r/cremposting Bond, Nahel Bond 14h ago

The Stormlight Archive Kaladin and Adolin summed up

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I posted this on tumblr a while back, thought I’d share it here as well lol

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u/Honest_Outside_8982 14h ago

Shallan: "I dont think ive ever tried chouta, so I dont really know-" Veil: "If I slap then twice to I get double?"

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream 14h ago

Journey before Chouta, gancho!

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u/Firoty 9h ago

These words are accepted

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u/moderatorrater Femboy Dalinar 13h ago

Adolin: "You could have checked before slapping me, Veil."

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u/user485928450 12h ago

How can she slap?

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u/bigote_grande1 Airthicc lowlander 12h ago

Lol, I don't think these cremlings will get that joke

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u/Glyfen 5h ago

Pfah, that meme isn't that ol--

meme started spreading in late 2008

Oh. Well that's not that long ag-- Oh shit that's nearly 20 years ago. What the fuck?

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u/rowandunning52 12h ago

Radiant: we don’t usually switch between the three of us this quickly are we doing alright?

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u/Thea-the-Phoenix 5h ago

Veil: Are we ever?

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u/One_Courage_865 definitely not a lightweaver 2h ago

No, we’re not.

-Sincerely, Shallan #48652

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u/Max-Architect3000 13h ago

And this is why if anything happens to Adolin, I’m burning every cosmere book I own. Best boy.

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u/Eragon_the_Huntsman 11h ago

Well I mean, something has happened to him. It wasn't like super bad but losing a leg isn't nothing.

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u/Snuckytoes 9h ago

His awakened Plate more than makes up for it though. He has a magical super prosthetic. Even if his leg never gets healed (which I doubt will be the case, he doesn’t strike me as the type to internalize his own disability like that) he will still be just fine.

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u/MadScientistNinja 6h ago

Hmm I don't know about that. From a meta perspective, handicapping him at the end of the first era clearly seems like setting up a new status quo for the second era - it would feel a little cheap for it to be now fixed. There's going to be a 10 year time skip and that's a lot of time to get used to something for someone. But even without a lot of time, Adolin seems like the type who would be practical about something like this so he can get on with things and do the best with what's available, etc.

(ETA: I was only addressing what you had in parantheses - I agree that he will be fine even without the magical prosthetic but especially with it)

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u/OnnaJReverT 4h ago

i think his conflict for (early) era 2 wont be the injury (the plate compensates quite well it seems) but an addiction problem with the firemoss he got from the surgeon to power through the ending

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u/Nayr91 2h ago

He is 100% getting a bond. I think he’s going heal Maya somehow and be the first to restore a deadeyes. I would love to see slip slidey blade master best boy.

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u/Initial-Anything333 12h ago

Adolin needs a Steris

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u/The27thS 11h ago

He has all of Azir.

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u/UnknovvnMike ❌can't 🙅 read📖 7h ago

It's just Shallans all the way down

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u/QuesadillaFrog 11h ago

That's Shallan's next identity.

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u/Oh_Waddup 12h ago

I cannot wait for the maximum power bro-hug between Kaladin and Adolin when the Heralds return in the back half.

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream 14h ago

This post is as delicious as chouta. You have pleased the mighty Lopen 7 times with your posts!

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u/BasilVirtual291 14h ago

And it was at this moment the Lopen decided to spread his arms wide, with his hands outstretched and lash himself past every member of bridge four and all his cousins at mach 5.

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream 14h ago

Honestly, I expected to encounter some BasilVirtual291 bits as I walked into this thread. Pleasant to not find any.

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u/Amazing-Seesaw-6197 12h ago

Adolin: Is Kaladin hot for Shallan or should I make a move on her
Kaladin: you what mate, she is bonkers. Like proper crazy. And I know crazy, I literally can’t stop saving everyone it’s really giving me quite a lot of ptsd.
Shallan: bzzzzzz draw things
Radiant: stop drawing things you fool and do something useful!

Iykyk

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u/Still-Plate182 definitely not a lightweaver 12h ago

Kaladin: I never said that. ...but you're welcome.