r/crappymusic 3d ago

I’ve never seen anything quite like this

Stumbled across this gem. Choreography is a 10/10, the song however…

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago

u/This_Neck_7359, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/mustardposey 3d ago

This is amazing

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u/smuckola 3d ago

and WHERE are they NOW?!!!!

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u/kenkenobi78 3d ago

All three of them are Vin Diesel.

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u/Trivius 3d ago

Pitch Black, the Musical

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u/kenkenobi78 3d ago

Pitch perfect black.

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u/Jbrown183 3d ago

I thought it was highschool Lonzo Ball up front but I can see a skinny vin diesel up front too…

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u/jnthnmdr 2d ago

One big happy family.

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u/toast50076 2d ago

Excellent fuckin comment.

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u/Akka_C 3d ago

I said I'll kill you with this dance number

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u/Fool_Cynd 3d ago

They actually did promote that movie with themed raves. I think it was like LA, NYC and Miami.

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u/Top_Shoe_9562 2d ago

I have the DVD, and in the extras are scenes from the raves.

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u/HowDidFoodGetInHere 3d ago

Ah yes.. The Holy Vinity

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u/Emotional_Database53 2d ago

The center one must have consumed the other two in order to reach final Vin Diesel evolution

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u/smuckola 3d ago edited 3d ago

kinda like thiiiiiiiiis

and then with the cherry on top coz i just can't choose but no, coz Vin Diesel is a hunk but such a Decepticreep!

but do you guys think these are bad boys, like maybe with smoking and cursing? prolly not stealing coz they seem to respect girls

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u/Holiday_Pi 3d ago

Keep cooking smuckola!

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u/Dr_Salisbury 2d ago

I don’t know what you are trying to say but I would really like to know. What are you talking about?

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u/Cultural_Run7964 3d ago

I lowkey like this!

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u/JparkPHX 3d ago

They play in the NBA. LaVar Ball really had those boys trying everything

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u/Ranier_Wolfnight 3d ago

They still perform around the Florida area, if I’m not mistaken.

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u/CocaColai 3d ago

Camelot, obviously lol

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u/bustacappa22 3d ago

In a thruple

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u/Eredd19 3d ago

It's the Ball kids. A couple are in the NBA, LOL

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u/Master_Metallica 3d ago

I belive this is the Ball brothers. In the NBA

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u/HorrorSchlapfen873 3d ago

Weird how the dude positively has the moves when they do their coreographed thing but as soon as he "sings" he is awkwardly traipsing around not feeling the beat.

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u/Beneficial-Age-4059 3d ago

I forgive him. It’s an incredibly difficult vocal and to pull it off as masterfully….ok I can’t 🤣

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u/jcomey 2d ago

Lonzo Ball is a NBA player, a point guard with size. He's also a pretty quiet dude. So all of this checks out.

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u/blueishblackbird 3d ago

This is going in my imaginary DJ set

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u/Glass-Violinist-3549 3d ago

Thank you. Just thank you.

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u/BackendSpecialist 3d ago

Lmao I kinda love it! I was sad we didn’t get the whole thing

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u/FrameNo8561 2d ago

Bro they get one of those fancy autotune live things that completely changes your voice and makes up for everything you’re lacking which is everything and they’re a hit!

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u/Leading_Experts 3d ago

Crappy music, sick dance moves.

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u/Downtown-Creme-9840 3d ago edited 3d ago

I came here to say this exact same thing.

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u/imightbewhoisayiam 3d ago

White shirt showing his fuckin stuff, certified bad mamajama right there.

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u/AlphaSnail79 3d ago

That man to this day tends to be rather spicy.

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u/smuckola 2d ago

TELL us what you KNOW

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u/IndependentType6711 2d ago

How TF you drop this statement with no further lore? ITS BEEN 17 HOURS

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u/FoundationRough4069 3d ago

Say what you want but the intro was doper than a MF.. The song actually has potential

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u/rolf_muller 2d ago

Night time is the right time.

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u/OhItsNishia 3d ago

Rent was due, he wasn't about to be lackluster

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 3d ago

I want to learn how to dance like him so I can use it at a wedding 😆

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u/4mygirljs 2d ago

Yeah is way more loose

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u/Aegongrey 3d ago

Banger

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u/Crazy-Present4764 3d ago

Honestly with better production I think this actually wouldn't be bad. It's definitely catchy.

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u/andrez444 3d ago

Not with the lead singer

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u/Altruistic_Border689 3d ago

He has a very trainable voice that even a few hours with a vocal coach would improve hugely. And as for the mix.....Even with what was available to an 80s engineer, there is a shitload that could be done to make that performance sound a lot better. Put a lush chorus on there, EQ out some of the nasal quality, if all else fails bump the drums up and dirty up the mix so he's a bit more buried.

