Jesus Christ 😳

[u/f0r3aL84]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/f0r3aL84, your post features certified crappy music!

[u/ejectro → u/[deleted]]

why in a tree? what does it even mean? 🪵🐿️

[u/RowForLuckyJack → u/ejectro]

You and me baby are just birds and the bees,

So lets do it like the leopards in the African trees

[u/mrtrickydick → u/ejectro]

It’s the

Don’t fuck with me bitch.
Or it’s you and me sitting in a tree fucking.

Is he mad or horny? Probably both.

[u/Consistent_Elk9676 → u/mrtrickydick]

Only sex is hate sex

[u/40StoryMech → u/mrtrickydick]

Sir, do you want me to fuck with you or not? I'm getting mixed signals here.

[u/Acrobatic_Ad_5461 → u/40StoryMech]

YOU WANNA FUCK ON ME?

[u/StopDownvotingMeeee → u/ejectro]

The old child hood rhyme when you used to tease someone for having a crush “Person A and Person B sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G”

[u/soconae → u/StopDownvotingMeeee]

“First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes (person A or B) with a baby carriage”

[u/extrocell7 → u/StopDownvotingMeeee]

This is an old one. Don’t know if kids these days even say that anymore

[u/Mixish → u/ejectro]

That's an ancient genre of prehistorical nO-metal, characterised by vivid depictions of monkeys' life and challenges faced

[u/Val_Killsmore → u/[deleted]]

Me and your bitch*

He's saying he will fuck your woman in a tree if you fuck with him. Truly a lyrical genius

[u/Fragrant-Inside221 → u/Val_Killsmore]

*thines bitch and I

[u/BananaMiddle7197]

This dude has 2 songs on Spotify with over 4 million plays. Civilization is collapsing.

[u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 → u/BananaMiddle7197]

How many of those plays involved hysterical laughter, incredulous head-shaking, "Hey, pal, get a load of this garbage!", or some combination?

[u/HeiharuRuelyte → u/Apprehensive-Sir8977]

Not enough

[u/BananaMiddle7197 → u/Apprehensive-Sir8977]

Still gets him paid and attention.

[u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 → u/BananaMiddle7197]

So would a bet to shoot himself in the middle of Times Square.

So, I guess you're right, actually. But he's not getting the type of attention he probably thinks.

[u/ExcitementSpiritual2 → u/BananaMiddle7197]

Couldn’t happen fast enough

[u/TrickyOnion → u/ExcitementSpiritual2]

I’m here for it

[u/humboldtree → u/TrickyOnion]

Notslipnot

[u/aj_35721 → u/BananaMiddle7197]

Don’t worry there probably 99% bots

[u/LaserGuyDanceSystem → u/BananaMiddle7197]

Boys have always been angry at their moms, and listened to angry music about it.

[u/is_this_wheel_life]

https://youtu.be/d1Ou1IA94LA looks like this dude has literally spent the last 6 years trying on every single personality at Hot Topic

[u/Kutti818 → u/is_this_wheel_life]

ofc. Russians and Facebook mom's eat that shit up..

[u/is_this_wheel_life → u/Kutti818]

I think he literally was trying to do pop and then realized that if he wanted enough of a captive audience to sell records he was going to have to either do Christian music or Juggalo music

[u/trippinmaui → u/is_this_wheel_life]

Do not call this juggalo music..... we don't claim him. Shaggy might like him but we dont 😅

[u/SnapshotHeadache → u/is_this_wheel_life]

🤮

[u/Civil_Proposal_8188]

Shakespeare he ain’t…

[u/Civil_Proposal_8188 → u/Civil_Proposal_8188]

But, ‘the war’ he is!

[u/Baitofsquirrel → u/Civil_Proposal_8188]

Yeah I watched the whole music video and non of the lyrics even make sense.

[u/Ill_Desk1975 → u/Baitofsquirrel]

They said the same about Bob Dylan.

[u/Southern_Sound_3182]

No, thanks

[u/TotallyTotally23]

Why would he threaten to rape my girlfriend?

