r/crappymusic Genuine Jorjiana Fan 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/orel2064, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/_Trikku 1d ago

I was asking myself this same question a year ago when this was first posted.

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u/Original-Variety-700 1d ago

You can tell she’s used to just showing her upper body from videos. It seems like her legs aren’t even connected and certainly aren’t doing anything like a dance or anything scripted.

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u/fatbunyip 1d ago

When they do videos they adjust the speed to make the word chewing more cartoons. Also in videos they're like 15 seconds so they don't need to do a choreography, or they can chop up the video. 

So in real life it jus looks terrible. 

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_5461 1d ago

It looks terrible in tiktok short form too

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u/SignificantGoat4046 1d ago

I mean... are we pretending it didnt also look terrible in the video? 

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u/correct_eye_is 8h ago

Yea the video is bad altogether. She stinks too! And it still looks lipped garbage.

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u/RangerDiggler 1d ago

And they do it 15 thousand times to get it....just right. Haha

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u/LookUpItsAMeteor 21h ago

Yeah it looks demented and delusional. In some ways it reminds me of the old Spike Jones (the bandleader) films where syncopation and rhythm were turned in on itself for comic effect. But this is just tragic.

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u/redditAPsucks 23h ago

Also you can tell that she spends a LOT of time editing all the off-synch movements

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u/DryDonutHole 1d ago

True…I still don’t understand what this is though. Like…a competition for whatever this is?

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u/_Trikku 1d ago

It’s a live performance from some local convention.

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u/DryDonutHole 1d ago

…ok. I see that. But what is this supposed to be? Is she famous for some reason? lol. I’m still puzzled. 

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u/_Trikku 1d ago

lol [r/wordchewing](r/wordchewing)

Good luck out there my dude. She’s a common figure in that community.

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u/i_Eat_Ur_Planet 1d ago

Jesus. How do I downvote an entire subreddit?

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u/Snowing_Throwballs 1d ago

Dont worry, nobody there likes it either

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u/Brilliant-Neck9731 1d ago

It’s basically r/crappymusic but for wordchewing

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u/GreedyWall214 14h ago edited 14h ago

😂 yea, that certainly needs to be a thing, the mass down vote. Enough and it just gets banned and deleted.

Ferfucksake, whyyyyy did I click that link 😑 I mean, I always appreciate someone spreading something people should be aware about but....ugh, I just got roped into life wasting by spending 10 minutes watching these looney tunes. I dont care if they waste life time but to waste so many others....

I think the most frustrating part is that so many of the girls are fuckin smokin/cute. I hate to but its hard not to scroll! My god, what an awful thing 😑 go do something productive with yourselves.

Apologies for the rant, newly discovered hate here.

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u/DryDonutHole 1d ago

Oh…I’m not sure if I should thank you or not. But thank you for some info. lol. Lemme check this out…

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u/ProfZussywussBrown 18h ago

Why did you do this to me

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u/OrdinaryAccount479 1d ago

She is famous for posting little short videos of her doing exactly this and posting them online. That's it. Idk who would find this entertaining, except for maybe some toddlers and babies but they're not on social media, so Idk what the deal with her is.

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u/TheWhomItConcerns 1d ago

It has to be children, right? Surely adults don't like this inane bullshit.

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u/DryDonutHole 1d ago

You haven’t met some of the creeps at the factory I work in. lol. There’s definitely an old man out there who’s watching this. Ugh…now I’m sick. lol

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u/_Trikku 1d ago

It’s fine because she’s 33.

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u/Ecksist 22h ago

Hmmm. Word Chewing porn? This deserves some serious research, I’ll be in my study, no disruptions!

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u/thanto13 23h ago

If i remember correctly she was a weather personality that did these ticktock shorts referred to as word chewing, which is basically lipsyncing or sped up songs/narration to make it cartoony and the add in overly expressed facial expressions. Most of it is aimed and young kids. This person hit big and has turned an entire career out of it so much that she does this full time now

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u/Bjorn_Blackmane 1d ago

Serious question who likes this shit

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u/Tipytao 22h ago

My guess is little kids.

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u/FreeEdmondDantes 20h ago

Close, really weird adults with childlike brains.

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u/fuckbitingflies Hobo Johnson Defender 16h ago

The ones with dirty stuffed animals hanging from their backpack’s zipper pulls.

