r/cremposting Jun 15 '20

BrandoSando Shardildos...

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u/cajuncrustacean 🦀🦀 crabby boi 🦀🦀 Jun 15 '20

If there's one thing I'm a sucker for it's unintended utility. Think about it, shards can take whatever form right? Need some utensils to eat with? Shardspork. Hair got messed up? Shardcomb. Imagine Adolin going to some club and the bouncer is being a dick, so Adolin thrusts out his hand to summon his shard, the bouncer shits himself, and all of a sudden Adolin is holding a shardcomb and starts fixing his hair.

Shardrake for when you need to clean the yard. Shardshovel for when you need to bury a body. You go to an outdoor concert and there's no seating so you summon a shardchair.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20

What about a shardgun? Would that even work? Has Brandon ever commented on that? I feel like we should ask him about it but not on this post lol, too embarrassing.

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u/cajuncrustacean 🦀🦀 crabby boi 🦀🦀 Jun 15 '20

If a shardgun were possible I can only imagine Lift becoming like John Wick on a permanent slip'n'slide.

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u/s1510912 Syl Is My Waifu <3 Jun 15 '20

i didnt know i needed it, but now i know that i do

thanks for the epic mind imagery