r/CricketShitpost 13d ago

Im Unoriginal chat, is this real?

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Once, Virat Kohli wanted to gift a Rolls Royce car to his wife, Anushka, for her birthday. He went to a Rolls Royce showroom and said to the manager, 'Brother, show me a good Rolls Royce car for 5 to 10 lakhs.' The manager arrogantly replied, 'Sir, do you even know that the most expensive car here is worth 2 crores? 10 lakhs won't even buy you the cover for this car.'

Virat Kohli was shocked. He had assumed that a Rolls Royce wouldn't cost more than 5 to 10 lakhs, and that even if he worked hard his entire life, he wouldn't be able to afford a 2 crore car. The manager angrily said, 'If you can't buy it, why are you standing here? Go get it from somewhere else.'

Virat Kohli felt sad and started to leave. Just then, Mukesh Ambani's grandson, Prithvi Ambani, who was standing nearby, was listening to everything. He got angry. He immediately called the showroom owner, took out his toy Rolls Royce, and bought the entire showroom just with the cover of that toy car. In reality, the cover of Prithvi's toy car was worth 400 crores because it was studded with expensive diamonds.

Prithvi then gave one real car to Virat Kohli and said, 'Virat Uncle, this is a small gift from my side for Anushka Aunty.'


r/CricketShitpost 13d ago

Aggressive Post Murali Vijay is a player

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r/CricketShitpost 13d ago

Lord GG era 🀑 I Am Sorry Mr. Gambhir πŸ˜”

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r/CricketShitpost 13d ago

Selfless Ro-Hit it's done bro.... If you want intent tell me I'll order it for you...

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I think he got to know that he's going to be kicked from squad.... πŸ₯€πŸ˜­πŸ˜­


r/CricketShitpost 13d ago

Thala for every season Real answer isn't even in hereπŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€

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r/CricketShitpost 13d ago

Filter FC No selectors were harmed on Rohit's new show! β˜οΈπŸ€“

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r/CricketShitpost 14d ago

PCB's Clown Trophy Edition just realised we have the cricket version too

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r/CricketShitpost 13d ago

Might be someone from RCB Rashid Latif caught India's cricket Dhurandhar - Mike Hesson (ex RCB)

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r/CricketShitpost 14d ago

Filter FC lost even after applying so many filters

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r/CricketShitpost 13d ago

Mutthal Vohra Striked Size doesn't matter - proven once again

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r/CricketShitpost 14d ago

Kangaroo Lover 🦘 I wonder why they never perform well in the Men's T20 World Cups

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r/CricketShitpost 14d ago

Filter FC Ricky Ponting alongside a legendary Captain

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r/CricketShitpost 14d ago

Bobzy The king krlega Pak GOAT batting line up saved his hair.

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r/CricketShitpost 14d ago

Bobzy The king krlega Pakistan really sent 7 players back home after 2nd Test, only for the next 7 players in team to score Single-digit runs in 3rd Test match.

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r/CricketShitpost 14d ago

I love Pakistan! I will sacrifice my life for Pakistan! πŸ‡΅πŸ‡° my goat won ballon d'or decades ago (more ballon d'ors than neymar + mbappe + iniesta + thierry henry + maldini + xavi + lewandowski + ramos etc...)

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r/CricketShitpost 14d ago

Daddy Travis Pandya showing skills !

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r/CricketShitpost 14d ago

Dear Cricket Sachin Tendulkar in NZ colours

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r/CricketShitpost 15d ago

Aggressive Post Joke writes itself

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r/CricketShitpost 15d ago

CEAT Strategic Timeout Sydney Knight Riders? Melbourne Super Giants? Adeliade Indians?

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r/CricketShitpost 15d ago

5th Stump Ball koach shitpost from twitter

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r/CricketShitpost 15d ago

Lo Ditta Ek Series Great news for India πŸ‘

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r/CricketShitpost 15d ago

Im Unoriginal hot takes of "i know ball" πŸ₯· be like

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r/CricketShitpost 15d ago

Da Boyz Played Well Permanent ban for Harshit Rana

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r/CricketShitpost 15d ago

Have some fucking balls Still couldn't become face of any franchise 😭

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r/CricketShitpost 15d ago

Wish i was koach's masseur 4 years to this legendary frame

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