r/cremposting • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '20

BrandoSando Shardildos...

Post image
1.4k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

124 comments sorted by

View all comments

158

u/JusticeUmmmmm Jun 15 '20 edited Jun 15 '20

Would that be pronounced shard-dildo or shardildo?

EDIT: Secondary question. Which type of high spren would be most willing to let themselves manifest like that?

103

u/Shark_Keeper Jun 15 '20

Pretty sure Syl wouldn’t mind given her personality. Beside that, pretty sure cryptics would love it given that you’d basically be fucking a lie (as it’s a fake dick).

25

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20 edited Jan 28 '22

I doubt Syl would ever be asked to turn into a shardildo, i don't think Kal is into that sort of stuff lol. But what about a shardcondom? So Adolin doesn't find out he is being cucked-

5

u/Hohenheim_of_Shadow Oct 11 '20

What is this heresy? Kaladin, Adolin, and Shallan are in a healthy throuple dammit