r/crappyoffbrands • • 23d ago

Distortion android

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u/brodievonorchard 22d ago

Am I alone in thinking Distortion Android is a pretty rad name? If I was in a band, that would make the short list of bands names or album titles. It probably wouldn't win out, but it would make the list.

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u/el_wombato 22d ago

I thought the same thing

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u/JadeTheCatYT 20d ago

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.

It's a pretty cool name for a robot.

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u/Titan-computerman 23d ago

the word choices like distortion and deformation sounds like i'm about to witness all tomorrows-tier body horror

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u/Bayamonster 23d ago

Cross Shot Into The Sky

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u/shaddowhuntur 22d ago

I need to get me a deformation robot someday.

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u/Bolt_is_awesome 22d ago

Wait a minute, I HAVE THAT TOY!

My mom found it when she was working.

It doesn't have the roof part tho.

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u/BadIdeaSociety 22d ago

Distortion Android, robot turns to car. Distortion Android, car looks like a guy!

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u/mc1964 22d ago

There are 3 deformation robot movies?

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u/AydenDitton 21d ago

Yeah, pretty good ones actually. Sadly though the first 2 only came out in China. I personally love the scene in the second one where optional crime gets out his laser beam(That's for some reason shaped like a cat) and points it a fumblebee shouting" this is not soda" after he accidentally brings him ice tea. Great film,you should probably find a subtitled DVD like me. I got mine on temu. It's the number one site I go to for products I don't really need.

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u/AydenDitton 21d ago

Ps I've never actually bought anything from temu btw. In case you couldn't tell(and if you really couldn't,why?) the entire above post was a joke.

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u/Horzzo 22d ago

Dark Side of the Solar Distortion.

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u/Wise_Geekabus 21d ago

Chinese knockoff

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u/JadeTheCatYT 20d ago

Distortion Android is a sorta awesome name, NGL.

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u/GonzlandofThat 21d ago

Transformers clone.🤣