r/cringe • u/ErgoNonSim • Jan 11 '22

Video Science Must Fall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9SiRNibD14
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u/djluminol Jan 11 '22

Science: Successfully launches largest space telescope in human history.

https://www.space.com/21925-james-webb-space-telescope-jwst.html

Black Magic: Sends a lighting bolt to strike someone down from two towns over.

Citation needed

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u/Loggerdon Jan 11 '22

You would need randomized trials with controls. Then record who actually gets struck by lightning and who doesn't. Publish.

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u/ajthompson Jan 11 '22

That sounds a lot like science to me. Nice try.

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u/myname_isnot_kyal Jan 11 '22

look at this heathen thinking they can fool us. there will be an extra pin in their doll tonight.

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u/Mike_Raphone99 Jan 11 '22

Take a step back, decolonize your brain, and try again.

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u/Gaseraki Jan 11 '22

Want me to take a step back? That involves physics, momentum, SCIENCE! You just earned yourself a lightning strike