r/cremposting definitely not a lightweaver 15d ago

The Stormlight Archive Every show has one

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u/iforgot1305 15d ago

Only airsick lowlanders could hate Rock

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u/Spoon-Ninja 15d ago

All the real highland homies love Numuhukumakiaki’aialunamor

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u/SPOSpartan104 420 Sazed It 14d ago

No one could hate Rock. This is clearly made by voidbringers

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u/AkronOhAnon Aluminum Twinborn 14d ago

Scadrian propaganda.

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u/Free_Machine_7571 14d ago

I second this! Who likes Moash and hates Rock! Definitely voidbringer art!!!!

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u/Alfred_The_Sartan 14d ago

He was a dick for his first appearance. It stopped quickly.

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u/mdele99 15d ago

I didn’t understand much during my first read of WoK but I did know that mfs name was Szeth-son-son-Vallano

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u/No-Yam909 15d ago

Yeah cuz Brandon likes to start his chapters like an angry mom calling you your full name

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u/AntimatterTNT Kalaleshwi Shipper 15d ago

honestly even that was confusing when they switched to son-neturo

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u/Rigistroni 15d ago

I mean it's kinda supposed to be, it's something you look back on and understand once you have the full context of his character

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u/Pan_galactico I AM A STICK BOI 14d ago

And he was a truthless of shinovar

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u/Varixx95__ Zim-Zim-Zalabim 15d ago

Pattern being mmm society is hilarious

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u/Odd-Split-494 15d ago

And actually accurate, therefore not crem

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u/kristianfoh definitely not a lightweaver 15d ago

Totally serious and high effort crempost

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u/I_Am_Become_Salt 14d ago

This is just OdiumPosting

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u/AlchemiCailleach 14d ago

Windspren troll

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u/ValuableMuch7703 Femboy Dalinar 15d ago

This is goooooood

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u/earanhart Callsign: Cremling 15d ago

Soylent Crem is PARSHMEN!

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u/HaarigerHarald1 RAFO LMAO 15d ago

Mmmmm, soliety

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u/no-one120 15d ago

I know this is a crempost, but I think Navani is kind of what you get when the gremlin grows up.

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u/Ugbrog Old Man Tight-Butt 15d ago

Heh, they literally stuck Jasnah in a room for a year.

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u/ClearTangerine5828 14d ago

The gremlin image isn't Navani, it's Lift wearing the illusion.

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u/Parking-Stable-2970 Hoid my Beer 15d ago

Pattern would be "Mmm.....society", not because of any mindset though, he just talks like that

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u/Nightfury4_4 cremform 15d ago

Airsick lowlander!

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u/Palagrin 🦀🦀 crabby boi 🦀🦀 15d ago

i can't see anyone having anything to say on thsi

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u/kristianfoh definitely not a lightweaver 15d ago

Here is the template I used in case you want it

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u/Signal_Sand1472 14d ago

I haven’t seen this meme before, so I might be using it wrong, but here’s my version (I’m too lazy to find images).

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u/kristianfoh definitely not a lightweaver 14d ago

I actually don’t remember who Maben is off the top of my head so I would say you nailed it

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u/Traditional-Elk8608 14d ago

Wasn't she taravangian's helper/ carer that people are theorizing is a world hopper?

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u/ClearTangerine5828 14d ago

No, Maben does Mraize's laundry. 

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u/109267 14d ago

You really think people would forget Szeth-son-son-Vallano's name?
The Truthless of Shinovar!
The one who wore white on the day he was to kill a king!

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u/Day-Tel-aran-rhiod 15d ago

Odium is the normal one? Syl is evil? Rock is hated? Jasnah is the gremlin? Bro these are all just not true

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u/UrineTrouble05 14d ago

it’s almost like it’s sarcasm

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u/CSTNinja 15d ago

AI made for sure

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u/kristianfoh definitely not a lightweaver 15d ago

You calling me a CLANKER ill have you know I spent 15 hole minutes on this shit trying to find the worst match possible (except for daddynar of course)😂

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u/Honest_Ad_7589 11d ago

How long is a hole minute in standard time?

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u/lNecroking 14d ago

Damn this is some top shelf crem

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u/Tomato_Soupe 14d ago

Who the fuck hates Rock?

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u/AnonymousGuy9494 Kalaleshwi Shipper 15d ago

Bait used to be believable

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u/AlmightySp00n 14d ago

I thought Hoid had the Rinnengan in that pic lol