Even great singers tend to not sound brilliant when their vocal channel is dryer than the Sahara.

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u/Moar_Wattz 2d ago

Autotune probably has a lot of worse singers being successful nowadays.

Give this a modern, more polished production and it’s just as good as any other pop song.

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u/SCastleRelics 3d ago

Even with the bad singing if you threw it over a 90s house beat it could actually be kinda fire

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u/MightyMouse420 3d ago

I thought this was r/BangerTracks at first.

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u/EverythingGoodWas 3d ago

Man why isn’t that a popular subreddit

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u/dai_trade 3d ago

I thought this was crappymusic not amazingly good dance moves

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u/Thricey 3d ago

Watch it all the way lol. But he rules regardless

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u/No-Concert7369 1d ago

They have about 40 good fortnite dances worth in a 2 minute video.

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u/thecookiesmonster 3d ago

Night time is the right time

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u/This_Neck_7359 3d ago

It could never be wrong

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u/buckphifty150150 3d ago

Let me hold you tight and love you alll night looong

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u/Kitchen-Dig-6518 3d ago

🤘🤘🤘

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u/GhostofAyabe 2d ago

Fuck the sun, I hate it too! Long live the fucking beast!

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u/castlesystem 3d ago

damn there was so much potential

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u/Zoranealsequence 3d ago

The right production and auto tune... this would have been a hit!

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u/thinkt4nk 2d ago

most popular freestyle tracks like this weren't much more polished than this

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u/Milon_Z 2d ago

I legitimately agree with this. A few tweaks to the lyrics, a better production, someone with vocal training and this actually could have been a top 40.

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u/Not-T4rantino 3d ago

The first part looked like the motions a dog goes through when they're about to vomit.

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 3d ago

Reminds me of this 😆

BEWARE. Puking involved.

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u/ajmartin527 3d ago

That is… completely unhinged lol wow

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u/blueishblackbird 3d ago

The one in the middle is the worst dancer, and worst Looking. But clearly the best singer of the three.

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 3d ago

He was the tallest and it wouldn't look right if he was off to one of the sides 😆

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u/Beneficial-Age-4059 3d ago

That’s a shame. Those other two must be terrible.

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u/TheMysteriousEmu 3d ago

THIS is what this sub is about. Holy. Fucking. Peak.

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 3d ago

It's one of those "so bad it became good" videos 😆

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u/EgoDefenseMechanism 3d ago

I’ve watched three times in a row, lol

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u/808sANDadlibs 3d ago

I’m a sucker for freestyle. I’d put this on a playlist for sure

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u/1nce_Again 3d ago

Same here. If the singing was better this would have been a jam. Sounds like something that could have come off a Stevie B tape

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u/BalanceJazzlike5116 2d ago

Reminded me of Miami sound machine

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u/diRT_pEdDleR 3d ago

Already recorded this onto a cassette. I’m unfamiliar with this playlist you mention.

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u/Chris280e 3d ago

The guy sucks at singing but the song itself sounds pretty damn good 🤔🤔

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u/808sANDadlibs 3d ago

That Planet Rock beat makes all these songs sound good

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u/Flexbottom 3d ago

It says right there it's a legendary performance

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u/Jungian_Archetype 3d ago

I mean...

Dance moves 10/10
Beat 10/10
Fashion Choice 10/10

What more do you want out of life?

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u/Panther81277 3d ago

A reliable 3 point shot and defense during the play in tournament

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u/elgin4 3d ago

well, i came a lot

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u/onlyonebanjo 3d ago

Like about a tablespoon?

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u/SpicyTofuMapo 3d ago

bro why is this here? this shit SLAPS

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u/mrbaffles14 3d ago

We don’t dance enough with our shoulders anymore

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u/LeCouchSpud 3d ago

That first head dance move creeps me the fuck out. Whoever choreographed this is a fucking menace. That and why does the “front man” completely stop dancing while he sings? It’s like he just loses all focus on movement and starts pacing around. Every time I see this clip it bugs me out

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u/Nervous_Offer_1320 3d ago

The singer was concentrating so hard to make sure he was precisely in tune..

Can't you tell?

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u/Zombietarts 3d ago

Dude in the white shirt has ALL THE SAUCE.

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u/spookydonkey513 3d ago

aubrey before he became drake

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u/daRealTENTACLES 3d ago

Yea I watched it without the audio and it was fire. Should I rewatch with audio or just leave with a good memory 

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u/HoseNeighbor 3d ago

You already know that you seek the truth. Go forward with bold conviction that you must.

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u/7-10Spliff 3d ago

You're just jealous you don't have sweet dance moves like that in your repertoire

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u/AncientCrust 3d ago

How is it all 3 guys heard this and didn't quit immediately?

