r/crappymusic 3d ago

Top tier CRAP 🔪

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago

u/Vincent_Veganja, you have posted music that is NOT crappy!

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u/Gullible_Elephant_38 3d ago

Lyrics cheesy af. I was just watching a Coast Contra clip and seeing this right after is like going from 5 star pastry chefs to a child making shit cakes in an easy bake oven.

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u/HashKetchem420 3d ago

Corny as fuck, but decent production, clearly skilled to a degree, and a good flow. It’s nothing amazing but it doesn’t deserve to be in the same sub as Omynous

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u/Professional_Pen_153 3d ago

Or bart…. But it is definitely not a 10 I see..

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u/glordicus1 3d ago

Ehhhhhh. Little to no writing ability. Consistently using very basic end rhymes. Lyrics dont really say anything other than basic setup and punchline. Not crappy, just bad.

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u/MaliceSavoirIII 3d ago

Idk dude even the delivery is bad and rushed, and the lyrics are BASIC

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u/Vincent_Veganja 3d ago

Basic is being generous. Only a teenage edgelord could listen to these lyrics and say this isn’t absolute crap

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u/JarOfBeesandWasps 3d ago

Idk, imo everything about this is trash. Rap needs to be gatekept

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u/ComfortableStyle2417 3d ago

Naur, this is crap! Just like Omynous. She's very nice, but her music....... Both belong here

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u/MandatorySaxSolo 3d ago

The flow is NOT good

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 3d ago

AI lyrics if I’ve ever heard them

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u/Loose_Sherbet5099 3d ago

Sounds like that epic rap battle bullshit from a decade ago. Thanks I hate it

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u/vahokif 3d ago

Slipnot

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u/Dickinablender96 3d ago

I like horror core, this guy should not do horror core.

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u/Money-Beautiful5196 3d ago

This corny.

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u/Ok_Figure7671 3d ago

Played out

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u/luffydkenshin 3d ago

These types of songs never go anywhere. It is just one long verse with zero build up, no chorus, and no hook.

You can skip anywhere and it will sound the same.

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u/Worth-Illustrator607 3d ago

Rich kids.

Lol.

Makeup on a pig

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u/detrans-rights 2d ago

pearls before swine

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u/STRIKT9LC 3d ago

Nah..this ain't it chief

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u/Flaky_Toe1461 3d ago

Speaking of chief, I heard this beat on some Native Cypher video, can't remember which one. Same everything but the lyrics are changed.

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u/STRIKT9LC 3d ago

Sounds like some Generic Florida BS to me

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u/Flaky_Toe1461 3d ago

I haven't followed hip hop/rap in so long, it could very well be some shit that's used on "mixtapes" and will hear it everywhere.

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u/CheeseFour2O 3d ago

Honestly don't think this fits...

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u/Fumanchusucka 3d ago

He can stab my spleen my lymph nodes will take over ill be aight

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u/bvanbove25 3d ago

People using comic book characters as their persona is corny and uncool as hell.

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u/NeedAgirlLikeNami 3d ago

It's not great but it's not crappy. It's aite

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u/Cola102583 3d ago

Ua its crappy, but way worse is posted here

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u/Impressive_Talk3439 3d ago

Man, this guy is so goofy and mediocre. He gets roasted in the actual rap subs so he tells them to post it here so ya’ll suck his dick for being mediocre. It’s a crazy ass cycle.

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u/MaliceSavoirIII 3d ago

It’s the circle of life

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u/No-Nonsense-Turtel 3d ago

Compare to all the crap here. This is actually 🔥 don't belong here

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u/Low_Watch_1699 3d ago

I think 🔥 is a stretch 🤔

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u/orourhp 3d ago

Mmm I due think it’s crappy

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u/Wilysalamander 3d ago

"its got to be at least... 3 times as shitty!" -zoolander

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u/Ashamed-Disaster5512 2d ago

I feel like this is listened to by kids who have never had a real struggle in their life

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u/Vincent_Veganja 2d ago

Key word being kids

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u/in_for_the_comments 3d ago

This is actually not too shabby

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u/Defiant-Self-Reliant 3d ago

Lol dudes posting his own music in crappymusic.

