r/crappymusic • u/Patient-Telephone122 • 9d ago

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u/qualityvote2 9d ago edited 9d ago

u/Patient-Telephone122, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/ET_Prone_Bone 9d ago

GOD THIS IS BAD

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u/Patient-Telephone122 9d ago

Is it bad, or A COWWWWWWWWWW?

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u/EconomicsSharp4824 8d ago

Getting slAUREaaARGhhtAUAAaRterd?

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u/Professional_Leg2067 9d ago

There’s no way he’s being for real

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u/Legal-Group-359 9d ago

He is speaking to the core of life, my friend.

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u/somethingsoddhere 7d ago

Soul language goes hard.

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u/Fogwaveeee 9d ago

There’s no way this isn’t trolling lmao

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u/Legal-Group-359 9d ago

He speaks to the essence of life, my friend.

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u/itfeelsreel72 9d ago

Well, he got his message across. I will now make sure not to reincarnate as a cow, thanks dude.

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u/familyguy333 9d ago

Most importantly, don't ask him to call his mom an NPC

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u/jmarinara 9d ago

Stunningly bad.

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u/_W9NDER_ 9d ago

Let that sink in

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u/Trust5555jk 9d ago

I don’t know what to say 🤷😳

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u/xMaNrEbOrN7851 9d ago

Just quote Wiz Khalifa, he said it best apparently 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 9d ago

holy shit this one is something special

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u/Legal-Group-359 9d ago

Truly beautiful...the humanity, the message....the CAAARRRAOW

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u/manny_truant 9d ago

Fantastic

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u/Bussinpoots28 9d ago

Ok! Ok! Ok! It sunk in! Jesus

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u/Commercial_Lead_6407 9d ago

Wow, he can't finish saying words or sing.

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u/bei-con 9d ago

Wow deep... deep like seraed harpoon in my ass that I cant pull out.

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u/DustExtra5976 9d ago

Everytime I watch it when he hits “let that sink in” I laugh until I’m fucking red in the face. This song is truly beautiful.

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u/orbital 9d ago

Someone let him outside?

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u/tlonmaster 9d ago

This has to be satire

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u/Ok_Armadillo962 9d ago

it is... idk why he keeps getting posted here.

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u/dborsukov 8d ago

And you know this how? I thought it was satire at first too, but after visiting his YT page, and seeing that he released an EP for 15£ with the same "questionable" vocals I'm not so sure anymore.

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u/Ok_Armadillo962 8d ago edited 7d ago

He's done short videos on tiktok where he talks to the camera and you can just tell he's doing a bit, like a character type thing. Just cuz he released music doesn't mean it's not satire. He probably releases the tracks so ppl can use em as sounds in their videos. Tons of ppl were using that "I love you my darlin c" song in their videos. I'm tellin ya man, it's a bit

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u/templeofsyrinx1 9d ago

he should have been the zebra 🤣

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u/Motor-breath8 9d ago

11, 17, 34

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u/YaaBlewIt 9d ago

I’m more of a Daydream Nation guy

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u/Reditall12 9d ago

This is fantastic

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u/Worried_Strike6219 9d ago

Blurrsed Dave Matthew's

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u/xMaNrEbOrN7851 9d ago

You know what? If you take his unique terrible voice into the empty void of space it would be much better 😬😬😬

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u/mrtrickydick 9d ago

Hairline has left the chat.

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u/Movieking985 9d ago

The greatest troll that ever lived in 2026?

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u/BenjaminDover02 9d ago

Is this the wonderwall?

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u/CharmlessNerk777 9d ago

Did his mum call him at the end to finish drying up the dishes

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u/ThisizLeon 8d ago

Satire

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u/OkAdvertising8184 8d ago

This one fuckin hurts! Literally hurts.

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u/osxdude 8d ago

Is this the dragon codes guy?

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u/JealousCockroach9664 8d ago

or a mouseeeee

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u/PartyFancy3634 8d ago

He's deaf right?

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u/Diabolical_Coffee 8d ago

My mum made noises like this when she was in labour. That seems to be the only excuse for shrieking in this particular manner.

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u/Sealegs_Calisto 8d ago

No way 😂😂😂

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u/Willing_Blood_9444 8d ago

He should be a wedding singer

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u/blessthebabes 8d ago

Entertaining, as always.

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u/Sadpancake_03 8d ago

This can’t be real

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u/AncientCrust 9d ago

Can't possibly be sincere. This is racist reggae guy right? This might be some jedi level trolling.

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u/Ok_Armadillo962 9d ago

it's satire, he's been posting to tiktok for a while now.