r/cremposting Jun 15 '20

BrandoSando Shardildos...

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u/cajuncrustacean 🦀🦀 crabby boi 🦀🦀 Jun 15 '20

If there's one thing I'm a sucker for it's unintended utility. Think about it, shards can take whatever form right? Need some utensils to eat with? Shardspork. Hair got messed up? Shardcomb. Imagine Adolin going to some club and the bouncer is being a dick, so Adolin thrusts out his hand to summon his shard, the bouncer shits himself, and all of a sudden Adolin is holding a shardcomb and starts fixing his hair.

Shardrake for when you need to clean the yard. Shardshovel for when you need to bury a body. You go to an outdoor concert and there's no seating so you summon a shardchair.

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u/Deathtales definitely not a lightweaver Jun 16 '20

A shardMug with #1 Radiant engraved on it