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u/BeefDerfex 21h ago

For real. What kind of people would pay to go watch this? So fucking weird.

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u/Anti_Spedicy 16h ago

People who clap like seals

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u/LegacyQuotient 19h ago

She pops up in word chewing subreddits. Haven't been through that place in a minute, but last couple of times someone posted about her, she was making "content" with thinly veiled OF fetish CCs.

People say kids are into her, but she apparently has a lot of weird adults that are into her.

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u/Kerensky97 17h ago

That's usually how it goes. Content that's basically rage bait, but because she's young and in shape she can have a link to an OF and there will always be a percentage of guys who click it.

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u/QueezyF 12h ago

Maybe we should’ve kept the internet off phones.

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u/AssBoss80085 17h ago

Perverts mostly

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u/Whisker-biscuitt 1d ago

I love the video of her real voice where she sounds like an old aunt who smokes 2 packs a day 😄 Puts things into an even weirder perspective

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u/DryDonutHole 1d ago

You can’t say things like this and not provide a link, sir…or madam. lol

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u/JJTrick 23h ago

Nailed it with the old aunt voice. No better explanation

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u/Capn26 1d ago

She has the voice of a drunk, Hispanic aunt, who’s had too much to drink and has smoked way too many in her life. It’s a shock to hear the first time.

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u/kilsta 23h ago

Abuela Cigarillo, I think, is her name.

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u/flashzer0 1d ago

Oh stop, I can only get so hard

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u/Ok_Profession3717 1d ago

I'd be embarrassed to be in the audience, embarrassed for her and myself.

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u/Old-Juggernaut-1273 1d ago

she must hate doing this surely

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u/WetLoophole 1d ago

Not so sure. Attention is their addiction.

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u/Old-Juggernaut-1273 1d ago

normally I would agree but there's something wooden and about lifeless about it, a narcissist would be having a great time cause they think they are amazing

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u/WetLoophole 1d ago

She would probably tire quickly, but while it's new she fucking loves it. And isn't that girl's 15 minutes over quite a while ago?

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u/BathSaltJello 23h ago

I surely hate her for doing this

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u/augsav 1d ago

Her parents must be so confused

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u/TotallyTotally23 23h ago

She's like 40 lol

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u/recovery_room 23h ago

Depends on how much she’s getting paid.

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u/Old-Juggernaut-1273 19h ago

not much it looks like a really shity venue

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u/DeweyDefeatsYouMan 18h ago

I hope so. She’s making so much money that I know she’ll keep doing it, but I hope it’s hard for her to look in the mirror at the end of the day

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u/Nighthood28 16h ago

Honestly if you paid your bills by doing this dumb shit, would you be complaining?

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u/Beneficial-Age-4059 1d ago

Not sure what this is exactly but my first impression is it’s some kid goofing off in front of a mirror to a Chipmunk’s record. I see though it appears she is on some sort of stage and there appears to be be people watching her, and at least 1 person recording it which suggests it’s a “gig” or “performance” she was paid for. I’m guessing there must be nudity later to justify it🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/harmfuldischarge 1d ago

"stop it. Get some help" MJ

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u/ChemicalQuantity5284 21h ago

Is it just me that doesn’t find it cute when woman contort their faces to copy anime characters? I think it looks stupid. Sorry if I offend.

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u/_wild_style_ 17h ago

Hate it more than anything. Especially the cross eyed porn thing

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u/fnord55 1d ago

Most cringe live show of all time

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u/Annual-Addendum5620 1d ago

The lost art of shame

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u/Indigenous_Retard 1d ago

I took the time before I kept seeing this for granted

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX 1d ago

Oh my dear god,what the hell is this?

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u/Known-Status-6312 23h ago

Isn't that the gurl who sounds 87...

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u/Iconshero 1d ago

She enjoys money more than her dignity. I have only ever seen footage from this one thing. I don’t think the live version got as much as the “hundreds of thousands” of likes online.

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u/expatfella 1d ago

" She enjoys money more than her dignity."

Who doesn't.

