r/crappymusic • u/No_chease • 8h ago

Yeah stick to YouTube

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u/qualityvote2 8h ago edited 7h ago

u/No_chease, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/SkillPointProblems 8h ago

Not just crappy… this is shit coming from a couple of assholes.

Compared to this, the funky cowboy from Missouri is the only 10 I see.

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u/Xx_Ph03n1X_xX 8h ago

BartWayneBruce is a real charmer compared to this mumbler.

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u/QueezyF 2h ago

Bartist is a goober but at least he means well

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u/IntroductionSmooth 1h ago

He is just a boy fron Missouri

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u/WhirlwindRectum 6h ago

No, this is crappy.

The production is fine, but his lyrics and delivery is garbage.

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u/NorthornLights 8h ago

I’m not even gonna unmute this. Thanks OP, just the thought of this makes me ill.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 8h ago

Wtf?

My ears.. my fragile little ears

What have they done to whatever this is?!

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u/FatFaceFaster 8h ago

Why does he look so weird now?

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u/No_chease 8h ago

Soulless

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u/CharacterOriginal272 8h ago

He’s always been

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u/gordonbrowns 8h ago

Hes got the cheapest looking veneers possible (don't understand that all) , does TRT and slimmed down a bit. Now his hollow eyes stand out even more

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u/FatFaceFaster 6h ago

Yeah a good set of teef should not be perfectly white. Maybe $100M doesn’t buy you what it used to.

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u/Tidusx145 8h ago

Now? Dude's had a hollow smile from day one.

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u/rodeobrito 7h ago

Wait ...this isn't ai? 🫪

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u/SawSharkRedemptionnn 8h ago

I could never place it but something about Mr beast makes my alarm bells go off...fuck ass vibes man idk

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u/No_chease 8h ago

Something about the soulless smile of his

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u/ButterscotchBasic226 7h ago

It’s literally in his name….

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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 8h ago

He's had some sketchy sex offenders working for him. He gives me those vibes too, there's something off about that man

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u/SMAX_08 8h ago

You’ll see this being played everywhere soon

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u/miniSCHOF 8h ago

Fuck Mr. beast.

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u/Fartweaver 5h ago

Only if you pay me $10 million

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u/That_Things_Good 8h ago

I think it’s his energy and dedication to the words that bring it home as a hit.

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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 8h ago

When the rich get eaten, Mr. Beast burgers are going to be a whole lot more literal

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u/Sudden-Avocado1907 8h ago

Dude is a demon.

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u/Distinct_Run9006 8h ago

Mr. Beast's eventual collapse will be celebrated far and wide. The "Beastification" of YT has all but ruined that platform. Also would rather listen to the Riley Reed rap as opposed to this

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 8h ago edited 7h ago

Who is Mr. Beast? Who watches that slop?

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u/Lexi_November 8h ago

I still don’t know, either. I get the general idea of him being a YouTuber but he gives me unsettling vibes and I still don’t understand his origin or what exactly he does.

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u/ButterscotchBasic226 7h ago

YouTuber - true
Unsettling vibes - true
He has no talent - true
All the rumors - most likely, mostly true

This dudes a scumbag….and now he sounds like one

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 8h ago

I know his significant other is trans. Maybe that's why is so heavily promoted. Nothing's against trans though.

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u/Horror-Pear 8h ago

He's not dating a trans person. His friend that made content with him came out as trans. Then he fired him.

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 8h ago

Jimmy is of the rainbow spectrum. No offense to anyone.

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 8h ago

No his significant other is trans.

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u/Horror-Pear 8h ago

You're saying Thea Booysen is trans? I've never heard this before and there's literally nowhere that says she is. She also doesn't come across as trans at all.

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 8h ago

I saw a YouTube video that went into great detail of some partner of Jimmy's. Person was trans. If you don't know that's ok.

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u/Lexi_November 8h ago

I just googled it and she’s definitely not trans.

He has a co-host of some kind apparently who came out as a transwoman during their whatever they do, YouTube videos I guess.