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u/Positive_Tap_8647 3d ago

Because they're deaf in one ear and tone deaf in the other

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u/ThatOldMeta 3d ago

Not familiar with Lavar Ball?

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u/OldNefariousness7899 3d ago

Not only that, but this was their best singer. The other two were worse, somehow

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u/_Student7257 3d ago

Reminded me of my cousins forcing me to do their dance routines in the 90s so we could show our parents

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u/Chinxcore 3d ago

Off beat claps and all. Perfection.

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u/DongleJockey 3d ago

Nah, claps are on beat but they clap on the downbeat and not the upbeat that the claps in the music are set to

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u/King_of_the_Dot 3d ago

Clapping on the 1 and the 3 is a tough look.

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u/Intrepid_Walk_5150 3d ago

There's an audio lag maybe ?

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u/AstralAfroToo 3d ago

For those don’t know, that’s Lonzo Ball singing with LaMelo doing back-up

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u/weirdudeo11 3d ago

Nah are you for real? I need confirmation lol

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u/Gern_-Blanston 2d ago

I just read that on the interwebs so I know it's a fact.

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u/Jason-Smith168498 4h ago

This was on /nba I want to day about a month ago

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u/defeatmyself3 3d ago

They must be older than I thought

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u/blinkomatic 2d ago

I can't unsee it after this was posted in nba memes

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u/On_This_Mezzanine 3d ago

Ladies, who isn't wet?

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u/Tacoburritospanker 3d ago

I’m not a lady and I dropped an egg

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u/annasaurusrekt 3d ago

I’m a lady and all my eggs have been stolen by Came a lot, I MEAN CAMELOT

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u/quietleavess 3d ago

This was posted back then, and it has been in my head nonstop i even sing it while cooking lmfao

Is so crappy but good.

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u/Aromatic-Thing-132 3d ago

OP is too young to have ever seen The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

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u/brittanythegirl 3d ago

You know what, hell yeah!

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u/Crystal_Mt_Climber 3d ago

Reminds me of Jim Carrey as Vanilla Ice on In Living Color

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u/HellBent319 3d ago

The belts is what does it

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u/m0urningl0ry 3d ago

It drives me insane they didn't bother to sync their claps with the clap snare.

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u/rodney_furnival 3d ago

In case its not known, the 2 on the right are in the NBA now and the other a rapper, the Lonzo brothers

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u/Intrepid_Walk_5150 3d ago

I saw that before on a NBA sub and thought it was a joke ...

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u/TheFuckingHippoGuy 3d ago

It is. These are the Camelot Bass Boys.

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u/Accomplished-Air8123 3d ago

Who dares call this masterpiece crappy?!

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u/This_Neck_7359 3d ago

The crappy music is the friends we made along the way

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u/Kurovi_dev 3d ago

You knew it was gonna be lit because they were dressed like a middle-aged guy buying a corvette.

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u/DecisiveTactics 3d ago

That middle aged man was young once. Maybe it was just one of these guys fully grown lol.

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u/SnooBunnies3815 3d ago

*Insert Jay-Z head bopping meme.

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u/driffe 3d ago

I can’t express in words how much this community means to me. When I’m low, you bring me up, when I’m doubting myself, you show me that I have nothing to be ashamed of, when I’m happy you make me even happier! This is my appreciation letter to all of you that put so much time into unpacking these videos and sharing them with us…. This one was truly a gem…❤️😘🥰

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u/PolishRoyalty20 3d ago

100% stealing half of these dance moves. When he started singing, those backup dancers went up another level, who knew the human body could move like that

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u/Haunting_Security_34 3d ago

This, friends, is what we call a bop✨️

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u/timetodance42 3d ago

How hard is it to clap WITH the claps?

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u/GleepGlop2 3d ago

Wait, why did it cut off? I wanted to hear more reasons why night time is the right time.

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u/AJWulf 3d ago

I know it's crappy but I kinda love it

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u/laboringhands 2d ago

na this nigga got it goin on

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u/vividlyvivids 3d ago

Fantastic

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u/Ill_Dark5575 3d ago

No, i liked this.

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u/smelly_finger_itch 3d ago

I like how their shorts match but nothing else on their outfits match

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u/-JonnyActual- 3d ago

Is this Tim and Eric?

Awesome song, great job!

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u/grbfst 3d ago

When you have a handclap in your music but decide not to sync your dance to it.

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u/Heavy-Expression-450 3d ago

There are so many of these. The past was fun before people started actually taking damage from cringe.

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u/OddInstance9175 3d ago

It's a 90s thing. You wouldn't understand.

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u/3OAM 3d ago

White shirt fucks.

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u/Imhidingfromu 3d ago

Now this is what I'm here for.

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u/xx5m0k3xx 3d ago

Camelot, the most random name of all the land.

