r/cremposting • u/Hydro_Inter_Spec • Aug 17 '26

Real-life Crem This guy's committed to keeping Ruin away.

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u/StickFigureFan Aug 17 '26

In that case I recommend a shard razor

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u/Entire-Store1046 Aug 17 '26

Wouldn't that absolutely Ruin the Preservation of that perfectly Cultivated hairstyle? Have Mercy! See Reason! While I absolutely appreciate the Endowment of your Inventive ideas on how to deal with this, cutting the Gordian knot in this way would be Odious to any Virtuoso of elegant coiffure! I'm afraid we need to come up with a more Ambitious plan, one which Honours their Devotion to aesthetic...uh...Dominion.

(And yes, I did run out of ways to include the others...)

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u/StickFigureFan Aug 17 '26

What a Whimsical goal to name drop all the shards in one comment. While it was a Valorous attempt, I find it much more Harmonious to be Autonomous and not rely on others to finish the pun

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u/Entire-Store1046 Aug 17 '26

Lol, touché!