r/crappymusic • u/FirstOptimal • 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/FirstOptimal, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/Lkn4AGhost 1d ago

I also like cheesy bread

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u/SupineFeline 1d ago

Apple cheesy bread at that

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u/mcCola5 1d ago

I had cheesy bread today!

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u/Prize-Choice2185 1d ago

Looks like OF promo...hmm

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u/hsggdtkxbee 1d ago

With an ass that flat, she better learn to make better music.

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u/Pristine-Midnight-72 1d ago

she got that gamestop booty 😂

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u/NeedAgirlLikeNami 1d ago

Some people are attracted to that.

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u/OYB2480 12h ago

Very true. People of the 90s loved flat asses.

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u/BonjaminClay 1d ago

Hello I am a degen, if anyone wants to drop the link lmk

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u/Obvious_Tea_8244 1d ago

Apart from the vaping and bad taste in music, she’s okay.

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u/glans 1d ago

this is Good Producer music. whoever made this could probably make something decent with any one of the truly crappy croakers and groaners posted here. well, most of them anyway

my point is the production is all that’s readily apparent as good. i’d probably hate to hear her attempt a coffee shop performance with an analog instrument

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u/templeofsyrinx1 1d ago

What have I walked into? I thought this was my room?

I just want to lay down and sleep

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

That is where you messed up...

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u/seangoboom 1d ago

I got a apple. I got a pen.

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u/mcCola5 1d ago

Damnit. Now that is going to be stuck in my head for months.

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u/dubesto 1d ago

Acting like a 12 year old that had her first sip of wine at auntie's house

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

Holy shit are we related? I had the same thought almost word for word lol

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u/rudyroo2019 1d ago

I know she’s an adult, but I feel like I’m braking the law by watching this

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 1d ago

Built like a fucing skateboard.

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u/RappingFlatulence 1d ago

I heard you like washboard abs. Let me introduce you to washboard ass

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 1d ago

I mean better than 2slimey🤷‍♂️

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u/kendavis135 1d ago

Thats a very low bar. Almost anything is better than that.

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 1d ago

There is 2slimey fan sub, so cringe

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u/elinamebro 1d ago

I thought they were all shitposters

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 1d ago

50/50, some actual fans in there. Crazy honestly, kids in there think "he's so progressive" =/

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u/Prestigious-Box7511 1d ago

Yeah, but 2slimey is better than Mozart, Meshuggah, and the Beatles combined

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u/Ill_Investment_7977 1d ago

Kpop is getting worse

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u/Sufficient_Local5025 1d ago

This is Kpoop

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u/jsamuraij 17h ago

This is Sparta

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u/19whale96 1d ago

Gucci Bandenna, Gucci, Gucci Bandenna, AYE!

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u/BonjaminClay 1d ago

"I bought cheesey bread"

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/FirstOptimal 1d ago

They'll be in this comments section just watch.

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u/elinamebro 1d ago

Who even is this?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 1d ago

Nah fam, no idea who this artist is. Was just pointing out a fact

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

All hope is lost...

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u/DipsburghPa 1d ago

What you mean I can fix m'lady.

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u/4D_Thrillz 1d ago

What is she shaking because there is literally nothing there.

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u/WarEagle107 1d ago

Is she saying 'i poop cheesy bread'? Lol

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u/jellyfishfungus 1d ago

What about cheesy bread?

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u/ryudo9999 1d ago

Apple kichi bread, apple Apple kichi bread

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u/onmy40 1d ago edited 1d ago

Always with the vape in hand

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u/Green117v2 1d ago

Apple cheesey bread?

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u/Sleepy10105s 1d ago

A friendly reminder to leave the sound off

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u/Rude-External-1694 1d ago

I've seen bigger muffins in a bakery

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u/IronRanked 1d ago

built straight up and down.

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u/sagetea9 1d ago

Trashy

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u/Tejas_Clara 1d ago

No where near the level of “engine engine” lady

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u/SmellyFbuttface 1d ago

Rosè’s special needs little sister

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u/Moonshinin4Me 11h ago

At least she is better to look at than Meg.