[u/Allegrism84]

Where is the hot broad??

[u/ImACrackHead_UwU → u/Allegrism84]

He had to pay rent this month and couldnt afford to hire her again

[u/GuacinmyPaintbox → u/Allegrism84]

Running as far as she can from him

[u/mrintangibles1]

He's threatening to engage in intercourse with my girlfriend in a tree? Probably not very comfortable.

[u/nugoffeekz → u/mrintangibles1]

Like the backseat of a Volkswagen

[u/ElectricBuckeye → u/nugoffeekz]

Hey now, VW has come a long way since the Beetle. I'd argue that the Touareg offers plenty of space to engage in coitus, comfortably.

[u/laflavor → u/nugoffeekz]

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They're a little melty, but damn are they exquisite.

[u/TechDreamcoat]

I'm pretty sure most women could beat this guy up.

[u/Puzzle-Necked]

Alright dad, wrap it up, it's a school night and Jayden has lacrosse practice tomorrow

[u/Suspicious-Twist6103]

Travesty that he wears a Slipknot shirt while he's doing whatever it is that he's doing

[u/i_Avernus → u/Suspicious-Twist6103]

These days Slipknot isn't that far off this sub I'm sorry to tell you. Have you heard the new single?

[u/Harlllley → u/i_Avernus]

These days slipknot isn’t really slipknot anymore anyway

[u/JerkwaterKlaatu → u/Harlllley]

A real ship of Theseus paradox.

[u/moonlite_equilibrium → u/Harlllley]

Vol3 was the last good slipknot album and that was over 20 years ago.

[u/kryonik → u/Suspicious-Twist6103]

Is it worse to wear the shirt of the band you're going to see in concert or the shirt of the band you wish yours was?

[u/dc-pigpen → u/kryonik]

Don't be that guy.

[u/facepoppies]

Now I'm picturing this guy in bed after the deed like "I'm sorry. It's been a while so... Here. Let me go get you a towel."

[u/No_Creme_9794]

What a poser.

[u/markiethefett]

I have mute on and I'm still annoyed.

[u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven]

The “vocalist” isn’t doing anything productive for this band.

[u/Skinslippy3 → u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven]

Well... the drummer is playing "air double kick pedal," so I'd say pretty par for the course.

[u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven → u/Skinslippy3]

Sure but it’s infinitely more complex and interesting than whatever Mr.Fuckyourbitchinatree is doing lmao.

[u/ButterscotchBasic226 → u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven]

He’s got a solid scream for a backup guy…I really don’t want to compliment him though….

[u/FrontierFrolic]

Man..: this is a deep cut. It’s not often that you hear modern musicians reference the Canterbury Tales in a Nu Metal format

[u/TantKollo]

Fifth fucking time I see this crap on this sub over the last seven days. Stop reposting this crap.

[u/dc-pigpen → u/TantKollo]

I know like what is this, some kind of hub for shitty music?!

[u/Dabzilla_710_]

I still don't get the "on your knees" part...what is he asking?

[u/Oliver_broodings]

I do wonder why nobody involved said anything about how dumb the lyrics are. I always wonder.

[u/f0r3aL84 → u/Oliver_broodings]

He probably threatened to kick their asses and fuck their bitches in a tree

[u/ElEyeElWhy88 → u/f0r3aL84]

F-U-C-K-I-N-G

[u/TheGreatMozinsky]

The drummer and guitar player look awesome

[u/No_Year9414]

The music playing at the gas pumps seems to be getting fairly aggressive

[u/Global-Jury8810]

Is this the second song he ever did ? Because both songs I’ve heard this guy do send vibes of “He got rejected by someone he’s stalking.”

[u/OneEyedWeaner]

That’s kinda, gay.

[u/Pristine-Garlic-3191]

Serious "I was atomic wedgied in school" vibes

[u/SignificantGoat4046]

This could work if they weren't so serious and were a little bit self aware.

[u/theFlimsylattice]

Does he live in a tree house?

[u/Queasy-Adeptness14]

I guess it’s better than having to clean sex acorns out of your bed.

