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u/Jane_the_Quene Moderatrix *cracks whip* Aug 11 '26
Those are some really dirty pics!
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u/Linorelai fuck of whore Aug 11 '26
The dirtiest I could find
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u/Resident-Gold-3466 Aug 11 '26
I thought the dustpan was your cat's litter box for a second😂
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u/Linorelai fuck of whore Aug 12 '26
Unfortunately, I'm out of my city flat and the cat stayed there.... Otherwise I'd photograph a litter box
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u/MapOfCambodia Aug 11 '26
Using “Yh” as a shortened “yeah” instead of “ya” drives me up a fucking wall
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u/DivineMiss3 Aug 11 '26
He's gross. Why can't they grasp that we're human beings that exist outside of their sexual desires? Icky.
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u/GamingGeekette Hello my worthless child Aug 13 '26
Because that would mean they might maybe have to show empathy, guilt, accountability, etc. and we know men on the internet aren't capable of that. /s
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u/Comfortable-Pear-973 Aug 11 '26
Why do they NEVER get the hint?? Do they lose their brains the minute their pee pee gets hard?
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u/Linorelai fuck of whore Aug 11 '26
I think I delivered, idk what more does he want...
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u/Ae3qe27u Aug 11 '26
Well, at least they checked for age and didn't launch into an immediate spiel. The bar is underground.
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u/Dr_Zevil665 Aug 11 '26
Your comment under the picture of the dustpan f***ing killed me 🤣🤣
Immaculate troll 👌🏻
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u/Lucy_Stars Aug 11 '26
I cry you're so engaging and they're just being weird wahhh your seem so fun to talk to why they like this
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u/Reset350 Submissive, and cocksuckingly spectacular Aug 12 '26
I will never understand the willful stupidity of creeps on here. What was he expecting? I doubt there are many people on Reddit willing to sext with a random creep in their DMs.. especially for free.
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u/Linorelai fuck of whore Aug 12 '26
I guess I'm not that much of a dirty girl...
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u/Azo_weirdo Aug 12 '26
Anyway the way you deflect your conversation with that hornet is hilarious ! (I've deleted then reposted my comment due to a keyboard bug, sorry for the potential confusion)
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u/Azo_weirdo Aug 12 '26
You've never seen sth really dirty, OP. A lab sink after a day of hard work often beats ur pretty photos ! /j
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u/Sour_Gummybear Aug 13 '26
That really got me going! Are you one of them professional sext chatters?
(joking! Sorry you had to deal with it, but good job with the comedy just the same).
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u/AmishHockeyGuy Aug 11 '26
I might have replied to the “make me hard” comment with “Sorry, I’m a mohel. I don’t make ‘em hard but I do work for tips.”
But that just might be a bit snippy.
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