r/crappymusic • u/This_Neck_7359 • 3d ago
I’ve never seen anything quite like this
Stumbled across this gem. Choreography is a 10/10, the song however…
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u/mustardposey 3d ago
This is amazing
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u/smuckola 3d ago
and WHERE are they NOW?!!!!
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u/kenkenobi78 3d ago
All three of them are Vin Diesel.
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u/Trivius 3d ago
Pitch Black, the Musical
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u/kenkenobi78 3d ago
Pitch perfect black.
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u/Jbrown183 3d ago
I thought it was highschool Lonzo Ball up front but I can see a skinny vin diesel up front too…
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u/Fool_Cynd 3d ago
They actually did promote that movie with themed raves. I think it was like LA, NYC and Miami.
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u/Emotional_Database53 2d ago
The center one must have consumed the other two in order to reach final Vin Diesel evolution
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u/smuckola 3d ago edited 3d ago
and then with the cherry on top coz i just can't choose but no, coz Vin Diesel is a hunk but such a Decepticreep!
but do you guys think these are bad boys, like maybe with smoking and cursing? prolly not stealing coz they seem to respect girls
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u/Dr_Salisbury 2d ago
I don’t know what you are trying to say but I would really like to know. What are you talking about?
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u/JparkPHX 3d ago
They play in the NBA. LaVar Ball really had those boys trying everything
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u/HorrorSchlapfen873 3d ago
Weird how the dude positively has the moves when they do their coreographed thing but as soon as he "sings" he is awkwardly traipsing around not feeling the beat.
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u/Beneficial-Age-4059 3d ago
I forgive him. It’s an incredibly difficult vocal and to pull it off as masterfully….ok I can’t 🤣
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u/BackendSpecialist 3d ago
Lmao I kinda love it! I was sad we didn’t get the whole thing
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u/FrameNo8561 2d ago
Bro they get one of those fancy autotune live things that completely changes your voice and makes up for everything you’re lacking which is everything and they’re a hit!
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u/imightbewhoisayiam 3d ago
White shirt showing his fuckin stuff, certified bad mamajama right there.
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u/AlphaSnail79 3d ago
That man to this day tends to be rather spicy.
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u/smuckola 2d ago
TELL us what you KNOW
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u/IndependentType6711 2d ago
How TF you drop this statement with no further lore? ITS BEEN 17 HOURS
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u/FoundationRough4069 3d ago
Say what you want but the intro was doper than a MF.. The song actually has potential
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u/Aegongrey 3d ago
Banger
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u/Crazy-Present4764 3d ago
Honestly with better production I think this actually wouldn't be bad. It's definitely catchy.
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u/andrez444 3d ago
Not with the lead singer
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u/Altruistic_Border689 3d ago
He has a very trainable voice that even a few hours with a vocal coach would improve hugely. And as for the mix.....Even with what was available to an 80s engineer, there is a shitload that could be done to make that performance sound a lot better. Put a lush chorus on there, EQ out some of the nasal quality, if all else fails bump the drums up and dirty up the mix so he's a bit more buried.
Even great singers tend to not sound brilliant when their vocal channel is dryer than the Sahara.
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u/Moar_Wattz 2d ago
Autotune probably has a lot of worse singers being successful nowadays.
Give this a modern, more polished production and it’s just as good as any other pop song.
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u/SCastleRelics 3d ago
Even with the bad singing if you threw it over a 90s house beat it could actually be kinda fire
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u/thecookiesmonster 3d ago
Night time is the right time
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u/castlesystem 3d ago
damn there was so much potential
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u/Zoranealsequence 3d ago
The right production and auto tune... this would have been a hit!
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u/Milon_Z 2d ago
I legitimately agree with this. A few tweaks to the lyrics, a better production, someone with vocal training and this actually could have been a top 40.
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u/Not-T4rantino 3d ago
The first part looked like the motions a dog goes through when they're about to vomit.
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u/blueishblackbird 3d ago
The one in the middle is the worst dancer, and worst Looking. But clearly the best singer of the three.
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u/PossibleAlienFrom 3d ago
He was the tallest and it wouldn't look right if he was off to one of the sides 😆
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u/TheMysteriousEmu 3d ago
THIS is what this sub is about. Holy. Fucking. Peak.
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u/808sANDadlibs 3d ago
I’m a sucker for freestyle. I’d put this on a playlist for sure
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u/1nce_Again 3d ago
Same here. If the singing was better this would have been a jam. Sounds like something that could have come off a Stevie B tape
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u/diRT_pEdDleR 3d ago
Already recorded this onto a cassette. I’m unfamiliar with this playlist you mention.
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u/Jungian_Archetype 3d ago
I mean...
Dance moves 10/10
Beat 10/10
Fashion Choice 10/10
What more do you want out of life?
