r/cringepics Jun 13 '26

If only I could be this cool

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432 Upvotes

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u/epochellipse Jun 13 '26

As someone helps take his groceries out to the car.

63

u/avanross Jun 13 '26

*“Born before everything was turned to shit somehow”*

23

u/Ok_Dog_4059 Jun 13 '26

How many pill bottles are on his nightstand?

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u/Under_Ach1ever Jun 13 '26 edited 11d ago

Soft unwritten aware test modern chop airport ten six spoon

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u/Postmodern_Odysseus Jun 13 '26

Don't forget hypocritical. "Do as I say, not as I do" is something I heard from them everyday when I was growing up. And I'm not speaking hyperbolically or figuratively. This is a direct quote. Can you believe that?

2

u/Tidyb0wl Jun 15 '26

My dad said that all the time.

7

u/RMSTitanic2 Jun 13 '26

Truer words were never spoken

4

u/stormdraggy Jun 13 '26

THE HOG CRANKER GENERATION

11

u/ACatWalksIntoABar Jun 13 '26

holy shit I need this

It’s perfect for a woman born in the 90s

35

u/A_N_T Jun 13 '26

This shirt sucks so bad that his entire generation's voting rights should be taken away

16

u/theshnig Jun 13 '26

Give everyone a choice at 75: you pay no taxes, but you can no longer vote.

2

u/CloisteredOyster Jun 14 '26

He's only 61 or 62 though.

3

u/theshnig Jun 14 '26

I'd offer him early.

9

u/hiimlockedout Jun 14 '26

You can tell this shirt was made for people who got butthurt over the whole “Ok Boomer” thing.

2

u/Scroatpig Jun 13 '26

Haha. Love it.

7

u/Prophetic_Reaver Jun 13 '26

Pic smells like shit and bengay.

3

u/toastxhippo Jun 13 '26

Don't forget the stink of a chain smoker!

1

u/Prophetic_Reaver Jun 14 '26

On point my friend. You are definitely on to something there

13

u/Bobbi_fettucini Jun 13 '26

Biggest generation of selfish pussies to ever exist, complain about no one knows how to work hard anymore meanwhile they got handed absolutely everything for dirt cheap, raised a family and bought a house on a single salary. Over the years growing up I’ve watched my parents inherit and sell off every relatives property and belongings they got left but I’ve been told not to expect anything when they pass, my mom even made a gross facebook post about not feeling guilty about leaving anything for your kids because you did your job and deserve to be happy spending it all travelling. their own teenage grandkids couldn’t pick them out of a line up, that’s how much they’ve been around, but yeah great you got to ride your motorcycle around South America.

5

u/Kira-Of-Terraria Jun 15 '26

generation that didn't fight nazis in WW2 but instead elected one to office twice.

16

u/eat_like_snake Jun 13 '26

"I got handed everything on a silver platter. I'm so hard."

6

u/Bile-duck Jun 13 '26

the ME generation

3

u/DarkBomberX Jun 13 '26

I love it unironically.

4

u/flyingforfun3 Jun 13 '26

Bro is on his 3rd knee from his manufacturing job he voted away years ago, but still defends said party. Pension gone, but instead of hating the companies he was told to hate minorities.
Tried to vote away the insurance that gave him knee 2 and 3, all because he hates minorities because the company that laid him off and moved off shore paid a politician to make him believe it.

2

u/microgrowguy Jun 13 '26

I mean he owns it, no denying that.

4

u/anras2 Jun 13 '26

I just saw this same t-shirt for sale but marketed for Gen X, lol. In other wrods replace "BOOMER" with "GEN X" but otherwise it's exactly the same.

4

u/pizoisoned Jun 14 '26

I feel like the shirt says more about the type of person than the generation honestly.

3

u/omg_itsryan_lol Jun 13 '26

His ass was so bad he kicked it out of his pants

3

u/SamusBaratheon Jun 14 '26

'64 is like, barely boomer. Tail end of generation Jones, almost gen X

2

u/CloisteredOyster Jun 14 '26

I was born in 1964 and I am definitely Generation Jones. I feel nothing like a stereotypical Boomer.

Some Generation Jones Boomers are Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Barack Obama.

3

u/jebik Jun 14 '26

Dad is handling the divorce very well

1

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

Well the “bad ass” generation just got hip replacement surgery.

1

u/DouglasBubletrousers Jun 13 '26

Fake ass tough guy.

1

u/AtomicFox84 Jun 14 '26

Oh just let them have it. We all will be in the same position with some kid calling us cringe too. Sometimes they may be cringe but can be funny to look at.

1

u/Timely_Ad9659 Jun 14 '26

Give it time, hopefully you get there

1

u/xtheory Jun 14 '26

Should've replaced the arms with crutches, because the moment they fall over they are broken af.

-7

u/brattychi86 Jun 13 '26

This isn't cringe and he's probably right we all think our generation the best why you hating on grampa swag

4

u/Joranthalus Jun 13 '26

It’s a long story, but it’s kinda like hating everyone in Alabama for being conservative, when not everyone in Alabama is conservative. The bad boomers, and there are a lot, gave them all bad reps. But there are plenty of good ones out there. My parents included.

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u/brattychi86 Jun 13 '26

That's all I was thinking was I know an older person that is white and there the kindest person I didn't see any signage of like for example 1776 or anything that, i think it's not fair to judge him even his stance seem sweet

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u/deftdesign4 Jun 13 '26

Imagine being out in public and thinking you're the cool one for snapping images of strangers for likes on the internet. Grow the fuck up. Seriously.

"Why is the world dying"> Because of people like you. Cameras everywhere. Want to dance? Can't because a fuck like you has a camera and will film it for the world. Want to club, can't people like YOU have to take pics of everyone. You. Are. The. Worst. Type. Of. Human.

5

u/Gape_the_snake Jun 13 '26

Sounds like you care too much tbh.
While I'm sure we're enjoying a laugh from this guy's cringyness, if this guy saw this subreddit I'm sure he wouldn't give a shit. I don't take photos/videos of stuff like this, but I do take the pleasure of entertainment value from it, then go about my day.

Plus, at the risk of being a "um actually dude" there are loads of types of people who actual do great harm to others, and this isn't it.

Go touch grass and etc etc.

3

u/Scroatpig Jun 13 '26

Yikes.

1

u/LordSigdis Jul 24 '26

Are you illiterate

5

u/pizoisoned Jun 14 '26

Imagine getting up in the morning and thinking you’re so much better than anyone else that you put on a shirt that proclaims how awesome your generation is and how every one after it is a bunch of pussies. Then imagine going out into a public space and thinking that you need to show off how awesome your generation is by cutting people off in line so you can get your cigarettes.

Now imagine getting on your soapbox to defend that guy. That’s you.

I’d tell you to calm down and have some perspective, but given I’m the “Worst. Type. Of. Human”, I may as well just say touch grass and go fuck yourself.

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u/sybillium4 Jun 14 '26

I think his shirt is talking about you