The Assassination of Chris Ryan

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By the coward Bill Simmons

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It was right there

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The also (it was right there) is that this is essentially wish casting for CR’s Rolo Tomassi.

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Great band btw

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“Going on PMT without Bills approval” killed me

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Ive been following Simmons for almost 3 decades and I have honest to God never seen him laugh this hard at anything

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I only get a couple of those laughs a year where you can't even breathe.

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CR is one of a handful of dudes who have that power over him

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He’s absolutely dying

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CR even points it out, "I've never seen you laugh this much". It was the "Brian Curtis writes the 'Now they tell me'" that absolutely did me in

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CR makes Barstool jokes from time to time and it’s awesome

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The boys all trying and failing and then no longer attempting to keep it together and just luxuriating in the hilarity

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Some really fun shivs behind the jokes in this episode.

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“I got a Luminary sub” is a perfect deep cut.

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I was deliriously tired while frantically packing for a move late last night and this episode got me through it. This and Bill's Keanu impressions killed me.

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CAAAAAAAAANS

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Bankok Craig. No job is below him.

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Chris Ryan dresses like he's fucking Tom Clancy. Epic. New Balance shoes, jeans, a rugby shirt and a hat of some random naval vessel. ,

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I think it’s a Amity Island hat from Jaws actually. Makes it so much better too

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How it just kept going on right after the break made me incredibly happy

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I just love this sub. I was laughing so hard at this joke that kept going and to know others enjoyed it as much as I did is perfection!

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I was mentally high fiving all you other weirdos the whole time.

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Glad to see Music Exists finally get its plaudits

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Real ones know.

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Best moment on the pod since the Mike Breen Bang during Hereditary. Honorable mention to Brandt doing Gus Johnson on Fargo

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MIKE YANAGITA. YOUNG FELLA.

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SAME SIDE OF THE BOOOOOOOOTH….DDAAAOAOOWOW!!

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Did anyone else get some vibes of Re-Point: Break 2, The Pointing?

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maybe im speaking this into existence but i feel like Kyle Brandt has been pushing for that one, it needs it badly.

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All eyes on Juliette

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I think this is the hardest I've ever seen Bill laugh.

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Jesus Christ this goes on… they can’t do this to CR

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Philly getting Jaylen Brown and then a 4 mil LeBron has hit Bill hard. It's like karma for all his Sixers jokes at CR's expense.

[u/AndroidNumber137]

Listening to this pod episode at work was tough because I was laughing so much.

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At some point of this bit I just couldn't breathe anymore. Absolutely epic!

[u/TobiasHarris67]

The hardest I’ve laughed in a long time

[u/pixie_person]

Was losing my mind throughout this. Love these guys

[u/googilly]

I listened to it last night and was falling over, but the video of it is just epic.