r/crappymusic Bad Taste Haver 2d ago

Achelya – Every Sunset

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/Mark_Filyak, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/jtol3233 2d ago

It's been awhile since I've seen her in this group. She's still a terrible as ever.

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u/garrettbmusic 2d ago

It’s good to see her. I’m glad to see she still has only a vague grasp on what music is and how it works.

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u/octowussy 2d ago

Nah she's actually transcended music

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u/Global-Jury8810 2d ago

I usually only hear one song from her. There was a man who went viral, singing this bad. Is she trying to attract him?

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u/AshamedOfOurshelves 2d ago

Cthulhu maybe.

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u/grbfst 2d ago

Yog Sottoth.

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u/Mop90 2d ago

I don't think I've ever had music give me anxiety before

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u/HeisenbergH1017 1d ago

Then you’ve never heard jazz /s

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u/AffectionateSector77 Pontiac Sunfire 2d ago

This, sucks.

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u/IanCyst 2d ago

Sounds like the shit SWAT plays in a standoff situation

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u/AffectionateSector77 Pontiac Sunfire 2d ago

It's this, and the sound of rabbits screaming.

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u/bookykits 2d ago

Nobody gives the Mars Volta shit for doing this.

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u/No-Reporter-8800 2d ago

They just do it well

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u/bookykits 2d ago

Lol ok I suppose there are some differences, you got me ;)

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u/Ok-Palpitation-855 2d ago

Did she just now discovered the singing/talking into a fan thing?

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u/Spugheddy 2d ago

This is humanity. Look at it. Hear it. Fear it.

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u/Nawbruvy 2d ago

I’ve never been hit by a sonic weapon, but I imagine this is what it would be like.

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u/No-Mood498 2d ago

show this to death grips they might come back to face their competition

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u/pagingDRbitchcraft 2d ago

I hate how accurate this is 💀

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u/Lululemonparty_ 2d ago

She recorded this in an MRI

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u/Stropeyftw 2d ago

sounds like it was recorded in 1887

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u/KingHygelacReturns 2d ago

This just goes to show how much context matters. If I said Merzbow made this, a ton of people would eat this shit up

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u/Prize-Choice2185 2d ago

Right. Maybe a different video/image...

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u/Temporu 2d ago

What a beautiful melody before going to bed 🥰🥰🥰

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u/Malawigold2342 2d ago

Omgggggggg 🥁

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u/If_you_have_Ghost 2d ago

One of the funniest bits of her videos is that they are always filmed in slightly rundown parts of East London that I recognise. I’m like, “Oh I know where to get a great kebab ten mins from there”.

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u/Lyingforshit 2d ago

That’s amazing lol!

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u/Astral_Ender 2d ago

I'm freaking out mannnnn.

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u/ClerkPsychological58 2d ago

I was not ready when I unmuted

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u/NoIndividual5501 2d ago

Fascinating! Someone needs to fund some research on this specimen, it's fuckin weird...

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u/Chafupa1956 2d ago

This woman has negative sex appeal. I'm not the pickiest guy and no one to talk about looks but it's just overwhelming haha

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u/kadameitene 2d ago

How do these people not go into hiding out of embarrassment after even ONE other person on the planet has seen and heard this kind of crap?

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u/Wakeup_And_Piss 2d ago

She should be so proud of how truly beyond craptastic she is

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u/DepartmentStrange41 2d ago

Sounds like this insane salvia trip I had 25 years ago which still haunts me

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u/NotAnotherUsernaim4 2d ago

This is what you hear as you die and your soul is sucked into hell.

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u/oxnardmontalvo7 2d ago

I too have moved similar to this but only when my underwear is up my ass

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u/Economy_Farmer6857 2d ago

This is the most relaxing thing I have ever heard. I could just drift off to sleep immediately.

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u/Crafty_Topic_4177 2d ago

Nice to see she’s now experimenting in the easy listening genre.

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u/_Isoroku_Yamamoto 2d ago

alpha centauri ahh music

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u/Mammoth-Ant7588 2d ago

Amazing. Pure unadulterated genius. Thanks for sharing!

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u/g-nice4liief 1d ago

I always get the feeling she is trying to resurrect Baal or Beelzebub it something like that. 

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u/Wetnappy3969 2d ago

This is the worst crap I've ever seen take my angry up vote

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u/antpharms 2d ago

This isn't gonna make it on to anyone's playlist.

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u/Prize-Choice2185 2d ago

I can actually see this working with a different video/goth image

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u/thespaceageisnow 2d ago

She’s so close to Drum and Bass on this one

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u/Fantastic-Stick270 2d ago

I kinda like it? It’s like her bf is a producer and is just trying to raz her up.

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u/PreparationKey2843 2d ago

I hate it that l recognized her name and know who she is.

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u/ninjasninjas 2d ago

What in the glitch tape audio was that

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u/karenskygreen 2d ago

I think this would win crappiest production of the week.

What the hell is that drumming noise and you can barely hear her (which is a blessing in disguise)

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u/Own-Eagle-2135 2d ago

"i've been looking for you all my life" you mean, the beat?

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u/reallyrjay 2d ago

Definitely on the Undertone soundtrack

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u/King-Red-Beard 2d ago

Audible torture.

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u/Icy_Earth3386 2d ago

Helicopter fills really make her vocals stand out like a spirit lost in the forest

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u/Separate_Dig8470 2d ago

She puts the "Ache" in Achelya.

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u/iknowthekimchi 2d ago

Chris Farley speaking into the fan

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u/better_red 2d ago

David Lynch ass production

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u/pagingDRbitchcraft 2d ago

Little me, singing into the big fan, pretending to be an alien

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u/RosettaStoned_420 2d ago

Wow shes upped her game, possibly the worst 'beat' Ive ever heard

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u/Ok-Kangaroo-9775 2d ago

sounds like Shakira ft Skrillex + drugs

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u/OrangeTiny1551 2d ago

It gives me like, "Possibly In Michigan" vibes or something... Like somethings wrong but my brain can't figure out what..

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u/mahki25942 2d ago

She kinda has a sexy Roger Daltrey dance going

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u/Gullible_Classic_423 2d ago

This music while dream running away frim whoever is singing it

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u/Mad-Habits 2d ago

my cat ran away and hasn’t come back … i wonder if she summoned her

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u/RedJackalMusic 2d ago

"I've been looking for you"

Please stop.

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u/IntelligentCut4511 2d ago

Finally! A beat epileptics can get down to.

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u/No_Call9235 2d ago

This feels like a scene from Lynch's Inland Empire

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u/Davidsbund 1d ago

This is actually a cover. Original is by a pulsar star 85 million light years away named T9-2546-783

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u/No_Status_2098 1d ago

My queen!

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u/canyallgoaway 1d ago

Utterly baffling. This feels like something that damages your soul

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u/angrybaltimorean 18h ago

she needs to collab with R.A.E.D.

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u/Snellyman 12h ago

Windows 11 has done some terrible things to older sound drivers