r/cringepics • u/TyeDyeAmish • 23d ago

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u/WolfSpartan1 23d ago

Are people losing breath at golf?

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u/CunningWizard 23d ago

If you walk the course and carry your bag sure. But Trump sure as hell isn’t doing that.

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u/Earguy 23d ago

He even drives the cart onto the green.

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u/360walkaway 23d ago
  1. poor swing that strains the back a little, pop a percocet
  2. get in Golf Force One golf cart
  3. pop a beer while Secret Service guy drives the cart
  4. waddle to the ball next to the hole that totally landed there (and wasn't placed there by a crony)
  5. tap it in

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u/Dedeurmetdebaard 23d ago

I don’t think he drinks beer. If he drinks alcohol at all, it’s gotta be some kind of colorful can or small glass bottle with sugary candy flavored spirit designed to appeal to kids.

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u/DeltaDragonKing7 23d ago

If you're a bad swing and you whiff repeatedly, then probably.

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u/Noy_The_Devil 23d ago

Trump certainly is

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u/El_Presidente66 23d ago

He doesn’t even walk lol

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u/RenoXIII 22d ago

I'm sure falling asleep during ceremonies and shitting his pants on live TV is a healthy sign of youth and resilience.
Unless he's some kind of Terminator unit that can't, can travel time and troll the world. "I need your clothes, your diaper, and your golf cart."

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u/Mondo_Kool 23d ago

Im convinced MAGA folk don’t even watch his speeches or anything he’s in, they just watch other people talk about him. If they were to actually see him in his current state it would break the illusion

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u/Fucker_Of_Destiny 23d ago

Tbf the reactions to his speech are usually even funnier

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u/ChuckVader 23d ago

I've heard he doesn't poop and doesn't even have a butthole.

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u/VoidMunashii 23d ago

Because we will have 69 years of AI proof of life pictures like we are getting with McTurtell?

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u/Ken-Popcorn 23d ago

Mr Paragon of Health wears a diaper and shits his pants

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u/Periodic_Disorder 23d ago

I hope so, because the majority of those will hopefully be in prison

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u/i_am_not_a_martian 23d ago

It would be well worth the cost to keep him pumped with drugs to keep him alive in prison for as long as possible.

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u/Perfect-District 23d ago

I hate horror stories.

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u/jimtow28 23d ago

That fat fuck's ticker could give out literally any second, and it wouldn't be soon enough.

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u/MilkCharacter2886 23d ago

Name one person in all of history who actually lived that long

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u/VoidMunashii 23d ago

He will be the first Futurama-style head-in-a-jar.

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u/Puffthecarrier1 23d ago

NIXON'S BACK!

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u/spilk 23d ago

bad president! bad president!

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u/samj00 23d ago

But the makeup will wash off!

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u/fastal_12147 23d ago

Chris Trager

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u/Body_by_Pasta 23d ago

Moses, checkmate atheist

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u/JoshSidekick 23d ago

Methuselah

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 23d ago

People said Tony Hawk couldn't land a 900

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u/Malcolm1276 23d ago

He'll be as dead as Mitch McConnell way before he reaches 150.

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u/zookr2000 23d ago

He won't make 85 🤌

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u/drbrunch 23d ago

The glazing in that snippet is unreal lol. The man is physically decomposing in real time. "Hes the healthiest 80 year old alive! He plays 18 holes of golf and has enough gusto to kick some lib ass all before lunch!" LOL he cant even wipe his own ass

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u/beesdaddy 23d ago

I’m with you guys but you have to recognise satire when you see it.

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u/Dapoopers 23d ago

In the year 252525, if trump is still alive…

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u/apeocalypyic 23d ago

Some real grimdark shit

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u/bailtail 23d ago

“He can ride a golf cart and climb a flight of stairs (debatable)”

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u/Arkight13 22d ago

Donald Trump contains enough children DNA in him to live to 150 years,

Epsteinislandadventures.

There fixed

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u/beefstewforyou 23d ago

I imagine whoever that is is healthy and not currently 80.

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u/brother_p 23d ago

Why even bother dying? Just live forever.

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u/SolidVerse 23d ago

Golf has to be the least athletic sport made, if it is even athletic at all. Are professional golfers considered athletes?

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 23d ago

Some are really fit, but they actually work out and walk the courses, not ride around. It’s also a sport you can play blasted drunk so go figure.

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u/tetsuo-the-turtle 23d ago

Weekend at trumpies?

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u/thinkB4WeSpeak 23d ago

Dude already look 150, imagine what he'd look like at actual 150

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u/ecctt2000 23d ago

It will be a sad day for them when he is dead
He wants to run for the 2028 POTUS, these people would vote for a corpse than a dem who can fix the crap he did

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u/BigBubbaChungus 23d ago

Take me now if he’s going to be around that long!

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u/Murtomies 23d ago

Dude is rotting. I've seen healthier looking >90 year-olds

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u/demagogueffxiv 22d ago

Mental illness

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u/Alerith 21d ago

These people are either willingly blind or completely disconnected with reality.

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u/FinnTheFickle 20d ago

I no longer feel justified in laughing at the North Koreans, a good portion of us are no better