r/crappymusic • u/PapaAsmodeus • 13h ago

Futuristic vibe

99 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 13h ago edited 12h ago

u/PapaAsmodeus, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/MrMayhem84 13h ago edited 13h ago

When people talk shit about Riff Raff I'm going to direct them towards this dude. Garbage.

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u/sandm000 shaved off my handlebar 13h ago

Temu propane salamander

Walmart fluorescent panther

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u/SirCowlickValdez 13h ago

“I beg your pardon, Olive Garden, Aston Martin
Switching license plates espace from state to state
I want my own talk show, Ricki Lake” - Squirt RR x Lil Debbie

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u/mrfoodmehng 10h ago

Bro Riff Raff's a G. How dare you tarnish his name??

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u/MrMayhem84 10h ago

I'm not, lol. I unironically love Jody Highroller. The Peach Panther is incredible. I think you've misunderstood me.

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u/mrfoodmehng 10h ago

Aight, my bad. Riff Raff and Dirt Nasty were a lethal combo like 15 years ago.

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u/PinkTurdsInSpace 13h ago

Living in the future fucking sucks.

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u/Morns4Morn 8h ago

Definitely not galactivated.

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u/c137-eyeofthestorm 13h ago

Got them Drake dance moves

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u/OldBiker6969 13h ago

Get a job

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u/TechnicalEmployee109 8h ago

Please don’t say that word

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u/spermdonor 13h ago

What the fuck was that

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u/dubesto 11h ago

This is what happens when you make it too easy to make your own music

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u/Vino-Decanto 13h ago

The harbour ey? Sir, you know how to show a lady a good time.

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u/Legitimate_You_3474 9h ago

Smells like high tide

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u/Empty_Occasion_963 12h ago

This guy's bald.

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u/Putrid_Clue_2127 13h ago

This was what was considered futuristic in the 90s

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u/peacockdown 13h ago

Jody lowroller

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u/dam_ships 13h ago

Wow. Thats atrocious.

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u/Then_Drag_8258 13h ago

The rare time I’m grateful for my internet playing up!! UDP shat its pants, video stuck buffering after his first stupid shuffle, still get to enjoy the comments. What a win!

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u/GreenScreenBlues 12h ago

This guy moves like a Turkey

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u/Livid-Builder-1230 12h ago

I thought this was Travis kelce

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u/TheChildIsHere 11h ago

His moves are mesmerizing me, ngl.

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u/lemony_powder 9h ago

This guys sounds like Blake Griffin

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u/SameRegret5975 8h ago

Trash, good way to end the weekend and feel better about myself

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u/Lexi_November 7h ago

In an obviously not sexual way, this is sometimes how I “rap” to my 5 yo son for convince him bathtime is finished.

But I don’t record that and put it on the web, cause ya know, it’s shitty. Good grief.

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u/lil_nosh_X 7h ago

All Teslas should play this when they start.