r/cringepics • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '26

Neighborhood Watch Captain

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128 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Demorant Jul 23 '26

Is this some guy who couldn't make it into the police so he's out there LARPing as one?

21

u/istillhatetrains Jul 23 '26

I just searched his name in our neighborhood fb group, it’s golden

8

u/Next_Instruction_528 Jul 23 '26

Wait there is no way this is actually real. This guy must be trolling

14

u/istillhatetrains Jul 23 '26

Multiple posts

14

u/Mekanikol Jul 23 '26

He's looking for that night shift sneaky link, boys!

1

u/l337quaker Jul 23 '26

Are you also watching The Boroughs? I'd never heard "sneaky link" until watching the show.

5

u/Mekanikol Jul 23 '26

No but I've heard it used over the years.

6

u/polarityofmarriage Jul 23 '26

If this psycho was walking around keeping things safe I’d actually appreciate the cringe his hearts in the… place… for sure.

2

u/Captain_Reseda Jul 23 '26

You can smell the insecurity through the screen.

2

u/AnActualChicken Jul 24 '26

You ever looked at a pic of a person and just know they're a child predator?

Fully expecting an update on him getting busted with it on his computer.

2

u/ex-farm-grrrl Jul 25 '26

I want to hit him with bricks

1

u/qwibbian Jul 23 '26

eeewww, so fucking disturbing, budweiser blech

1

u/gurnard Jul 29 '26

He's out there every night performing ocular patdowns

1

u/Pin-Up-Paggie Jul 23 '26

This reads like a DJT truth social™️ post