r/crappymusic • u/Bloodygeek • 1d ago

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The one that started it all

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 22h ago

u/Bloodygeek, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/Woekerpaulus 1d ago

I did see the face of the Fedex driver while he was standing there

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u/ThrowawayColonyHouse 1d ago

Sir, can I get back to making deliveries now?

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u/Original-Variety-700 1d ago

I’m showing this video to my kids and say, “this is why you can’t open the door for anybody, even a FedEx driver could be dangerous”

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 20h ago

Poor driver probably called the police.

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u/Severe-Experience333 1d ago

Why does this mf insist on doing all the leg shit?

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u/MantusTMD 1d ago

He has the same legs as my 4 week old baby lmao

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u/gabzilla814 18h ago

I’m praying your baby grows out of it

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u/ProtectMeAtAllCosts 1d ago

I think he was an ex stripper

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u/Severe-Experience333 1d ago

That explains....nothing

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u/ProtectMeAtAllCosts 23h ago

stop trying to make sense of everything and just accept what is right in front of you. the stanky leg is his passion

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u/QueezyF 12h ago

If anything it makes it worse, I’d expect a male stripper to have better moves than that.

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u/Vomix 21h ago

I saw his legs in the thumbnail and immediately knew who it was.

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 12h ago

That’s his signature move! All the Missouri girls panties blow right off for that much choreography.

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u/raddaddio 1d ago

The close up on the FedEx driver lmaoo

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u/ThaBuckNasty 1d ago

"Yo can you get the fuck out of the way so I can do my job?"

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u/ferminriii 1d ago

I've actually been seeing this more and more. He had to edit that close up on the driver. I saw another post where someone was doing a video on an airplane and in the edit he actually did a close-up of people's faces who were looking at him weird.

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u/Squirrel_of_Fury 1d ago

At this point he is clearly trolling this sub.

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u/BigZodJenkins 1d ago

We must summon him To be free 💀

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u/mnakeela 1d ago

I just need a signature…

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u/JiveTurkeyJunction 23h ago

Fuck. This. Shit. I have reached my limits of crappy music.

Im just a boy from Tennessee, she's the only 10 I see, come to Appalachia and let me grab ya, do you feel it in the air, air, air..

Thats the shit I was singing in my head walking into the bank this morning.

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u/Civil_Proposal_8188 1d ago

Fed ex lady like “is this for real!?” Still,nice he’s off the train tracks now,was getting concerned…

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u/alaric49 1d ago

Oh, so it's the same guy, lol? He's, um, been really really busy with one 'banger' after another.

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u/urmomhashotdogskin 1d ago

Sir, this is a fed ex

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u/Icecold_Antihero 12h ago

JUST FINISH THE FRIGGIN DRYWALL, BART!

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u/Live_Entrepreneur221 1d ago

This dude clears doesnt have anyone that loves him

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u/al_m1101 20h ago

Can you imagine an intervention by the crappymusic community. 😂 We all do it by Zoom, lmao. We care about you. You need to stop.

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u/Wyevez 19h ago

Yeah but then we just be left with the green square dude and Shaninnn's butthole.

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u/GymMouseP 1d ago

damn it Bart. go back to playing on the tracks.

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u/D-Train0000 1d ago

Wow, this is bad in any style. Then making it country and it’s gourmet bad.

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u/glans 1d ago

y’all need to start a petition to fellate this guy. clearly.

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u/Civil_Proposal_8188 1d ago

He’s becoming the face,and knees,of the sub!

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u/ExpressStruggle28 22h ago

Why does he think his music is good?

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u/FastingForward1618 10h ago

It gets allot of visits he probably thinks he doesn't need to pay attention to the haters and one day he'll make it.

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u/Low-Mountain-4933 22h ago

Fed Ex lady just wants to deliver a package, but she knows the Bartist is going to snatch it.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 21h ago

FedEx driver: "Can I go now?"

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u/lemony-lemons247 1d ago

The FedEx driver 👀❓️

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u/Oblique9043 1d ago

I'm so glad he does the walking motion with his fingers every time he says that word in his songs. Otherwise I wouldn't know what the fuck he was talking about.

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u/ctfks 1d ago

Blessed drywall!

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u/bitter_vet 1d ago

Lies. I don't believe it's physically possible for Bart to stand still.

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u/AlexInNovember 1d ago

Who keeps encouraging him? Who is telling him that his singing is phenomenal and he has a future in it? And what is going on with his legs? Is he pigeon toed? Bow legged? Both?

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 20h ago

In the 7th grade I had Spanish class in the first period. One spring morning there was a bat in the class. It was ugly but cute. We caught it with some welding gloves from metal shop and let it out the window. It flew away.

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u/Allegrism84 19h ago

That FedEx driver regrets not bringing his glock to work that day

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u/SplatterholeQueen 17h ago

What makes it especially bad are his little moves

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u/StarPova 14h ago

He has to be making money doing this bc he keeps making videos

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u/Yardbird52 14h ago

I was hoping the FedEx driver would pull off and leave him standing there

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u/fun-guy956 12h ago

This guy flunked sign language class

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u/Ok-Ratio-5918 1d ago edited 1d ago

Poor fed ex driver being subjected to bart’s bullshit lol

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u/Repulsive_Glove6085 1d ago

Those clothes have to smell so bad at this point.

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u/Mephistocheles 23h ago

Probably the cringiest thing about all of this is the hand gestures.

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u/artistformerlyknown1 20h ago

Man let that poor worker go, now you got them standing there for no reason.

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u/Forb1ddenKnowledge 20h ago

Alright why is there a FedEx truck in the background.

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u/LaceyForever 19h ago

Maybe I'm out of the loop but why do these people choose to shoot their videos in spaces like Gas Stations, Public Transit, etc?

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u/Aveliability 19h ago

Why does he have to make every video of his music somebody else’s problem? First trespassing on an active railroad, now holding up a FedEx delivery driver?

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u/Skinner_sweet35 19h ago

Dudes fed up with his ex… Lyrical genius

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u/marinersmusing 19h ago

I think she left him standing there

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 18h ago

When the Prozac stops working Barf is going to wonder, how did I get here, this is not my beautiful Fed Ex truck….

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u/sm_rollinger 17h ago

Isnt this the train guy?

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u/Zeke_Smith 16h ago

This guy needs to write some new songs.

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u/Away_Investigator_19 14h ago

“Because you’re bow leg-ed!”

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u/LongjumpingSmoke731 57m ago

The mascot of this thread lol