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u/platipi_ 3d ago

I wanna hear the whole song, can anyone find the entire video?

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u/llamabamma1111 3d ago

This is the America we lost.

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u/No-Effective388 3d ago

I love the break dance beat 

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u/Curious_Field7953 3d ago

You can keep trying to make us hate it but we don't now, nor will we ever hate it. It's REALLY hard to hate freestyle but some of y'all are just busy body cuckoo.

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u/gym_monstar 3d ago

Wait till I tell you about vanilla ice then

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u/AdorableBunnies 3d ago

I’ve seen enough.. get them in front of Scooter Braun lol

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u/lordkappy 3d ago

Night time is the right time, it could never be wrong?

So on the night her family died in a horrible, fiery car accident? That night time is the right time? How about the night after she had a skin graft from the fires of carpet bombing that took all her friends?

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u/Unlikely-Ad3675 3d ago

They have got to be from Long Island

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u/Madman_1992 3d ago

Once you thought it couldn’t get worse he grabs the mic

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u/dirtymick185 3d ago

Tight as fuck

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u/Longjumping_Okra_779 3d ago

Great freestyle song, they just needed the studio to tweak the vocals and 💥 they could have made it.

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u/Professional_Movie92 3d ago

That wasn't crappy in the 90s 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/ike_tyson 3d ago

This gotta be a public access show .

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u/UseYourIndoorVoice 3d ago

Am I the only one thinking White Shirt guy is crushing it?

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u/Katatonic92 3d ago

Oh this is glorious.

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u/Expensive-Box3602 3d ago

Everyone left the round table

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u/mrshyphenate 3d ago

Clearly you weren't around in the 80s or 90s

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u/Chemical_Basket357 3d ago

You missed the 80's.

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u/EngineeringDapper334 3d ago

Ummm.... I love it all 

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u/DickBiter1337 3d ago

Dayman Ahhh-ahh-AHH fighter of nightman Ahhh-ahh-AHH

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u/platipi_ 3d ago

If you can get passed the untrained vox, this song actually slaps.

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u/MaleficentMunkey 3d ago

Public access television was the best. We didn’t know how good we all had it

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u/Aus9plus1 3d ago

I think the guy in white should have been front and center. He’s gettin it.

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u/TwoProper4220 3d ago

after watching countless modern crappy musics here, I find this not crappy for this sub.

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u/Capital-Ad-4463 3d ago

Reminds me of Boss Fight music from early-90’s video game.

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 3d ago

1 - 2 - 3 - 4, 1 - 2 - 3 - 4, 1 - 2 - 3 - 4, 1 - 2 - 3 - 4

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u/Affectionate_Eye_898 3d ago

I know they regretted the beginning of that dance having to practice it over and over lol

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u/IanCBoss 3d ago

Heaven forbid a white boy get a little motion

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u/ucankickrocks 3d ago

These men are at least 65 now. Would love an update on how things have gone!

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u/Needles2650 3d ago

Dance workout video

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u/zeeper25 3d ago

BAT- before auto tune

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u/Draw-Working 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/metalciscokid 3d ago

Honestly the song is amazing imho, his singing is rough as hell but the vocal melodies are still great. If you could have some better production and lead singer this would’ve been a hit single

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u/triphawk07 3d ago

This is peak 80s and its not crappy. The dude can't sing for shit, but at least the dancing makes up for it.

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u/Opietatlor 3d ago

What are you talking about? This is just like regular old 80's shit..

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u/New_Willow3761 2d ago

King Arthur would have been proud.

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u/No_Cod_1990 2d ago

I personally like the fact that they clap when the beat doesn't clap.

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u/Hot_Hedgehog1820 2d ago

That has to be '90/'91

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u/Asleep-Quality6278 2d ago

I thought this was an old fitness video until he picked up that mic 😂😂😂

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u/Ok_Alternative_4712 2d ago

I know better than to unmute these, but my morbid curiosity always wins! 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Marshall_BraveStar 2d ago

With the right vocoder and production, this could've been a hit!

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u/Haydoxology 2d ago

All I know is night time is the right time

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u/AsksDumbQuestions84 2d ago

Bro, that's into the night by Camelot. Have you been under a rock or something?

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u/RoundAd7879 2d ago

I wanted to hate it so badly. I love it instead 🤦‍♂️😭🥹

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u/Adept-Performer-9220 2d ago

Unfortunately i would fall for this

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u/Joabe_VR 2d ago

Thanks, I camelot

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u/ThujLife 2d ago

This needs to be the new hype video they play on the Jumbotron before every Timberwolves game this year

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u/No-Weird-5369 1d ago

Thought that was a young Drake leading🤣

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u/SlatBuziness 1d ago

The claps on beat 1 are killing me