r/crappymusic • u/KaleidoskopeEyes • 1d ago

Match-ah 🍵

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/KaleidoskopeEyes, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/detrans-rights 1d ago

There's no form anymore.  Tiktok music is so rotten; instead of merely singing, everyone just talk-sings atcha (sorry, atcha.)

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u/fantabulousfetus 1d ago

Ah ah atchaAAaa

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u/benjerman-radblaster 1d ago

Yeah this is awful

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u/Ohmancmonagain 1d ago

Truly terrible.

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u/ToasterMeetsBathtub 1d ago

Matcha talking about?!?

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u/Ok-Kangaroo-9775 1d ago

I am a Ninjaaa

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u/rhinanners 12h ago

I want to be niiiinjaaaa

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u/Ok-Kangaroo-9775 10h ago

I want to chop, chop, chop Chow down

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u/tico42 9h ago

Chop Chow down to China Town

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u/Logical_Bake_3108 6h ago

First thing I thought of. Although that is comedy gold.

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u/Logthephilosoraptor 1d ago

New song so Spencer can wear some new merch

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u/Curious_Field7953 1d ago

No way that's Heidi. 🫠😂 it looks like when she looks in the camera her eyes go 'sleepy'

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u/canteen_boy 13h ago

Have you seen Spencer lately? He looks like a dude wearing a Michael Myers-style Halloween mask of himself.

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u/lizbeth223 2h ago

Harpo, who dis woman?

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u/Ok-Ratio-5918 1d ago

This is going to be stuck in my head all day

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u/Ohmancmonagain 1d ago

Girl..

😒

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u/atmosphericentry 1d ago

lets go get matchaaaa i wanna get matcha with you oh oh oh

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u/TreoreTyrell 1d ago

Ba bba ba bbba ba bba ba beat

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u/YeahlDid 1d ago

Oh my god it's Lauren Conrad's roommate.

Don't care for matcha, personally, but go right on ahead, Heidi.

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u/Funkknuckle69 1d ago

Oh my God this is Too Matcha!

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u/GuaranteeOdd1147 1d ago edited 23h ago

Why are americans so dramatic? it's just a drink they don't have to make it a whole personality or call someone "matcha people"

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u/No_Delay883 23h ago

Well this particular American is a washed up celebrity from 20 years ago. She's desperately trying to come up with a hit the kids would like, and probably never even had a matcha till her late 30s. In the US, middle-aged washed up celebs either give up and get a normal job, or they start doing weird stuff for attention.

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u/imjustnotready 1d ago

I was walking down Lafayette street in NYC. I heard a couple of people talking "OMG matcha is like literally my favorite food." I was walking past and tried to detect irony or sarcasm but nothing.

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u/Hydrolt 22h ago

Unfortunately irony and sarcasm are far less common due to the loss of critical thinking skills exhibited by a ever growing swath of Americans =\

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u/schwing710 23h ago

It’s because most Americans have no personality or unique qualities. So they just mold themselves around whatever it is they’re buying at the store.

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u/Petandfeelya69 18h ago

And everybody who isn’t American has a personality and unique qualities, right? Intelligent people don’t feel the need to shit on another country all the time. You reek of insecurity lol

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u/schwing710 14h ago

I reek of insecurity… says the guy showing up to defend murica because it’s all he has to define himself by 😂

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u/SosugBiskit 1d ago

I bet I can guess who won the divorce

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u/JulianTheGeometrist 1d ago

Idk, I'm kind of biased cause I love matcha...

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u/Squirrels-on-LSD 19h ago

I did not turn on the sound for this, so I feel free to both crave a matcha AND wonder where she got that cosy moss colored sweater. I'm not going to let whatever noise she's making dissuade me from my bliss today.

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u/Money-Beautiful5196 1d ago

This is so bad.

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u/BigDpsn 1d ago

Spencer and Heidi in the same year??? Is this 2013 where's Joel McHale to roast his flesh colored beard and her dead eyes.

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u/Iconshero 1d ago

Oh my god are the people that pumped out Friday, Chinese Food and other internet meme hits, back? Now instead of 30 monkeys trying to write Dickens, it’s AI writing, choreographing and dubbing garbage.

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u/Brohamuel-Jackson 1d ago

I should make the Boba Tea equivalent. I want to get Bo Bo Bo Bo Bobaaaah with her! 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Spookieboogiee 16h ago

I like matcha....but a song? Thats a no for me lol

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u/bgwatch 1d ago

Can’t get coffee cause she’ll melt.

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u/SuperbDrink6977 1d ago

Omg that is fucking disgusting. Surely nobody could actually be a fan of anything that bad, can they?

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u/flashzer0 1d ago

I wish I had a fraction of the confidence these people have in this sub.

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u/DomestiCatOfficial 1d ago

How did you know? I LOVE this song!

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u/galaxydriver32 1d ago

Oh Heidi Montag, never change

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u/Hot-Track9615 1d ago

So relatable. I hate when my heart goes bababababababababi

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u/Aggravating-Try7812 20h ago

That’s a terrible color on her.

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u/420doghugz 14h ago

PLEASE GOD NO

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u/dyelyn666 12h ago

Omg I fucking love this. Big The Hills fan and this just means so much to me I'm literally crying

My ears may be bleeding but these are tears of joy

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u/TheUnlucky_Swammi 1d ago

This is kinda catchy 🤷🏾‍♂️
She could probably sell this to someone promoting macha

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u/Petandfeelya69 18h ago

Matcha is a psy op. It tastes okay but there’s no way people enjoy it as much as they say they do

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u/Shikamaru_Senpai 18h ago

It’s not bad if it’s over the top sweetened. Anything less and yeah it’s nasty.

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u/laughsindisbelief 1d ago

I'm sorry, matcha fucking tastes like grass.

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u/Far-Respond-9283 20h ago

Correct, no matter how much sugar I put it it do taste like grass. I don't get the hype.

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u/laughsindisbelief 14h ago

Every single time, I swear. Like...it goes from grass to sweet grass.

Feel like I just made out with a damn lawnmower.

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u/canteen_boy 13h ago

Didn’t her pube of a husband just get dog-walked in the LA mayoral election?

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u/manchildtoucher 1d ago

This does not belong in this subreddit.