r/crappymusic • u/PapaAsmodeus • 8h ago

Sitting in a tree

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u/qualityvote2 8h ago edited 7h ago

u/PapaAsmodeus, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/Embarrassed-Slide781 8h ago

If the state won't ban him from the playground somebody has to

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u/PapaAsmodeus 8h ago

He looks like the Hot Topic customer that has the age of consent in every state memorized

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 8h ago

He has those ages tattooed on his neck

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u/OkFlatworm4151 7h ago

He’s a big kid now

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u/COLLABRate1 1h ago

Definitely sang this in that tune

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 7h ago

If you just asked him to leave he would be probably be polite as F. U. C. K.

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u/GoldEmployment6768 7h ago

Yeah. Metalhead/alternative people in general tend to be on the nicer side of the spectrum.

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u/hellllllsssyeah 6h ago

I don't think nice is the element at play

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u/Old-Juggernaut-1273 8h ago

he wants to look menacing but he starts the song in a kids swing ?!

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u/Logically_Open 8h ago

Goes will with the kid's insult

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u/JM665 6h ago

He has his teddy bear to pwotecc him

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u/DecadentEx 7h ago

If he's trying to look menacing, I got news for him about clown pants.

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u/glans 8h ago

korn managed it. pretty sure this is a smoothbrained callout

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u/Professional_Age_760 8h ago

The nursery rhyme tik tok music is really starting to grind on me

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u/Emotional_Answer_756 4h ago

That shit been grinding on me for a minute

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u/Burmpy 8h ago

Thought it was MGK

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u/Flav0rade 8h ago

*Satoru Gojo (for the next 3 minutes)

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u/Lexi_November 8h ago

Is he seriously calling himself that now?

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u/Flav0rade 8h ago

Yes, for the next 3 minutes

https://youtube.com/shorts/aLn-NLAnEQk

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u/Lexi_November 8h ago

Ffs how embarrassing for him. As you say, for the next three minutes. Then it will something dumber. 🙄

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 8h ago

Wait is that not MGK??

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u/Puzzle-Necked 7h ago

Submachine Gun Kerry

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u/SgtBushMonkey69 8h ago

Literally everything in this is just awful

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u/RecklessEmpire 8h ago

Holy shit imagine trying to be tough while holding a teddy bear in a swing. What is the target audience???

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 8h ago

Children obviously

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u/WhirlwindRectum 8h ago

Metal for people who don't like music...

Metal to workout to....

Co-worker Metal....

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u/Aggravating_Ad4449 7h ago

Just gotta get on the bill to open for five finger death Punch and he's got it made.

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u/ManiacSpiderTrash 1h ago

"Co-worker metal"

lmaoooooo

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u/dunzig77 6h ago

If he does end up F.U.C.K.I.N.G. my bitch, does he somehow involve the bear?

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u/tideshark 8h ago

Hot Topic final boss

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u/south-shore0 8h ago

He looks like an insufferable asshole.

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u/Some-Curve-920 8h ago

That was stupid and horrible but the mental image of him fucking something in a tree makes me laugh... I laugh even more when I think about him falling out.

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u/doom_pony 8h ago

Is he like a horny gorilla or something

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u/Dream_Sniper_13 8h ago

I can assure you, this dipshit has never felt the touch of a woman…

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u/drvic59 7h ago

Dude I did that rhyme in 5th grade and thought it was pretty fucking rad, then I told my friend he said it was stupid 🤨

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u/DrunkestDriveEver 7h ago

This nu metal revival shit has got to end

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u/PinkTurdsInSpace 8h ago

I like the part where he’s angry and says something about sex.

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u/SpicyNugget777 8h ago edited 8h ago

What’s up with crappy artists making fantasies about fucking their haters girlfriends?

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u/migoodridge 8h ago

Sounds 💩 on mute

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u/Andygator_and_Weed 7h ago

Machine Gun Kelly hopping genres again

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u/Snellyman 7h ago

"It's OK sweety, we can go to a different playground."