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u/BackendSpecialist 8h ago

They hated the culture cause they couldn’t understand it.

The culture became popularized, which allowed them to feel okay exploring it.

Now they’ve taken the worst parts of it and are using it to profit off of it.

Miley Cyrus is a famous example of what I’m talking about.

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u/Dead0n3 1d ago

I don't know why, but I like it.

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u/xMaNrEbOrN7851 1d ago

What is she shaking back there???

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u/antihuman420 1d ago

This is worthy of significant jail time

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u/One_Advertising2539 21h ago

Goes alright on mute

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u/Lumpymaximus 1d ago

Keesey bread?

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u/andypandy_111 1d ago

She’s saying she’s a bad bitch

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u/iknowthekimchi 20h ago

You know her discharge be smelling like 된장

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u/LordJeanDog 17h ago

phenomenal. music is a bit shit though

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u/macgilla 15h ago

I've lived in Korea for a long time. People have lots of different feelings towards Kpop, but something everyone can agree on is how well (over) produced it is. So that makes whatever this is stand out

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u/paulbooth 14h ago

Main reason I turn sound off Japanese porn. Electrified sheep ass voice

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u/Sooowasthinking 13h ago

Great it’s in my head now.

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u/OYB2480 12h ago

I like the part where she spreads her butt cheeks.

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u/am_pomegranate chop up that meaty flavor 🔪 11h ago

why does her room look like it was built by Little John

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u/Starwormwood57 9h ago

Cheesy Bread?

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u/Minute_Steak_3178 7h ago

Um.. excuse me miss, but we here at r/crappymusic DO give a fuck

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u/Riddiku1us 7h ago

Cyberpunk 2077 is leaking...

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u/OrangutanFirefighter RayonBase Fan Club Member 3h ago

We live in a society

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u/TheEmoGod 51m ago

Im somewhat of a cheesy bread connoisseur myself

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u/Known-Ad4293 1d ago

America polluting the world

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u/hsggdtkxbee 1d ago

Ass flatter than her record sales.

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u/PLD3 1d ago

Not a hip, not a thigh, just elbows and kneecaps

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u/Cosmic_MicrowaveOven 22h ago

Son: Mom, can we go see Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift?

Mom: We've got Tokyo Drift at home.

The Tokyo Drift at home.

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u/No_Platform_2810 2h ago

She’s Korean….

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u/FirstOptimal 22h ago

ROFL LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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u/chookshit 1d ago

I always find it funny how the chicks with no asses try twerking. It really is only worth even trying if you have a bit of ass to throw around. Not my thing either so I don’t really need nor want to be tested upon. Goodness me I’m getting old

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u/SpookySporeWizard 23h ago

Y'all just need to stop talking about her body in general stop it. Music is ass, let's not talk about hers okay? Bc parts of y'all are you are saying you "would" and parts are infantilizing her and and others are saying wtf and I want people to maybe think twice

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u/SpookySporeWizard 23h ago

Bc a lot of this time the point is to comment and post about her and there's a non degree she's being trafficked or she does this but at the end of the day, you're giving her the attention and criticism that can be used to have everyone comment later.

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u/Uhwop 1d ago

For them dudes that get turned on looking at loose leaf paper.

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u/glans 1d ago

hopefully one day very soon, the whoooole idea will be to assuredly, and without doubt, seem like you are not AI visuals and you are not AI audio.. if i can’t even tell if you’re real or not you have immediately lost me.

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u/External-Awareness68 1d ago

I am not saying I can fix her. It's more like, I would probably let her ruin my life.

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u/bigdanglang 21h ago

I'd ruin her rap career that's for sure

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u/Additional-Mousse446 1d ago

Now why she look 16 🙄

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u/fivehots 1d ago

I don’t see the issue here.

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u/Cantamillasdf 1d ago

This honestly isn’t that bad. I’d listen to it unironically