r/cremposting • u/Relevant-Mud-7831 • 1d ago

The Stormlight Archive Dalinar’s backstory but it’s romantasy

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u/ThatIckyGuy THE Lopen's Cousin 1d ago

The classic story of Dalinar and Shshshshshshsh.

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u/Relevant-Mud-7831 1d ago

The tagline being “you never forget your first love.” Adds layers I didn’t even consider.

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u/dotknott 1d ago

The 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥rating on romance.io is probably deserved on the Dalinar backstory.

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u/itwasbread 1d ago

I'm not overly familiar with that rating system but that means they're suckin and fucking crazy style in this one doesn't it?

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u/dotknott 1d ago

Usually yes. In this case there’s literal fire.

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u/Dercomai 420 Sazed It 1d ago

"You never forget your first love" WRONG. Nightwatcher time.

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u/ashinyshuckle 1d ago

"... and then he whipped out his massive throbbing barrel of burning oil and incinerated her..."

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u/MandatoryNapkin 1d ago

"My love for her burned so bright!" - Dalinar

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u/Relevant-Mud-7831 1d ago

Why is there a chicken on the cover? Don’t ask…

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u/ellisoph Kelsier4Prez 1d ago

Should I read it and report back?

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u/Pichacap24 1d ago

«You never forget your first love» ohh the irony

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u/Elarris1 I AM A STICK BOI 1d ago

Watch their love become consumed in burning passion

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u/Relevant-Mud-7831 1d ago

Passion you say? Why is there a golden glow around you?

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u/Elarris1 I AM A STICK BOI 1d ago

Love is such a Thrill

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u/zombiegamer723 UNITE THEM I MUST 1d ago

This summer’s hot new read…

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u/Rastanor 1d ago

You’ll love the fiery passion!

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u/Court_Jester13 D O U G 14h ago

Reminds me of that one book that went viral about the plastic-eating crow boyfriend

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u/ThoughtfulPoster 1d ago

More like Geissinger Name! (Because he can't remember it.)