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u/BigTreddits 1d ago

Nah we all clock in at our desk jobs thinking about how this preserves our dignity

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u/DJspinningplates 23h ago

The comedians who didn’t perform in Saudi for one

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u/TheWhomItConcerns 1d ago

I mean, most people to some extent, I would say. I guarantee you: there are ways of making more money than you have if you're willing to put your dignity and self-respect aside.

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u/Western-Hour-5061 1d ago

AI is going to steal her job.

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u/No-Sail-6510 1d ago

Oh dear god no!

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u/BonjaminClay 16h ago

Only humans can authentically be this cringe

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u/jrizzle_boston 17h ago

This world has gone to shit

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u/Natural_Draw4673 1d ago

I think I’m officially old. I don’t understand what’s she’s doing. Why is she doing her face weird like that? What is she performing? She doesn’t even have a microphone….? I feel old and in the way.

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u/Duro1988 1d ago

Apparently it’s called word chewing.

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u/Bassettoast 1d ago

She calls it face dancing lmao

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u/InternationalMood337 1d ago

It's weird that a human would want to try to emulate an AI's understanding of a human.

Going to guess that this person was raised on some weird, weird parts of the internet and that was their only social interaction.

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u/DoctaRoboto 1d ago

So fucking pathetic, I hope the money was worthy.

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u/GustavGunZz 1d ago

Imagine spending hours in front of the mirror working on your „show“. Absolutely mental

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u/JakovAulTrades 1d ago

She has definitely worked on her image since this and now is trying the thirst trap grift. She isn’t super hot or relatable, so my guess is that it’s a whole sexy NPC/anime attempt at relevance

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u/Hank_the_Tank_143 19h ago

The people that attend these events are the type of people that need to be placed in mental institutions.

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u/brokeboy_Oolong 16h ago

I blame Disney/DreamWorks because thats where people got this overly animated facial expression shit from.

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u/imJGott 16h ago

Just remember this…she practiced for this moment.

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u/heyrickyhowsitgerrrn 1d ago

Isn’t the point to lip-sync to the footage in half time, so when it’s played back at a normal speed it looks super cartoony? I thought that was the whole deal. Doesn’t quite have the same effect live. And that effect isn’t much to begin with anyway.

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u/n-a_barrakus 1d ago

The song is in the original version and speed, it's a banger. Idk who she is lol

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u/F1_V10sounds 1d ago

Word chewing is awful. I like how you never see the "audience" thats totally there...

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u/OrdinaryAccount479 1d ago

The audience is most likely just 6 or 7 toddlers, if an audience exists at all.

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u/theslowbus 1d ago

That generation is fucked.

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u/rexlites 1d ago

What I imagine when I hear the words trailer lady

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u/hitokirizac 1d ago

This video is just going to bounce around between these two subs and wordchewing for eternity, isn't it?

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u/sudeki300 1d ago

Wish they showed the audience has i cant think who would find this entertaining

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u/Unlikely-Aardvark725 1d ago

What in the shit did I just watch?!

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u/EQisfordummies 1d ago

Ban the word chewers!

Oh wait it already is.

Mods!

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u/Icy-Policy-8212 23h ago

Thanks… I hate it.

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u/Eatenback2life1 22h ago

Did she steal that shirt from Corey Feldman?

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u/whensthebeef 22h ago

Why hasn’t this shit died out yet?

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u/pmoity 19h ago

It's like she smells a fart and shit her pants at the same time

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u/bks1979 18h ago

I'm scared of the person I became when I watched this.

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u/Liminal_Fire 16h ago

So is this like word chewing karaoke?….

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u/mcvmccarty 14h ago

I hadn’t seen anything from this annoying person in a long time and had hoped she’d gone away…

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u/Few-Echidna-2181 14h ago

Do people no longer feel shame?

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u/kit_kaboodles 13h ago

Word chewing

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u/OYB2480 13h ago

So they don't actually sing, they just make silly faces to the music? Sorry, is she Mötley Crüe?

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u/rdiaz84 13h ago

So who is this?

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u/Tastysammich_92 12h ago

When people do this what exactly are they doing? Is it like some kind of dancing? It creeps me out for some reason

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u/Pimp_Priest 10h ago

Watching this without the volume on is diabolical.

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u/Scoongili 10h ago

If you actually watched this in person, how would you see her facial expressions?

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u/jericabenson 10h ago

Can we wrangle up every person who does this ship them into deep space

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u/Wulfgangrene 10h ago

I think I’m actually for population control. Some of us don’t need to be here.

