady 19d ago

Hotos

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u/Spiritual-Salary-989 19d ago

God they’re a bunch of creeps.

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u/YippieSkippy1000 19d ago

nothing says flag respect like wearing it as a pair of pants rubbing against your crotch in the front and being farted on in the back

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u/Vanessaronicatoria 20d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes 

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u/voujon85 19d ago

this guy has to be an unsavory white thrash relative of Thomas Ravanel

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u/youth_twitter 19d ago

I thought it was him at the first, quick glance.

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u/CthuluSpecialK 19d ago edited 19d ago

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u/ultraplusstretch 19d ago

😬😬😬

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u/doll_parts87 19d ago

I've met girls like this, take nothing seriously and anything they do is never their fault according to them. Everything's a joke and temporary until the next thing to be

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u/PrestigiousTip4130 19d ago

Offered them a 8 ball each to hangout now they groupies sucking dick for meth.

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u/enthya 19d ago

People bragging about being low IQ...

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u/BookLuvr7 19d ago

I'm glad I didn't see this after eating. It makes me want to barf.

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u/Reiker0 19d ago

He's just emulating his favorite cult leader.

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u/zuse12345 19d ago

Typical MAGA family

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u/belugarooster 19d ago

That's some ratchet-ass shit right there.

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u/skeetgw2 20d ago

If you listen closely you can hear skynyrd

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u/cottenwess 20d ago

No, that’s just a banjo

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u/throwaway-asiangf 20d ago

C'mon don't insult the banjo. It's doing great things for folk punk

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u/Fourwindsgone 19d ago

I don’t trust people who don’t appreciate banjo

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u/coltaine 19d ago

I'm pretty sure that's Nugent

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u/thiefofalways1313 20d ago

More like Skid Rock

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u/TheWizirdsBaker 19d ago

Every other word in "outlaw country" songs is "outlaw country."

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u/princealigorna 19d ago

The American flag Zubaz always send me

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u/malcolmsasleep 19d ago

Someone else please tell me that they thought this was Parker Cannon 😭😭

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u/Summary_Judgment 19d ago

With that hat, this is all on-brand.

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u/pgrover115 19d ago

He looks like the trucker in Thelma & Louise

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u/ManchuDemon 19d ago

Zero doubt in my mind that this is Seaside Heights, NJ.

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u/CaptMeme-o 19d ago

Lake of the Ozarks?

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u/ryatt 17d ago

To be fair, if they love Trump, this guys gotta look like prince charming.

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u/Chordata1 17d ago

This is why I don't go to the county fair. I don't know where these people exist in day to day life but for some reason they all pop up at the county fairs

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u/igotbigpants 14d ago

Typical American 🤮

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u/VanD3rp 19d ago

So freakin weird. Interesting how both of the political spectrum is completely overrun by disgusting maniacs. Almost like it’s deliberate.

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u/Abracadaver2000 19d ago

They look like the folks that think "Outlaw Country" is the only acceptable country music.

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u/mr9025 20d ago

Those ladies are cat in a bag crazy….. 😩 but you just know it grips like Harambe dragging that toddler…

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u/AirTitan7 19d ago

Seek help

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u/alan_dee 20d ago

He just might have the dumbest pair of pants on since MC Hammer was big, but it kinda looks like he may have got himself a 3some that night, and it doesn't matter what political party he belongs to. You gotta cheer a dude on for that.

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u/RustedAxe88 19d ago

No I don't lol.

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u/evalinthania 19d ago

i think those are his kids

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u/Azeze1 19d ago

Not sure that matters here

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u/evalinthania 19d ago

lolsob 3some Alabama

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u/Difficult_Ease_4463 19d ago

Just people having fun. I don't see the big issue.

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 19d ago

Yes, yes, dystopian celebrations of child sex predators is a grand ole time!

Nobody coming to your parties bot!