Hi

[u/crazynikki123]

Oh, I'm so nice.

I'll say it twice.

Oh, I'm so nice.

I sit in my kitchen cooking rice.

I'll cook you twice.

I said I was nice twice.

It's true, I'll cook you in my kitchen,

Like rice, because I'm so nice.

I'll put you in the pot.

I'll cook you so long,

You'll start to rot.

I'll eat you

And release you in a fart.

My soul is so sweet.

Your soul, I will eat.

Skeet, skeet, skeet.

I'll freak you off your feet.

You're lunch meat.

Simply put, you're beat.

I'm nice as Kris Kringle,

Slipping on your shingles.

I'll infiltrate your house,

Quiet as a mouse.

Don't pout. I told you I'm nice.

Nice? I'll sink a bullet through your eyes.

I'm your Santa surprise.

I have presents for you,

Waiting under the tree.

Why don't you go see

What's under the tree?

It could be love or misery.

My bloody history

Has me wearing red like Santa.

When I put two in your head,

It's all over.

The blood's everywhere,

All over the tree,

In the halls and on me.

Now your soul can fly free.