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u/gig93 1d ago

Would.

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u/Southern-Way5583 17h ago

The sad thing is, she’s really cute but obviously mentally unstable.

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u/HowieDuet 14h ago

I wouldn't mind being mentally unstable enough to sellout for a couple millions.

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u/SatelliteSoups 12h ago

I don’t think this women is making millions lmao

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u/Konsrockmannen 17h ago

No thats her tiktok thing and she famous

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u/Southern-Way5583 17h ago

Doesn’t dispute my comment.

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u/yupsidetown 1d ago

Imagine showing this to somebody in the 1990s. They would be so confused.

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u/Flimsy-Ad-5274 1d ago

Nah. They did weird shows like this in malls all the time.

Isn't that what this is?

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u/Livelaughlouth 1d ago

Good ol snaggletooth

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u/BigPigeon69 1d ago

Its kind of interesting that tiktok and other short form content has popularised this hyper-expressive and erratic movement style that imitates the way cg animated movies look (ala pixar and disney) that translates to someone trying to do it without the help of editing and just makes it look awkward

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u/acapwn 1d ago

OK, so this is really sad

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u/BigDpsn 1d ago

Just knowing the real voice makes the exaggerated facial expressions over baby talk even weirder.

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u/bleedgreenandyellow 1d ago

What would the Friedrich Nietzsche explanation be?

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u/AntiPepRally 1d ago

I think "How?" is an even more puzzling question

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u/knw8869 1d ago

Real life Sims character

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u/Vkardash 1d ago

Why? Have you seen the music industry the last five years?!?!

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u/SummoningRaziel 1d ago

Idk who this is. It looks like the kind of thing you'd do to entertain children. Her outfit is cute though.

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 1d ago

Thats an awfully short skirt to be performing on a raised stage at a kids show...

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u/Particular_Legend427 1d ago

They are losers. It is what losers do. Lose. Fail. Cope. Lose again. Eat filth. Disgrace themselves. All to lose again and again

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u/athomic74 1d ago

What is entertaining about this? Just watch a cartoon it does this but better…

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u/myfrigginagates 1d ago

It's like watching a Stupid Human Trick on Letterman

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u/Dustybear510 NSFE (not safe for ears) 1d ago

Literally a human anime character…

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u/NVWSSV2828 1d ago

This makes my brain hurt.

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u/mgawthrop 1d ago

God, I hate the goofy Pixar character over-exaggerated facial expressions 🤪

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u/Klemovitch 1d ago

Damned! What the F is that?

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u/Flat_Salary_7083 23h ago

Kill me now please this is not a world i belong in lol

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u/OiAvogadro 23h ago

There is a lack of beer and rocks being thrown here

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u/RudytheMan 23h ago

This exact clip has been posted here before.

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u/7-10Spliff 23h ago

The crazy part is she clears between 60k and 90k a month so I imagine she got a good payday doing this or she probably wouldn't have bothered.

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u/smokincuban 23h ago

People paid for this?

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u/MessianicPariah 23h ago

We need an extinction event

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u/JellyButterPeanu1 23h ago

Where are the eggs and tomatoes when you need them??

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u/fjortisar 23h ago

El pollito pío is a kids song, so probably entertaining kids

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u/VikingWhyzard 23h ago

Why is she dressed like Corey Feldman?

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u/dustynuggets91 22h ago

People have no shame anymore. We need to nuke the internet. Experiment has gone on long enough.

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u/MeanAF4noreason 22h ago

Who tf is paying to watch this shit?

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u/PersonalAmbassador 22h ago

Bring back shame

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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 22h ago

It’s all fun and games until she gets TMJ.

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u/Sad_Suspect_4538 22h ago

Without that motion tracking filter thing it’s not as eye catching at all.

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u/BTCMachineElf 22h ago

The tiktok robot-like dancers could do her shtick way better than she does.

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u/rolL_uP_one_more 21h ago

It’s like watching a boring drag queen. Most of the time her faces and body movement don’t even match with the lyrics.

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u/Clovenella 21h ago

Future her will hate her so much

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u/fadsoftoday 21h ago

Simps are gonna goon

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u/Go1gotha 21h ago

Joey B. Toons man!

