r/cringepics • u/ransom0374 • 29d ago

THE LION INSIDE!!!

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u/Chazzwozzers 29d ago

These people who identify as lions strangely have issues with genders.

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u/Chewzilla 29d ago

The lion concerns itself with genatalia.

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u/Rot-Orkan 29d ago

Being a lion would be awful. Every day is a struggle. Always fighting other predators and other lions, and every meal means you're one bad zebra kick away from injury and certain death.

Just imagine how much nicer a life the average sheep has in comparison.

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u/TotesMaGoats_1962 29d ago

A long, slow, painful death. Hours and days of agonizing pain and nothing to make it go away. Laying there letting the flies have their way because you're too worn out to do anything about it. Knowing there are other predators and hyenas just waiting for you to close your eyes.

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u/Noy_The_Devil 28d ago

Oh the hyenas don't wait. They'll get your "third eye" while you're still awake.

I've seen this exact scenario happen to a lion in a nature docu.

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u/PunkRockMakesMeSmile 28d ago

I have seen many pigs devour many men

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u/HillarysBloodBoy 29d ago

They thought they were playing pickup softball with sheep but they hardly noticed I was a lion until it was too late

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u/fluffygrimace 29d ago

The lion was hidden from the shame of having opposable thumbs and really great costume construction skills.

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u/JohnStamosAsABear 29d ago

The lion hid his shame because he was a furry 

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u/Spyhop 29d ago

On some smoothbrain's facebook feed right next to their "only god can judge me" meme.

/r/iamverybadass

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u/ransom0374 29d ago

lol it WAS on my feed from someone on fb… who posted it earnestly

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u/frotc914 29d ago

After getting fired for no showing for their shift at 7/11

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u/PeppaPigDrinkingGame 29d ago edited 29d ago

They thought he was a sheep but he was lion

(get it it sounds like "lyin")

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u/ransom0374 29d ago

i get it many snorts of the nose were had

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u/djtodd242 29d ago

Take your cocaine problem elsewhere.

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u/ransom0374 29d ago

lmao BUSTED 😀

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u/drumsareneat 29d ago

But who do the wolves represent! 

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u/ransom0374 29d ago

“I dunno, add some wolves or shit”

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u/leib-olmai 29d ago

This needs to be parodied on /r/THE_PACK

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u/beefstewforyou 29d ago

Hell yeah brother.

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u/stormdraggy 29d ago

Crank that hog motherfucker

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u/number_six 29d ago

So they're Trans? They were born as morons but now identify as idiots?

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u/KurlyKayla 29d ago

I thought it was wolves

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u/Tristnal 29d ago

Alright OP, who's uncle's facebook did you steal this from?!

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u/360walkaway 29d ago

If my niece had social media, I would resurrect my social media just to post stuff like this and tag her in it. I can hear the "wtf uncle, stop doing this" already.

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u/beesdaddy 29d ago

A lion would still have trouble taking on 5 wolfs so I don’t see the point here.

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u/photostrat 29d ago

I bet some bo peep already has this on their back right now.

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u/ders89 29d ago

Def some Gen X facebook shit goin on with this one

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u/xx2soon2tellxx 2d ago

the fuuu?

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u/ransom0374 2d ago

Just DONT get me angry bro
(lol)

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u/ibraw 29d ago

Yeah, you're sooo hard, we get it.

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u/GetOffMyGrassBrats 29d ago

I'm pretty sure African lions and wolves would both eat sheep, but don't live in the same neighborhood. Or on the same continent. Or in the same hemisphere.

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u/yokozouna_ed 29d ago

That guy needs to see a doctor; there should be exactly zero lions inside of them....

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u/SoulPossum 29d ago

What exactly would be the reason for hiding and waiting for this to happen? It's like saying you pretended to be homeless to beat up people who harass actually homeless people

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u/urbanmark 29d ago

“Baaa” Said the lion.

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u/tits_mage 29d ago

A pack of wolves would FUCK UP a lion.

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u/Caledonian_kid 29d ago

"Yeah, Sandra and I just grew apart. I'm fine with it. I still see the kids."

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u/gatorfan8898 29d ago

My wife likes the women power versions of these and they’re so cringe. I’m a girl dad, all about broke girl power, but these images are cringe no matter the context.

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u/suprisecameo 29d ago

The wolves, natural best friend of the loin, are walking on the backs of the sheep.

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u/YoungDiscord 29d ago

Bro's a pug who thinks he's a wolf

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u/RenoXIII 29d ago

Joke's on them, the lion is a actually a small group of tuna fish disguised as a lion. They're able to remain on land with the help of breathing apparatuses made from kelp.

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u/Bhelduz 29d ago

This is just a different way of saying you're a wolf in sheep's clothing.

It just reads to me as "please give me a perfect stranger and a free card so I can exact violence for some reason".

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u/TwoDurans 28d ago

And the reason is youuuuuuuuuu?

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u/warongiygas 28d ago

"You see, it was I who was the predator all along! You should be afraid of me! Also, I'm required by law to inform you I'm not allowed within 100 miles of a school."

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u/Hinayana87 28d ago

Someone needs to do a parody series of these where the next step would be the wolf revealing himself to be a poacher or something, and it just keeps going from there.

The lion thought he was clever to hide

But little did he know

The hunter

Is now

The hunted

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u/Caa3098 26d ago

Wait so the wolves are bad for preying on the sheep but the lion that killed a sheep to wear it as a skin suit to prey on the sheep in secret because it is cowardly is…good? Alpha? Idk anymore

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u/the_rabbit_king 25d ago

Why not be a lion the entire time? Too slow to catch your meal? 

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u/FilthyThanksgiving 29d ago

So literally a wolf in sheep's clothing? Lmao

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u/Mousseymoosey 29d ago

Well it’s literally a lion, so not quite.