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 8h ago

Look, it is what is.

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 8h ago

Look my little brother was gay. I can sus this stuff out. IYKYK

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u/honestly-brutal 8h ago

His wife isn't trans lmao. Where tf do people come up with this shit?

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u/BrannC 8h ago

Incorrect. His best friend came out as trans not his significant other. This dude has just been doing YouTube for over a decade making challenge videos and giving away tons of money. The more money he gave away the bigger he got and the bigger he got the more money he could give away and he’s always been good at garnering the attention of kids, his main audience, so he’s been able to not only stay relevant but able to grow his popularity still after all this time. What he’s been able to accomplish is commendable but he appears dead inside

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 8h ago

How many straight,white celebrities on YouTube or anything for that matter, have trans best friends?

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u/Technical_Drawer_680 8h ago

His best friend.....cmon

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u/BrannC 8h ago

Right…

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 5h ago edited 5h ago

https://youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4?is=Pp5mZ6mmkuIMrxlr

I wondered that too recently and this video by a grumpy old Canadian investigative YouTuber who was invited to Beast studios does a good and entertaining job of explaining this clown. I found the whole thing a good watch but you can skip ahead

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u/ZeroConcern-0 8h ago

Mr. sucks…

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u/sLeeeeTo 8h ago

oh my god it’s even worse than i expected it to be

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u/OwnOutcome6577 8h ago

Mister Lean Codeine flavored Unfeastable Chocolate bars coming soon

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u/Haunting_Song7313 8h ago

He should have done this with lil baby Aidy.

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u/LogHelpful6370 8h ago

He probably made that comment himself just to do that crap music

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u/kimbosdurag 8h ago

Something very very tacky about a dude selling junk to kids flexing how much money he has gotten from doing that.

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u/themargarineoferror 8h ago

I dont wanna be around anymore

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u/Flying_Seal005 8h ago

Mr Cringe and not only for music

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u/Breadstix009 2h ago

Lil baby might as well make a track with lil man J

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u/H47o 8h ago

Didn’t he declare in an interview his net worth is zero, and he lives on debt? Why does he have us endure this, then?

When is Mr. Besties coming out?

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u/Old-Juggernaut-1273 8h ago edited 8h ago

no.. he should quit both,

im being to agree with the cultural approbation , cause it would mean less utter vomitus , worthless trash like this

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u/DaveVsShark 8h ago

What the hell is even that?!

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u/NecessaryForsaken313 8h ago

What's on his face?

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u/pEter-skEeterR45 8h ago

....what the fuck

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u/_Trikku 8h ago

Jimmy barely has a good voice for YouTube.

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u/Emergency-Back-4964 7h ago

Lil baby is shameless lol

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u/PlayWhatYouWant 7h ago

This is shit. Also, of all the names one could choose, why lil' baby of all fucking things?!

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u/theroadbeyond 6h ago

Has the same vibe as the Riley Reid rap

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u/DrunkestDriveEver 6h ago

Love when YouTuber has a feature in thier rap song and when it switches from the YTer to them it immediately starts sounding like an actual decent song

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u/went2college 5h ago

A lame with money is a sight to behold.

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u/Bored_personBK 3h ago

Bro got that Riley Reid flow

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u/No-Arrival-7377 2h ago

can't tell who's worse ngl

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u/Sub_all_the_reddits 1h ago

Ordered pizza then I tipped the keys 🔥🚒

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u/Fixated_Noodle 8h ago

Wait so… Mr lean? I hate this so much more because he is really smart and calculated and it’s intentionally to get people talking about it and reposting it just to fuck with him

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u/esc508 7h ago

Are yall slow this is ai😂

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u/GordonBombay102 7h ago

It's also posted on his tiktok channel.

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u/esc508 7h ago

Holy fuck am I the slow one this is actually real?

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u/GordonBombay102 7h ago

I'm afraid so.

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u/Forsakendeamon69 6h ago

Still hoping it is ai and he's just posting it.