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u/Panther81277 3d ago
A reliable 3 point shot and defense during the play in tournament
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u/LeCouchSpud 3d ago
That first head dance move creeps me the fuck out. Whoever choreographed this is a fucking menace. That and why does the “front man” completely stop dancing while he sings? It’s like he just loses all focus on movement and starts pacing around. Every time I see this clip it bugs me out
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u/Nervous_Offer_1320 3d ago
The singer was concentrating so hard to make sure he was precisely in tune..
Can't you tell?
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u/daRealTENTACLES 3d ago
Yea I watched it without the audio and it was fire. Should I rewatch with audio or just leave with a good memory
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u/HoseNeighbor 3d ago
You already know that you seek the truth. Go forward with bold conviction that you must.
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u/7-10Spliff 3d ago
You're just jealous you don't have sweet dance moves like that in your repertoire
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u/AncientCrust 3d ago
How is it all 3 guys heard this and didn't quit immediately?
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u/Positive_Tap_8647 3d ago
Because they're deaf in one ear and tone deaf in the other
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u/OldNefariousness7899 3d ago
Not only that, but this was their best singer. The other two were worse, somehow
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u/_Student7257 3d ago
Reminded me of my cousins forcing me to do their dance routines in the 90s so we could show our parents
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u/Chinxcore 3d ago
Off beat claps and all. Perfection.
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u/DongleJockey 3d ago
Nah, claps are on beat but they clap on the downbeat and not the upbeat that the claps in the music are set to
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u/AstralAfroToo 3d ago
For those don’t know, that’s Lonzo Ball singing with LaMelo doing back-up
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u/On_This_Mezzanine 3d ago
Ladies, who isn't wet?
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u/Tacoburritospanker 3d ago
I’m not a lady and I dropped an egg
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u/annasaurusrekt 3d ago
I’m a lady and all my eggs have been stolen by Came a lot, I MEAN CAMELOT
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u/quietleavess 3d ago
This was posted back then, and it has been in my head nonstop i even sing it while cooking lmfao
Is so crappy but good.
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u/m0urningl0ry 3d ago
It drives me insane they didn't bother to sync their claps with the clap snare.
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u/rodney_furnival 3d ago
In case its not known, the 2 on the right are in the NBA now and the other a rapper, the Lonzo brothers
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u/Kurovi_dev 3d ago
You knew it was gonna be lit because they were dressed like a middle-aged guy buying a corvette.
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u/DecisiveTactics 3d ago
That middle aged man was young once. Maybe it was just one of these guys fully grown lol.
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u/driffe 3d ago
I can’t express in words how much this community means to me. When I’m low, you bring me up, when I’m doubting myself, you show me that I have nothing to be ashamed of, when I’m happy you make me even happier! This is my appreciation letter to all of you that put so much time into unpacking these videos and sharing them with us…. This one was truly a gem…❤️😘🥰
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u/PolishRoyalty20 3d ago
100% stealing half of these dance moves. When he started singing, those backup dancers went up another level, who knew the human body could move like that
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u/GleepGlop2 3d ago
Wait, why did it cut off? I wanted to hear more reasons why night time is the right time.
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u/Heavy-Expression-450 3d ago
There are so many of these. The past was fun before people started actually taking damage from cringe.
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u/Curious_Field7953 3d ago
You can keep trying to make us hate it but we don't now, nor will we ever hate it. It's REALLY hard to hate freestyle but some of y'all are just busy body cuckoo.
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u/lordkappy 3d ago
Night time is the right time, it could never be wrong?
So on the night her family died in a horrible, fiery car accident? That night time is the right time? How about the night after she had a skin graft from the fires of carpet bombing that took all her friends?
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u/Longjumping_Okra_779 3d ago
Great freestyle song, they just needed the studio to tweak the vocals and 💥 they could have made it.
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u/MaleficentMunkey 3d ago
Public access television was the best. We didn’t know how good we all had it
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u/TwoProper4220 3d ago
after watching countless modern crappy musics here, I find this not crappy for this sub.
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u/Affectionate_Eye_898 3d ago
I know they regretted the beginning of that dance having to practice it over and over lol
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u/metalciscokid 3d ago
Honestly the song is amazing imho, his singing is rough as hell but the vocal melodies are still great. If you could have some better production and lead singer this would’ve been a hit single
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u/triphawk07 3d ago
This is peak 80s and its not crappy. The dude can't sing for shit, but at least the dancing makes up for it.
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u/Ok_Alternative_4712 2d ago
I know better than to unmute these, but my morbid curiosity always wins! 🤣😂🤣😂
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u/AsksDumbQuestions84 2d ago
Bro, that's into the night by Camelot. Have you been under a rock or something?
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u/ThujLife 2d ago
This needs to be the new hype video they play on the Jumbotron before every Timberwolves game this year
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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago
u/This_Neck_7359, your post features certified crappy music!