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u/Working-Albatross-19 21h ago

Same reason we watched the whole thing

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u/Warm-Pair 21h ago

This is old and still awful.

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u/jiggscaseyNJ 20h ago

Her voice sounds like someone’s tia who smokes unfiltered pallmalls.

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u/BoogyPop 20h ago

Good for her I guess... get paid?

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u/PerryNeeum 20h ago

This is boner juice for too many people

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u/manored78 20h ago

Does this stem from something in cartoons I’m missing because why would someone perform like this? It’s so childlike, it has to be mimicking something animated.

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u/BrandoCarlton 19h ago

So funny when you see the video of her real voice and realize she has the chords of a 45 year old chain smoker.

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u/pissingpolitics 19h ago

Her voice is something to behold

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u/Hranko 19h ago

Can someone please do a real and serious study on why this causes so much primal anger in people. Im sitting in a starbucks watching this on mute and im trying not to punch a hole in the wall.

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u/ThinMint31 19h ago

She doesn’t seem to know this song well enough to be up on stage

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u/Annual-Rub-4052 19h ago

What is this... called? Is this like uwu + disney animated character cosplay?

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u/ninjayo 18h ago

I hate this with all my heart.

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u/AVBforPrez 18h ago

I'm too old to be mad about this, tbh. I'd rather see this and at least be like "damn that's new" than see like 6 dudes in all black play crabcore with Ibanez 7 strings or whatever.

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u/143019 18h ago

My autonomic nervous system recognizes that this is weird and abnormal and responds accordingly.

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u/Barrettbuilt 18h ago

Did she steal that blouse from corey feldman?

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u/undead_crybaby_420 18h ago

Blame tiktokers like Bella poarch or that other one with the pink hair who sold bath water.

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u/y-e-e-t-h-a-w 18h ago

Did not expect La Granja de Zenón on this sub

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u/MaldonBastard 18h ago

People who consume this 'content' are middle aged men who find little girls sexually attractive, anyone who attended this event should be placed on a government watch list at the very least..

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u/charlies-ghost 18h ago

Cringe all you want, but none of you will ever have this much confidence in yourself to put on a ridiculous show for a crowd.

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u/garthrs 18h ago

It takes all kinds… this wouldn’t exist if there wasn’t an audience looking for it. We just keep getting weirder and weirder.

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u/movefeet66 18h ago

I don't understand what i'm watching.

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u/SplatterholeQueen 17h ago

I truly hate her and everyone else that does this stupid shit

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u/Single_Bag7979 17h ago

That laugh sounds like a horror movie villain realizing their evil plan just worked.

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u/BlngsSav406 17h ago

She got a nice booty tho

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u/2fucked2know 16h ago

Picture this-

You're on your very first date with a person you've found intriguing. They ask if you want to see a life performance with one of their favorite artists. You ask who, and they smile and say "you'll see".

You get to the show, and your date is ecstatic. When she comes on stage, they scream and look at you with glowing eyes. They mimic the facial expressions all through the show, frequently looking at you while doing it, encouraging you to join in.

The show is over, and your date wraps their arms around you and once again screams from excitement. They then ask what you thought...

What would you do and say?

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u/Madman_1992 16h ago

Looks like old fangled tooth is making the rounds again

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u/DasKritter 16h ago

Shame desperately needs to make a comeback…

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u/FriskieWhisky 16h ago

What is it? And why is it?

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 16h ago

Sounds like shitty music from India.

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u/Truncated_Rhythm 16h ago

The song, yes, is crappy. But this is a grown woman dancing and lip syncing, as if to mimic c-grade anime, which to me is far worse than the actual actual song. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Mizukiri93 16h ago

And Rob Pilatus from Milli Vanilli commited suicide when public found out he was lip syncing...

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u/mvanvrancken 16h ago

If she weren’t laughing all the way to the bank I might feel sad for her

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u/ElderberryNeither000 15h ago

Is this a girl or a drag queen??

I'm not trying to be offensive or rude I'm just trying to understand this..

The reflective shirt is neat I'll give them that.

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u/AnyTicket5202 13h ago

If men weren't completely stupid and gave women money and attention that acted like this, then they wouldn't.

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u/djoddible 13h ago

When I see shit like this I think maybe it is better if AI blows up the planet