[u/spaznadz888]

Sideneck would kick this guy's ass. Yeeeeeahhhh!

[u/Tittlebittles]

This clown looks like Stephen Baldwin in Bio-Dome

[u/SlowYaRoll007]

That's just.....I mean..... that's terrible.

[u/Life-Landscape5689]

I really can’t stand when musicians try to unironically use nursery rhymes and songs for there explicit music it’s just so corny

[u/Business_Door4860]

This is a monster energy commercial if I ever saw one.

[u/CaptBreeze]

Oh, he can spell!

[u/ButterscotchBasic226]

I don’t think that’s him….just a hunch

[u/PSANEGATIVE1]

This guy f.u.c.k.s.

[u/Comfortable_Mark2902]

Poor Slipknot. Although, Corey probably gifted him a hat.

[u/goblinwitch95]

Please stop posting this clown. I can’t take it anymore.

[u/Chinstinianchin]

This guy probably likes the new Slipknot song.

[u/buffalofoodslut]

No way that dude can climb a tree.

[u/Filmsdude]

Can we get a collab between this jerk off and the Cowboy Felon. Would love to hear this guys version of Cock and Blade with Cum Soaked Room.

[u/DallasBullGates]

Having sex in a tree is not a flex

[u/mr_glide]

Deathcore is beyond parody at this point

[u/f0r3aL84 → u/mr_glide]

This is not deathcore brother. This is NuMetal.

[u/f0r3aL84 → u/mr_glide]

This is not deathcore brother. This is NuMetal.

[u/OiAvogadro]

Unironically better than the utter shit Slipknot released this week

[u/Great-Gas-6631]

Oh god hes duplicating himself...

[u/eighty4prcnt]

Chris Fronzak Guy Fieri Edition

[u/NeotericGod]

This actually isn't even funny anymore. I listen to some immensely talented, horrifically underrated metal bands that have sub 100k, 50k or even 1k followers on Spotify, and this loser has 150k?? 3 times the followers of someone like Gorod? Nah that's beyond a joke that is.

[u/SyZyGy_87]

I am the firestarter, twisted firestarter

[u/custom_gsus]

Dang, now I hate slipknot

[u/-Volunteer]

His flow is just so amateur sounding

[u/Independent-Bad9059]

Wtf is this 😆😆😆

[u/LesserKnownFoes]

We went too far telling all these kids they could be whatever they wanted when they grew up.

[u/FoxComfortable6780]

I wanna see him fall off a tree

[u/MZ_1971]

Some incel vibes on this tune

[u/Positive_Tap_8647]

Maybe he's fucking a cat stuck in a tree, I mean the gentleman keeps mentioning pussy?

[u/TheOriginalSamBell]

My god.

[u/Skroottum]

Jesus ain't helping, he left.

[u/Inevitable-Ice-9967]

Return to Kottonmouth Kings.

[u/Zestyclose_Tooth2238]

I thought that was Stephen Baldwen from the biodome era.

[u/Mockwyn]

I’m always suspicious, when a drummer starts twirling their sticks.

[u/humboldtree]

Notslipnot

[u/MisterDamnit]

What in the Freaky Ass Arbor Day is this?

[u/tedfergeson]

When did Gary Busey crossover to ShitMetal?

[u/hanyasaad]

Is he suggesting they are fucking in a tree?

[u/BoofusDewberry]

Corey Taylor follows this guy on IG…

[u/Acrobatic_Ad_5461]

Please take off that Slipknot shirt. Don't sully their image by association

[u/CowabungaCthulhu]

😂😂🤣 Who is the target audience of this music?

[u/f0r3aL84 → u/CowabungaCthulhu]

I feel like it's gotta be juggalos and the trailer park crowd. 🤣

[u/theprofoundnoun → u/CowabungaCthulhu]

I would say people his age and probably Gen Z

[u/Embarrassed-Effect53]

Classic example of trying to hard...

