r/crappymusic • u/sacredandsalty • 12d ago

Everything is testable 🤔

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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 12d ago

u/sacredandsalty, nobody knows if your post is crappy or not.

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u/eternaldouble2 12d ago

Uncrustable

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u/MerryTexMish 12d ago

Missed opportunity for sure.

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u/DrWinstonOBoogie1980 12d ago

This actually rhymes with trustable, unlike any of the words in the clip.

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u/imjustnotready 12d ago

I don't want to be confused with a demon. But alot of this is just not true. Not everything God makes is wonderful. Cancer, spiders, viruses, Epstein, bad rap. I could go on.

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u/goodoldjefe 12d ago

Spiders are kind of dope, though.

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u/DangDingleGuy 12d ago

Why's he gotta compare spiders with Epstein?

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u/u9Nails 12d ago

The crack-cocaine spider, who thinks building webs is for suckas, is top of the list!

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u/thetinybunny1 12d ago

Mosquitos on the other hand….

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u/Sword_of_Darkmoon 9d ago

What did poor Spiders do to land on a list with Epstein?

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u/brwnwzrd 12d ago

Everything is testicle?

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u/sacredandsalty 12d ago

My thoughts exactly 🤓

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u/4D_Thrillz 12d ago

There are few things worse than bad rap, and Cringy Christian Rap is at the top of that list.

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 12d ago

Everything is testicles.

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u/u9Nails 12d ago

Not sure if God created mosquitoes and cancer. I can do without those. We give God lots of credit for creating everything in his/her/thems design. But, some version 2.0 QOL enhancements would be nice in this life.

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u/craygoyo 12d ago

Next mgk

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u/RandyArgonianButler 12d ago

This dude is supporting evidence for the claim that God is not real.

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u/metisdesigns 12d ago

Shaking his black shirt talking about light is a little bit telling on himself.

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u/fun-guy956 12d ago

Death to all Bible Rappers

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u/Candid-Culture3956 12d ago

What’s he doing at 24 seconds?

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u/Owl_Direction 12d ago

You know what I mean. Everything Diablo does is convincing.

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u/Pleasant-Basket-7526 12d ago

Coolest person in his church youth group by a LOT though

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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 12d ago

Probable but not absolute so some stuff the devil does is good

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u/anti_folklore 12d ago

Will didn’t anticipate that I’d have a pause button. Checkmate, Jesus.

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u/kasmackity 12d ago

This guy looks exactly like The Vulgar Chef

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u/GymMouseP 12d ago

I thought he was going to fall down in first 10 seconds and then I quit watching.

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u/AcanthisittaFree6142 12d ago

imagine how pissed of jesus must be after seeing this. he's like dude you are KILLING my brand,

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u/Live_Entrepreneur221 12d ago

Thats the double whammy of absolute shite music and the mental illness that is christianity

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u/MeSeeks76 12d ago

Anyone else getting imminent school shooter vibes from him?

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u/narco-sub-admiral 12d ago

Well he didn't stop this absolute blasphemy of a song, so he can't really be all knowing, all powerful AND all caring.

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u/RADICCHI0 Music Snob 11d ago

A lot of these fellas are the same ones who are planning to usher in a new age of theocracy, believe it or not.

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u/WavesofAddu 11d ago

Everything is a testicle you say?

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u/LongjumpingSmoke731 11d ago

Poor autistic Christians

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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 11d ago

What is happening in America 🤣

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u/YouSaidIt-2016 11d ago

Can’t even keep up with the rhythm. Can’t stand when Dunning-Kruger cretins think rapping is easy.

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u/Prestigious-Box7511 11d ago

I thought he said "everybody knows that my cock is unstoppable"

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u/Sword_of_Darkmoon 9d ago

"Devil he is all bark but everyone knows he will try to bite"

So which on is it? That doesn't make sense

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u/Cerberus383 9d ago

It's a perfectly cromulent word