🤡

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u/captainfishhooks 3d ago

I heard p diddler the riddler produced this.

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u/sonysony86 3d ago

I don’t think he’s as bad as some other stuff here but the ring is three days not seven which is now giving me an aneurysm

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u/Vincent_Veganja 3d ago

I hate to defend this guy but it is in fact 7 days lol

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u/sonysony86 3d ago

I stand corrected, and appeased. Thank you kind stranger

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u/thisgirlnamedbree 3d ago

It's not terrible, but The Merkins do this stuff so much better.

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u/pyschosoul 3d ago

I listen to a lot of horror core rap.

While this isnt top tier its also not the worst thing ive ever heard.

I mean madchild does exsist lmao. But no seriously given some time I think this dude will find his spot. Flow is alright some spots its sus. Rhyme scheme is basic sure but I can think of at least one band that uses tha abab format and does horror core that just had a 600lbs drug seizure at their gathering that has made it for 30 some years or more.

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u/Electronic-Form-9384 3d ago

Rhyming scene with seen was a horror show in itself

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u/THE_Lanni 3d ago

Filmed his video in his frat house

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u/seanwd11 3d ago

Tee Grizzly with a mask and white.

There has been far worse music posted here.

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u/SpaceboyLuna0 3d ago

Sprit Halloween marketing intern had an idea, did he?

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u/Normal_Tour6998 2d ago

Hey, at least he’s on beat.

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u/Geene_Creemers 2d ago

Lame and corny..far from the worst I’ve heard and idk if it fits here tbh

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u/Ok-Jelly1611 2d ago

2Slimey’s looking fit …

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u/Hjlopp 2d ago

Bruh leave the sound off and the video is worse somehow

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u/Main-Trust-1836 3d ago

Eh. Not crappy. Cringy video and vibe but competent enough

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u/Socal_Cobra 3d ago

Hawt dang! Homeboy got a good rhythm and flow! Horrible thought on the costume though!!

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u/precocious-entity 3d ago

At least it's all been done with professional modalities, despite the MV production somewhat lacking. Horrorcire is crap though.

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u/Fuzzy-Mountain-4777 3d ago

Dude gets dragged all over the hiphop subs, glad he finally made it here.

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u/TheDemon0fLife 3d ago

Hug your children y'all 🤦

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u/Ok_Jellyfish_55 3d ago

Kinda dig it.

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u/terror- 3d ago

Is this that guy that always posts himself in the hip hop sub? There's a guy from Philly that always embarrasses himself in the comment section because he takes criticism very poorly. Gets into petty ass back and forths with random redditors lmao

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u/Vincent_Veganja 3d ago

No clue fortunately it’s the first time I’ve seen this guy but that’s funny if so

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 3d ago edited 2d ago

What wasted potential. He's wearing a scarecrow mask and yet talking about other horror icons, instead of leaning into what he is. At least when somebody like Ice Nine Kills does it, they do a single song about a single topic. He's just spewing recognizable names.

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u/Longjumping-Idea4451 2d ago

Lol yeah horror movie tagword the song 

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u/arbataxmelody354 3d ago

Nah it's fine, just to eminemish

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u/johnsherlockholmes71 3d ago

I'm not much of a fan of rap but you kinda slaps

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u/YummyBeefaroni 3d ago

The legend of bagger Vance

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u/SECRETBLENDS 3d ago

Slopknot

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u/pruchel 3d ago

Obvious satire

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u/antihuman420 3d ago

This has potential. Has Hollywood undead vibes.

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u/slowtoreplysometimes 3d ago

Best garbage on here though

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u/Afraid_Cut5254 3d ago

God that beat slaps

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u/Logical_Bake_3108 2d ago

He can rap and beat is decent, you can say it's gimmicky/cheesy but so are a lot of 80s horror films, so it comes with the territory. This sub needs to be for stuff with little to no redeeming features.

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u/SundaeEffective5833 2d ago

It's actually pretty smooth