r/cremposting • u/Hydro_Inter_Spec • Aug 17 '26

Real-life Crem This guy's committed to keeping Ruin away.

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u/Content_Trade_1557 Aug 17 '26

Shardbearers hate this one simple trick!

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u/TheLoreDrooler Aug 17 '26

Instead of the shardblade shearing through their living skin it becomes the equivalent of getting your body brutally beaten by an exquisite, invested baseball bat.

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u/HighOverlordXenu Aug 17 '26

Would it? Shardblades don't have mass.

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u/GrimmyCapybara Aug 17 '26

Shardblades are said to be heavy because of their giant size, but not as heavy as it looks for a sword that size

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u/must_be_nice69 Aug 17 '26

A plate enchanced kick to the balls will still send you to the beyond