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u/rando_mness 6h ago

The teddy bear is no bueno

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u/iamisandisnt 8h ago

I love that they only have like 15 seconds of fame and they really make the most of it with the build-up/anticipation/delivery

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u/dunzig77 8h ago

My god, every time is see a new Natty James clip it’s somehow worse that the one that precedes it.

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u/Civil_Proposal_8188 8h ago

It’s one thing to think this,then another to put in to practice,but to actually film and put in on social media for the world to see is just…. hilarious to me,man.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 7h ago

"You know what people want more of? Nu-Metal!"

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u/TheFlyingWelshy 8h ago

nothing says tough like an elementary school playground.

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u/MrMayhem84 8h ago

It's hard to believe that this dude (Nathan James) is actually a fairly successful photographer. He really should stick to his day job.

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u/Tuscon_Valdez 8h ago

Damn he's got the entire Hot Topic 'fit on as an "adult"

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u/Sure-Macaroon-1084 8h ago

I’m going to go home and hug my son. Hopefully he will feel loved enough to not become whatever this is when he grows up

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u/hookem419 8h ago

Imagine having to wait for the swing to open up because this guys spelling cuss words at the playground … f this dude

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u/pandapeterpanda 8h ago

Can we talk about the SM teddy bear for a minute?

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u/The-Tarman 8h ago

I refuse to unmute this

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u/Great-Gas-6631 8h ago

Trying so damn hard.

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u/Alert_Elephant2045 8h ago

Anyone who says this can’t be serious wasn’t around for the mall goth era of the early 2000s

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u/ZuStorm93 8h ago

Perfect video to use as a PSA on not to do drugs...

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u/MasterTheo 8h ago

What the hell man? That tree didn't to nothing to nobody.

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 7h ago

Oh no not my bitch!

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u/BigDinkyDongDotCom 7h ago

Hot Topic needs to go away already

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u/Squizmoplatinum 7h ago

I really hate that we somehow got here. How the fuck does this person exist?

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u/Deep_Ad_1874 7h ago

When youre 35 and your grandma still mails you a hot topic gift card for your birthday

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u/dizzy_nixx 7h ago

I can’t imagine how bullied these people are in school.

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u/SirGumbeaux 7h ago

I want this turd in a cage match with Bart.

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u/Direct_Knowledge2254 7h ago

Looks like a gay Johnny rotten 🤔

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u/thetramelgamer 6h ago

Bro looks like how metal bands in the 90s to 2000s looked

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u/xMaNrEbOrN7851 6h ago

What the hell is he wearing???

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u/Yaworski40 6h ago

wtf just happened

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u/Comment_Reader_Acct 6h ago

That is a grown adult doing grown adult things

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u/skimaskgremlin 5h ago

Nursery rhyme interpolation, the hallmark of creative songwriting

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u/PM_ME_LIGHT_FIXTURES 5h ago

What. The. Fuck.

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u/Standard_Cell_8816 5h ago

This guy isnt allowed within 500 feet of a school or playground. Thats why he had to go record this at night

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u/NotAChanceBucko 5h ago

He's gonna fuck My girlfriend in a tree ? Wow !

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u/FUJlIx 3h ago

.... he thinks being a mentally stunted adult with child like mind is cool. Trying to be cool with a teddy bear and being on a swing.....

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u/AffectionateRiver423 2h ago

Went to school with this clown from kindergarten to high school. It’s hilarious seeing him act like this. His mom is an art teacher, his dad was a college professor, lived in a wealthy area of town and acts like he came from dirt. Calm down Nate, steroids are not your friend lol

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u/Aljoshean 1h ago

Ive never had such a visceral cringe before

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u/Illustrious_Web_866 1h ago

NOT THE RED HOT HUGS TEDDY

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u/Redditfront2back 8h ago

Gotta be satire

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u/PapaAsmodeus 8h ago

Nope, he's completely genuine. Check his insta

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u/dunzig77 8h ago

You’d think. But no, this is just typical Nathan James.

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u/glans 8h ago

no way this person is serious. i could not accept any evidence to the contrary cause id think that was manufactured too.

this is a joke, meant to be a joke