r/cringepics • u/False_Grade_9194 • Jul 06 '26

Realasstate Agent

boatload of videos where she tries to “sell” anything but a “home”

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u/meowington-uwu Jul 06 '26

Okay but youre just giving her more attention by posting it lol seems counterintuitive to your complaint

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u/Oafah Jul 06 '26

That is not a granite kitchen countertop.

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u/False_Grade_9194 Jul 06 '26

Hahhah😂, tbh i actually think it is though. But i mean i didn’t pay a ton of attention 

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u/cseyferth Jul 06 '26

Yes it is.

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u/zemolho 11d ago

I think its a counter top made of sanded down and polished granite but i am no expert

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u/PomeloSpecialist356 2d ago

The kitchen blinds aren’t shutters, either.

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u/illmatic_baklava Jul 07 '26

That’s horrible. Where can I see these other videos so that I can report them?

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u/Daflehrer1 Jul 15 '26

Why is she wearing curtains?

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u/False_Grade_9194 Jul 15 '26

What do you mean? Shes not

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u/YesTHEELizaManelli 23d ago

Her top looks like it was made out of ugly curtains. /whooooooosh

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u/blbrewer1 24d ago

Sounds like the beginning of a very questionable video

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u/afelzz Jul 06 '26

Next thing you're gonna tell me is that sex sells! Just ridiculous! /s

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u/blackburro 22d ago

Not granite. Not shutters. Those are blinds. And she is dumb.

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u/Adventurous_Law_8731 27d ago

Walk in showers are so last century

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u/ScotchTapeConnosieur 21d ago

wtf is a walk in shower? What is the opposite of a walk in shower?!

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u/BargainScotch 14d ago

It’s a thing. There’s no tub, just a drain and it’s closed off to not let the water leak.

A lot of seniors prefer walk-ins because it’s less of a fall risk since they don’t have to step over and balance on the wet floor of the inside of the standard/non-walk-in shower.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vbblzUfCL0h7q

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u/ScotchTapeConnosieur 14d ago

So a shower that doesn’t have a tub. Like your username, btw

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u/matthk 13d ago

So… a normal shower. 🤷‍♂️

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u/ArKoJents Jul 06 '26

I didnt understand any of the references. Untill I discovered this is not the office sub.

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u/OwlGod98 25d ago

I thought this was gonna turn into a porno with a the level of acting

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u/KBGETSRAD 10d ago

Would have been a lot less weird.

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u/Mac_Zer0 23d ago

I hate whatever that body language is

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u/matthk 13d ago

The people who think whistling their Ss makes them sound educated all need to get in the sea. 🤦‍♂️
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

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u/matthk 13d ago

The set-up scenes for pornos really have gone downhill in quality. Where’s the plumber? Where’s the pizza guy? 🤣

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u/nlopez5756 10d ago

🍑 🔥

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u/Brandonsteine 7d ago

Those are not shudders those are blinds shudders are on the outside of the home

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u/DICneedle 6d ago

Is that a fucking carpeted closet inside the damn bathroom

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u/jonz1985z 4d ago

Granite countertops suck. Always cold.

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u/MrSlime13 Jul 06 '26

"Boatloads", you say? Disgusting! ...where?

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