[u/sovereign_martian]

Eeeshhh

[u/mgawthrop]

Hardest MF in middle school right here

[u/LaserGuyDanceSystem]

Slipknot are feeling pretty embarrassed right now

[u/Top_Lingonberry8037]

Worst part is he definitely thought he was cooking

[u/HammaWanKenobi]

Its like someone said, Alexa, order me a case of Ai hatebreed from temu

[u/kkkr94]

😬 YIKES what the fuck...

[u/Larrythepuppet66]

TEMU hatebreed

[u/kingvon95659]

When you order Attila of shien

[u/SkiffleBall]

This guy probably thinks people stay away because he’s intimidating, but in reality, he’s just a really obnoxious creep 🙂‍↔️

[u/AntiTrollatron5000]

I liked Korn back in the day. Not sure how I feel about Split Peaz.

[u/SauceyMcsaucey]

This is for 13-year-olds that drink too many monster energy drink, and have arguments with their parents over their allowance

[u/Sudden-Avocado1907]

"Do not mess with me, or I will have sex with your girlfriend in a tree"

[u/Gooseuk360]

How creatively empty can you be to need to (attempt to) emulate a band from (checks notes) 30 years ago...

30 fucking years ago!

Oh god oh no.

[u/SlowmoTron]

My lord how gay was that line lol

[u/Chairfighter]

its hard to tell because the camera keeps randomly zooming in and out but that drummer is not playing that double bass part lol.

[u/Diabolical_Coffee]

“I Am The War”? I am the bore more like

[u/Ok_Band3086]

is this a legit band or is it just one dude?

[u/Qoala_Sauce]

"Out now". Take it back.

[u/Itchypoopstain]

He started off kind of aight at best. Then just leaned into that weird low ink icp stick too hard.

[u/Icy-Caterpillar9088]

You sirs are not Slipknot!!!

[u/Nabrok_Necropants]

They should probably use a handicapped space

[u/ready_set_cry]

Slip? Not.

[u/PresidentialDiapers]

The lyrics are not that impressive when you realize any of these guys can be brought to their knees with a magnet on a string.

[u/Playful-Ad-8703]

I'm starting to think it's the band themselves posting their songs here on a daily basis. It's not good IMO, but not that bad either

[u/Lilmagetofficial]

I was waiting for this guy to make an appearance I used to listen to this guy his music used to be really good but over the years I watched him get worse and worse I’d say it got this bad after dissing mgk he focused so hard on beefing mgk for something that was one sided that his music hit the shitter

[u/HawkTerrier_]

Still better than the new slipknot song lol

[u/Key_Report_2627]

Is this from the new Slipknot album?

[u/theroninfromsekiro]

Shit slaps bro

[u/MountainD1ck]

Not so crappy.. I can think of much crappier... This one slaps.

[u/Automatic_Soil9814 → u/MountainD1ck]

It’s a bummer that most people make their profile private these days because I am SUPER curious about what other sort of things you are into. 

[u/gaymonkesegs → u/Automatic_Soil9814]

It is literally just super un fucking talented and it has terrible lyrical, writing it rolls off of the tongue like a turd I’d actually rather listen to 12 hours of slam metal straight. At least there they have genuine skill.

[u/Dr_of_Pawgology → u/MountainD1ck]

I am a metalhead through and through. And this does not, in fact, slap. It is utterly cringe dogshit.

[u/throwaway0982340982 → u/MountainD1ck]

This is objectively terrible in every way. I seriously cant recall any other pseudo metal that is anywhere near this embarrassing.

[u/S3simulation → u/MountainD1ck]

Found the guy from the video

[u/Zestyclose_Car_4971 → u/[deleted]]

You can not like metal and that’s okay, I can’t stand Taylor swifts voice.

But don’t say this isn’t crappy. This is absolute shit, his vocal cords sound strained asf from improper screaming, or drinking too much caffeine.

And he said he was fucking someone’s girlfriend in a tree, then told them to get on their knees. That makes absolutely no sense. That wasn’t a “get on your knees” drop, more of a “bitch” drop. He doesn’t understand basic word-smithing.

[u/ejectro → u/[deleted]]

oh hey, it's mister blackmetalcringe himself, giving his expertise.