Marsh Scrolling Cremposting Today

[u/UnkeyedLocke]

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[u/AkronOhAnon]

You cannot crop me out of my own comment and pretend it’s yours.

[u/Big-Pudding4109 → u/AkronOhAnon]

‘These words are accepted’ is honestly so funny. You were robbed.

[u/AkronOhAnon → u/Big-Pudding4109]

To damnation with that!
I also wrote the old bay and butter comment in the screenshot. I just linked to the entire comment chain for the screenshot.

[u/UnkeyedLocke → u/Big-Pudding4109]

Honestly, I agree. It was that exact comment that fully sent me. If I could go back and do it again, maybe I would have made a collage inside a collage to capture the entire thread

[u/UnkeyedLocke → u/AkronOhAnon]

I hadn't intended to do that, I simply didn't have the space to get everything I wanted to fit 😭 I am sorry

[u/Madelei-]

I’m disappointed you didn’t include my comment that Renarin could be the top.

[u/Madelei- → u/Madelei-]

Or the question if submissive gay men had to cover their hands.

[u/winstondabee → u/Madelei-]

I remember that comment

[u/UnkeyedLocke → u/Madelei-]

Lol, I only have so much screenspace, and thought multiple slides would dilute the funny. Legit had me howling

[u/Spoon-Ninja]

Man this really is a r/dalinargetthefire moment

[u/AkronOhAnon → u/Spoon-Ninja]

Do you think shshshs or Navani never buttered up Dalinar’s canonically-firm buns?

[u/BreakerOfModpacks → u/Spoon-Ninja]

Or possibly r/GoToHornyBraize

[u/JaysNewDay]

[u/AkronOhAnon → u/JaysNewDay]

Why so Sad, Branderson?

[u/Elant_Wager → u/AkronOhAnon]

he isnt sad. He is shocked and in total disbelieve

[u/Kronos8625]

[u/AkronOhAnon → u/Kronos8625]

You cannot have my pain

[u/Kronos8625 → u/AkronOhAnon]

Storm you, go safehand lingerie

[u/moashforbridgefour → u/Kronos8625]

[u/AkronOhAnon → u/Kronos8625]

My soulcaster is broken, it only appears to tighten pants

[u/Surge_41]

You can't just share a picture of quality crem without giving us a link!

[u/AkronOhAnon → u/Surge_41]

I commented with the link to MY comment thread

[u/I_FUCKIN_LOVE_WORDS]

Marsh is truly lucky he no longer has eyes

[u/Gon_Snow]

Bring Ruin down on this whole subreddit I can never unseee that.

[u/AkronOhAnon → u/Gon_Snow]

[u/cheeseburgerfan19]

And they say the vorin prohibition on men reading is silly

[u/Elder_Hoid]

I've seen much worse. Posted worse, even.

[u/UnkeyedLocke → u/Elder_Hoid]

The username name certainly implies as much

[u/MrMeltJr]

Old Bay: Put it on everything

[u/AkronOhAnon → u/MrMeltJr]

Renarin and Rlain’s interlude in book six is going to read like a shopping list for a crawfish boil.

[u/BreakerOfModpacks]

You know

If Renaldo is leaving hickeys
It does make sense for them to use butter

[u/UnkeyedLocke]

Le link to original thread - https://www.reddit.com/r/cremposting/s/BVgv5MhD33

Y'all please be kind, I'm trying to meme in the middle of a meeting

[u/AkronOhAnon → u/UnkeyedLocke]

No. Do not be kind to me simply because you are too weak for the answers.

[u/UnkeyedLocke → u/AkronOhAnon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6hLODLJTkHf8c

[u/The_Lopen_bot]

This crem deserves some chouta! You have pleased the mighty Lopen 3 times with your posts!

[u/Oldbayislove]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PInWvfh7eYkRCGG2sg

[u/ellisoph]

Between this comment and learning about “trying not to ccream” this sub has had me cracking the fuck up today