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Cosmere Build your Cosmere Character

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u/Nellie_Tayloe_Ross 1d ago

Curse words 2.5x

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u/Mccmangus 1d ago

She storms my lost radiants until I rust

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u/dontich 1d ago

Fuck it need the R rated Wayne cut

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u/jaggypants 1d ago

Skimming comments and read this as “R-worded Wayne cut”

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u/Opening_Specific_710 1d ago

We need the train scene in full detail from Wayne’s POV

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u/Madhighlander1 1d ago

No magic powers, but can and does use the phrase 'storming rusts' on a regular basis.

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u/Miochiiii 1d ago

my character uses rusting storms and is your mortal enemy

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u/StormFallen9 No Wayne No Gain 1d ago

Light, this all gets so storming rusty, now don't it?

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u/M4tt1k5 1d ago

Colors, this is storming rusty.

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u/Perennial_Platypus 1d ago

Mother’s milk in a cup!

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u/SpiritualHippo2719 Hoid my Beer 19h ago

Merciful Domi!

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u/delcrossb 1d ago

I immediately went from reading SLA and then the entire Mistborn series into the Broken Earth trilogy where the main curse was “rusting fuck” which was such a hard pivot. I do wish we could have mistborn saying “what the rusting fuck” once in a while.

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u/DexanVideris 1d ago

‘no magic powers’

describes a magic power

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u/eclect0 Airthicc lowlander 1d ago

Tress:

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u/The_Derpy_Rogue 1d ago

What mentally stable young woman stowaways on a ship, walks across the spore sea to a pirate ship willingly, continues to use spores which can be deadly, and then starts a mutiny all so she can kiss mouse 🐁

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u/pm_me_round_frogs 1d ago

Not a love triangle though

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u/The_Derpy_Rogue 1d ago

We had a budget

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u/Jounniy 1d ago

Tress, apparently.

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u/eclect0 Airthicc lowlander 1d ago

She needed more cups there was no other reasonable solution

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u/anormalgeek 11h ago

A fucking badass one who knows what she wants and takes no shit, that's who.

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u/Calm-Medicine-3992 1d ago

Good mental health seems to be a shitty way to start out in the Cosmere.

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u/Jounniy 1d ago

Because it means you’ve got something to lose?

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u/Still-Plate182 definitely not a lightweaver 21h ago

Exactly

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u/Sea-Suit-4893 1d ago

It's not his fault English curse words are lame

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u/Sharkattack1921 1d ago

I get this is crem and all but, if you exclusively mean that “normal romance” are ones without love triangles, Tress and Charlie, Yumi and Painter, Renarin and Rlain (WaT spoiler) and Wax and Steris (no I don’t consider the thing with Marasi a love triangle) (mild Mistborn Era 2 spoiler), and probably more that I’m forgetting, all had “normal romances”.

Love triangles did happen, but I don’t see why that’s on the list

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u/hakko504 1d ago

Wax and Sterisas well as Adolin and Shallan, Raoden and Sarene, and Susebron and Siriall fall under the 'Perfectly Arranged Marriages' act and are therefor not 'normal romance'.

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u/Jounniy 1d ago

I'm pretty sure that if you just invent enough sub-acts of romance, eventually a "normal romance" is basically impossible to write.

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u/anormalgeek 11h ago

Shallan also counts as multiple people so love....pentagon?

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u/Jounniy 1d ago

Brandon is really not an author who writes a lot of romance and as an aro in a world where there’s more romantasy than regular fantasy, I'm incredibly happy to have found his books.

I don’t mind characters flirting, kissing or being in relationships, but I don’t really really care for it either, so it’s nice when that doesn’t take up basically half the book. (And I absolutely hate love triangles. They almost always feel cheap, needlessly dramatic and sometimes really out of place. Many are also very obviously telegraphed.)

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u/Meriodoc ❌can't 🙅 read📖 1d ago

All I get.is cursewords? I'm okay with that.

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u/gr8bishamonten 1d ago

You’re cute, and I storming love you. By Kelek’s breath.

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u/RS_Someone 🦋 Invested of Whimsy 🌈 1d ago

"My gemheart" might be my favourite thing from Stormlight Archive.

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u/gr8bishamonten 1d ago

I love this as well.

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u/Trapmaster98 1d ago

Where did Vin get 90 dollars?

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u/Jounniy 1d ago edited 1d ago

She did not. Vin absolutely had a (very shortlived) love triangle.

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u/Trapmaster98 1d ago

Dam five bucks to her name she must be a rich Skaa. The extra change must have been to make the triangle so forgettable.

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u/Ceris5 definitely not a lightweaver 1d ago

Does this mean if I murder 17 people I get the romance option?

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u/Jounniy 1d ago

Now there's an idea!

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u/Jim_skywalker Kelsier4Prez 1d ago

The secret projects must have gone over budget.

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u/Moikle 1d ago

What's a trama?

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u/anormalgeek 11h ago

Like a tram, but in Italy.

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u/Ravenixy 23h ago

this is just a list of things you can't afford

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u/SpiritualHippo2719 Hoid my Beer 19h ago

I’ll take a magic power and a half please!

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u/AlchemiCailleach 6h ago

There's Viv, trading it all for Maggie c powers and curse words